Slogan this bitch
Okay so I made a banner... but it's kinda lonely just saying handicapped parking.. therefore... I commission everyone with half a brain to hit me with some thuper duper slogans so I can add it.
Or any other retarded ideas are more than welcome....
feel free to talk amongst each other
Or any other retarded ideas are more than welcome....
feel free to talk amongst each other
posted by Everything Nice at 5:01 PM
102 Comments:
how about "I'm all about ass fucking"?
also, thank you for inviting me to be on the Handicapped Parking Staff. i consider this a tremendous honor and will do my best not to let everyone down.
Carl... first can I just say that you need a profile picture so I can jack it.
Im ready to fuck something
awesome! where's the pig lard?
I have a whole can a 55 gallon drum of lube and 6 bars of sexwax
did you get your invite fag?
Damn you are looking juicy Emma.
Yes lover. It does not include a username and password. Or I am dumb
i'm ready to do some bangin'!
bostick, how about a 3some with me, you and emma?
Me too. I want to fuck anything that is warm even a bee hive
a user name and password? you shouldn't need one.. you just click the link.. and accept...
that sounds great. Except that I get the first facial
i feel juicy....
ok i fixed it
I have a boner
Avatard?
Good job BO!! You did it!
So emma are you back? You slipped to my second favorite person.
I'm only back in the capacity that I will be able to pop on and off every so often.
I started a new job so I'm focused on trying to maintain a decent image...
I can't put Yahoo IM on my work computer because they are watching me... and I need to focus a bit on the Meltdown.. we are rebuilding that...
Whatever fag. Dont try to change..
and i haven't actually blown my boss yet
xoxo
did you make out with him?
no, no change.. but I can't be coming at people like a fucking mack truck either......
Ill save that for next week.
no, i make out with my co-worker.
fuck i cant log in
can i tell the world about the blog?
who is that fucker?
Give me admin rights you superslut
hey fag fuckers.
Dirty Sanchez is a friend of mine.. got a problem with that?
I fucked shawn in the ass once when he was 14
ooooooo Shawn you are feisty tonight!
your mama is a friend of mine.
LOL
can i tell peps?
Bostick sucks Carls cock... and then finger fucks his dog while he's biting his little sisters butthole.
Yeah so? carl looks like a lttle boy from behind and my dog is toothless. so is my lil sis
but your mothers not... and she sucks my cock like a champ.
cuntface
It's so nice to have all the boys together at the dinner table!!
Bostick lets get this place all hooked up and then we'll tell....
Not as good as she sucks me and my animals off. Can i tell people emma damnit
ok cool
She gave my dog a reach around after she shaved it.. I thought that was a little strange actually.
but you've made it crystal clear.
There is nothing wrong with having sex with animals. Where is dirty sanchez
jerking off in Emmas mouth prolly.
that's not nice.
would it be nice if I was doing it?
We've had this discussion. Where's Carl?
he is fingering me!
aww. That makes me jealous... :(
slut.
I want to hug you guys. and give you a reach around.
that sounds cozy and uncomfortable all at the same time.
and that's just the way you like it Shawn.
Shawn likes me to tweak his nipples
Bostick.. what did you have to do to sign in.. did it just prompt you to accept?
The new blogger accounts work differently than the old blogger accounts when it comes to joining.
and Emma's no help at all.. so I redirected her under my desk.
MMMMMMMMMMM!
you pick on the link then go to add an acct
thank you Bostick I will try that now.
any time shitface.
whatever dilhole
cool.
fuckheads... i heart all of you and your sphinkters.
goodnight.
editor shawn, its nice to see you again. i miss pleasuring your butt hole.
ps- do you have my butt plug?
dirty sanchez...have you ever fucked a dude? bostick wanted me to ask you.
who wants to see their daddy's dick?!?!?
ding dong...i'm hear for the gang bang?
i want to cum all over editor shawn's face.
do you think its possible that this blog will be even more demented than the WP?
oh, one other thing. bostick and i were thinking that all the chicks that hang out here have to post a naked picture of some kind.
carl?
I think that potentially this enchilada could be off the charts
i'll post a picture of my cock if that will make everyone happy.
does anyone have a good method for getting rid of dingle berries?
but now that Ive set it up enough for everybody to reunite and engage in hot animal love...
i have to go finish my search for Johnny Menace.
uh, do you have a lot of asshair?
not really. i'd say i have an average amount.
i don't even know what a dingle berry is...one of my friends said it and i thought it was funny.d
boys have penises girls have vaginas.
thats right Carl. Im going to take a shower now... wanna come?
yes, i want to cum. i'll gladly wash your back but only if i can urinate on you.
is there banging going on?
I want to fist someone. Who is next?
morning bitches.
"Jump on the short bus"!
How's that? I ride it everyday to work. tee-hee
6:30 in the morning? Whose fucking time zone are we on....shit! It's 8:30 in the real world, so wake the fuck up.
Em, you have mail!!
HOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
GIVE ME ADMIN RIGHTS WHORE!!!!!
I GO NOW.
Hello everybody and good morning
fuck...scumbag is here. i thought we got rid of that bastard.
HI WEED!
Is there any skanks here today?
Sup Carl? Your little man?
no skanks yet.....only Ho's
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