Rarrrrr
The black fella that cuts my grass came by today.
His name is moses and he is black as tar.
That is not racist.
He is totally black as tar for real.
I buy him a 12 pack of heineken and put it in the bushes.
Only I have a few bushes.
He hunts it like a panther.
Dipping and diving then pouncing on it like a wild beast.
The Heineken is like a chicken.
Only sexier.
posted by JBoombostick at 5:41 PM
9 Comments:
i guess he brings his own grits. does he know you've hidden chicken for him? or is like a little treat now and then.
i normally just flash my lawnboy.
Heineken = Funky cole Madina
why the hell make the guy dig in the bushes?!? that's racist
This post turned me on like no other I've ever read.
And no Mesh, the man that hath shown me the light is here... not there...
therefore I must negate your theory on my disappearance.
*golf clap
I give you props though for thinking....
And I play just fine. Especially when being played with.
I quote Brian Adams when saying "Everything I do, I do it for you"..
Good luck with your new thing Sugarbooger.
Wu-Tang clan aint nothin to fuck with.
And I will quote Chuck D. when saying "Can I get a witness?"
I miss you fags but I wear big girl pants now - apparently. Not as much time to play any more.
I quote Michael Palin when saying "I dress up in womens clothing and hang out in bars" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7fXBhmL9e0
I miss you too and promise to keep it alive.
(p+?)d = t/d = a field's medal
heineken... ?... don't you have a stock of grandpa's moonshine?
(p+?)d = t/d = a field's medal
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