Shall we begin?

If Scumbag is to run for president then he must consider his cabinet, his agenda, and his platform stance. He should also decide if he is Republican or Democrat, or, Liberal, or Hermaphrodite.

Then he needs to collaborate on a campaign and where to begin snatching votes. I will begin to post his announcement to run on the Pabst stands at all of the Joe's in the local area... Scumbag, you decide who fills these roles in the meantime:

Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

I call "dibs" on Secretary of the Interior.

If you're too busy to choose your cabinet, then you must elect somebody that you trust to do it for you. Good Luck Scumbag :)