here is a funny story. lastnight i woke up about 12:30 and i had a raging hard on. i was having trouble going back to sleep so i decided to stroke my cock until it threw up. then i grabbed a tissue and cleaned myself up.
by the way, if I text you Saturday, ignore it. I will be completely incoherent and close to an alcohol coma....but I won't remember I wrecked my car....so it's all good.
I'm partying tonight and tomorrow night! I have the cutest boobie shirt to wear too....makes me look like I really have boobs.....it's awesome! For some reason guys don't look me in the eyes when I wear it.....why is that? hhmmm
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i'm all about animal sex.
had i seen that in person i would have stuck my cock in the goats mouth.
is that wrong?
THAT turns me the FUCK on....
That girl watching is all wet down there.
good morning sexy
I prefer to pull out all the teeth first. A goat with no teeth is as good as a live doll but warmer.
That's like me and Bo having ass sex.......it just ain't natural!
anything natural isn't any fun... anybody will tell you that!
morning you hot wet supersexy asshole rapists.
Hi weed. you are fucking hot
*slides hot tounge in emmas asshole*
wow... you know Bostick... You could make a ton of money in France.
Fuck france, people dont bathe over there. Ruined my whole trip.
Bo, you're so sweet! Emma get your mail?
I did Weed... and Scumbag has admin rights!!!
I need coffee... and I'm not changing the time zone fuckers!
Can I whip out my cock and slap everyone with it?
Can we make racial slurs here like nignog and jigaboo?
or porch monkey and taxi driver?
Spear chunker and bridge fisher?
Toby?
Bluegum?
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i for one will NOT tolerate racial slurs.
what comment was deleted?
Carl....close you ears and get over it!
i did that. blogger was being a spook.
This would be more fun I was not the only person here
bostick,
a friend once told me about Blue Gums. he said that the inside of a black persons gums are blue. is this correct?
I have a project....YAY! I need all the members to e-mail me a retarded head and shoulders shot. If you don't you will regret it! Thanks.
oh....I didn't get the bluegum thing....or toby. Damn I am behind on my slurs. Bo you are a real pig.
here is a funny story. lastnight i woke up about 12:30 and i had a raging hard on. i was having trouble going back to sleep so i decided to stroke my cock until it threw up. then i grabbed a tissue and cleaned myself up.
is that wrong?
It is wrong that you didnt swallow it. And so what if I am a pig.
When can I expect that test tube in the mail Carl?
I did the same thing Carl.....except the girlie way
lets have a word orgy *grabs weed*
I love the word orgy!
I love the words flesh and penetrate.
Bo....you gonna "ass to mouth" when Carl is done with me?
yes and I brought a straw to shrimp out the cum
I like the words fuck and fuck.. and penis... and cunt... and well rectum is fun too.
I like rigging, anal play, felching, ball torture and choke.
EN warms my cockles.
how about the words....fisting, bondage and ejaculate?
I like cockles... especially vanilla.
I knew a dude with a birth defect where he was missing his hand. It basically made his arm like a giant cock. I bet it wears pussy out with it.
i have shit stained balls.
By the way fucktards... not that any of you jackoffs care but I am going to be in a meeting soon and I will finger myself while the call is on mute.
and then... i will paint a pretty picture on my monitor with my slippery ink.... from my finger.
I tasted my own poop one time.
Can you take some photos while you are at it emma?
all I care about is that you won't be here.....that sucks!!
Sure Bo... and I have this new phone with a scratch and sniff feature!
yes Weed but you can frolic in my absence... that's why I created this den of playtime prolification!
I'm horny as fuck yo
me too...
ok meeting time.
When I return I will do the links on the sidebar so you retards can find your way home...
because I'm not cooking for you.
Bo did it taste like chicken?
More like froglegs
i really want someone to eat my asshole.
any takers?
Hey EN fuck me
She is in a training meeting Shawn. under my desk....
What up fuckos.
I need a beer and a smoke
I need a taco.... bad.
After all the times she's been under my desk... she shouldnt have to be trained.
I like to be trained with a rolled up newspaper and a choke chain!!
I need to piss...
Your in luck I stole a paper from the office next door
check your email Shawn.
Starfucker.
you
are
going
to
answer
your
phone
now.
blogger is pissing me off.....I need to bite something!
Try the other phone.....
cunta.
Em, do you still work in the same place as Shawn?
Bite me weed!!!
Yes, I work with him at my second job.... I still have two. :)
by the way, if I text you Saturday, ignore it. I will be completely incoherent and close to an alcohol coma....but I won't remember I wrecked my car....so it's all good.
I'm gonna bite that juicy ass.....then you're gonna ask for more!
2 jobs, a family and still getting more dick than me.....how do you do it?
Text me Saturday... I'll answer the phone if I'm not eating out my girlfriend.
MORE MORE MORE MORE!
stop that.....I woke up fucking horny.....don't need you making it worse.
I wing it like a mother fucker.
I don't need to go out tonight with a loaded weapon.....I can't be in my knees remember!
She drives herself into the concrete Weed.
You, however, I would like to drive into my matress.
I got two really big pillows for you to kneel on you fucking tart.
and I'm STILL waiting for you to blow me.
Blow yourself Shawn...
How about you do it for me slut...
I'm really not partial, as long as some one has my cock down their throat it's all good to me.
pig.
you should be more picky! Some of us are way more talented than others at the art of giving head!
Pillows might work....hhmmm.
would that be your matress or your mom's?
Well Weed I already know Emma's skills, how about you try and one up her?
That would be my mattress. My mom's busy driving Johnny Menace into hers.
Emma gives you head? I thought you were just friends.....damn, I need friends like that!
Where's that faggot anyway? EN did you invite him?
Who's Johnny Menace.....I seem to remember the name vaguely
You're right Weed fuck that guy. I bet he's somewhere taking it up the ass from the Polar Bear Club.
Oooo you're right Shawn that's a good place to start looking!!
Can I use your membership card to get in?
you people are disgusting.
lunch!
funny I didn't get an answer about Em slobbin the knob. You 2 are kinky bitches....I love that about you!!
do you think my infatuation with anal sex will end once i actually do anal?
Im horny. Where are the sluts an hos?
lets see some T&A on this blog!
HI! Ho here.
Hello you sexy bitch. Can I post a bunch of naked chicks doing lesbo shit on this blog?
Can i do lesbo shit while posting on this blog?
100 fuckers!!
Hey EN... you keepin it wet? I just called you 6 times.
I want to talk to you
Okay peckerface what do you want to talk about?
I was in a meeting and now I'm having free lunch! I love this job!
Free lunch? I bet that sleezebag Sanchez treated you... huh?
Have somebody else taste it first for drugs.
No no he's off running errands to prepare for our hot date tonight.
We plan on eating extasy tablets and bouncing around the hotel room.
I'm going to pull his beard and tickle his tummy!!!
Should I give you my room number so you can book the one next door fag?
It will be the Hyatt... not sure what room number, I will text it to you as soon as I know.
Gotta run so I can party soon! I'll check back in later...
I hate you.
Where is everybody?
fuck texas
I'm here.....am I too late?
I'm partying tonight and tomorrow night! I have the cutest boobie shirt to wear too....makes me look like I really have boobs.....it's awesome! For some reason guys don't look me in the eyes when I wear it.....why is that? hhmmm
shawn, can we share the room at the hotel?
we probably just need one bed.
ps- i like to sleep naked.
can I sleep in between you 2?
heh......I said sleep.
sounds like an orgy to me!
Have a great weekend ya'll!!
I would fuck you silly Carl.
I don't think you could handle me. I'm way too much man for your little ass hole.
Weed make sure you pack that shirt when you visit us.
Whos ready to bang?
I have KY for assholes.
What is weddingparty05ubitch.com. Alot of random people from Kansas were hitting me from there..
Thoughts?
That's where Scumbag hid his blog before he completely fucking deleted it.
you know, maybe admin rights for scumbag isn't such a good idea after all...
hmmmmm.....
you have lube Bo?
hi shawn... fucker.
hello gays
YAY!!!!
oh...I feel so ...whole again...kind of...
Yes I have Ky Liquid and Crisco
Yeah, I saw the goat and thought of Bos... Wuv you!
who taught tumbleweed to walk upright?
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