Hidden Messages.... in songs.. девочка
Seems math didn't work out so well for some.... ... maybe the video part got in the way.. we all know how carl gets with his asian anime.. hmmm... so lets make the video a non issue.. forget math... and see if it spells it out any easier....
and for bostick... lets make this especially easy for you..
а двумя зайцами погонишься... ни одного не поймаешь... В каждой шутке есть доля правды... И волки сыты.... и овцы целы
now i know after you read that you figured it out it wasn't you.. but i know you'll keep it to yourself while everyone figures it out...
There once was a man from kan-sass
Who's nuts were made out of brassss...
in stormy weather...
he'd clack them together.....
and lightning shot out of his ass......
and for bostick... lets make this especially easy for you..
а двумя зайцами погонишься... ни одного не поймаешь... В каждой шутке есть доля правды... И волки сыты.... и овцы целы
now i know after you read that you figured it out it wasn't you.. but i know you'll keep it to yourself while everyone figures it out...
There once was a man from kan-sass
Who's nuts were made out of brassss...
in stormy weather...
he'd clack them together.....
and lightning shot out of his ass......
posted by Johnny Menace at 12:01 PM
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a two hares saying ... no catch ... In every joke there is truth ... And wolves eat .... sheep and intact
As usual. I'm completely lost.
OHMYGODITOTALLYGETIT!!!
(check this out)
SO, two rabbits are sitting in the woods when one says to the other...
"Hey Sam, what's the wolf suit for?"
"Well, it just so happens I'm on the lamb."
"Runnin' from the law huh? Well, sorry to hear that... that sucks for you."
The rabbits sit in silence for some time and chew on their blades of grass when the second one says:
"Hey Harve?"
"Yea Sam?"
"What's the worst part about eating vegetables."
"No clue. What is it?"
"The Wheelchair."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
You like that Bostick? Good. here's another.
Three southern ladies are sittin' together on the back porch drinking lemonade when they realize each of their husbands nicknames are "Bubba."
They decide it would be best to name their Bubbas differently so's they could tell which was talking about who.
They agree to name their Bubbas after popular soda pops.
The first lady says "I'm gonna name my Bubba 7 UP."
The ladies respond by asking her why, and she says "Cause he's 7 inches and always up for me."
The second lady says "I'm gonna name my Bubba Mountain Dew."
Again, they ask why... and she replies "Because he's built like a mountain and I loooove ta do him."
Then the third lady thinks for awhile... then finally says "I think I'm gonna name MY Bubba Jack Daniels."
So the first lady says "Wait, Jack Daniels... thats not a soda pop, that's a hard liquor!"
To which the third lady says "Yup... Thats my Bubba!"
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHA
...wait, now what?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love redneck jokes!!
What up H! WOOT WOOT!
ohohohohohoh I have a great joke for you..
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girl goes up to her dad and says " dad I need a new prom dress"
dad says" alright, give me a blow job and I will buy you your new dress."
Girl gives dad the blow job and says " Dad.. Your penis tastes like crap!"
dad says
" Yeah your brother needed a new tux."
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
I think I just made myself throw up.
I have new photos up and they are absolutely lovely.
Enjoy.
Stephanie (aka Monkey's hand)
saw the pictures and i would have to say that you are absolutely stretching it by calling them lovely...
which hand?
The hand up his ass.
The photos aren't of me... in case you were confused and to be honest, I don't think they are lovely either. They entertain me though. Consider me entertained.
If I consider you, do I have to address you that way?
I, for one, enjoy the photos and must say that I do that very same thing for a small price of $449.99.
I do accept payment plans, though the interest would kill you.
For you though, Menace, I'd do it for free.
Dearest Emma,
I've always admired your entrepreneurial spirit. You can call me "Highly Entertained", but that wouldn't be accurate, as I've already grown bored with the game. I share these photos with you because I knew with your background knowledge, you would appreciate them more than most.
Have a fabulous week.
All the best,
Monkey's backbone
right, gotcha, definitely...
what?
Stephanie,
You have no idea how much I respect your ability to know exactly what I like and don't like.
I think, perhaps, we think with the same brain... may I even go so far as to say perhaps we have a mutual interest in this portfolio of yours?
Do you think we should arrange a sit down and perhaps pin point some glossy's to donate to our local fetish museum?
You are back bone, indeed.
H. It's really kind of sexy when you say it like that.
hey emma.
You guys suck.
(that's a request, not an observance)
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