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Thursday, January 10, 2008

New Cabinet Members

Ok future Vice President Emma (hint), here's the first prospective members of my cabinet:

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:

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Secretary of Defense:

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Secretary of the Treasury (Annabella's got a business degree or something like that):

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As far as a party affiliation? Well, there's only one party that I'll EVER belong to:

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17 Comments:

Blogger JBoombostick said...

Who is going to say nigger first?

6:06 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I do know one thing. Secretary of Treasury Annabella is one fine ass redneck.

6:09 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'm not sure I'd make a very good Vice-President.... But I'm heavily medicated and own a shot gun, so that's a start.

9:07 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

niggers.

9:07 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

well emma, that makes two of us.

10:03 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

One being you just got a white hot fire poker shoved in your ass by a teenage Iraqi boy Ten being you are at an orgy with Victoria Secret whores and one of them brought a tank of medical grade Nitrous Oxide.

How is your day going.

10:52 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

what? that didn't make any fucking sense.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

oh.. ok, after reading it 7 times I can safely say I'm at a 5.

There are victoria secrets models ramming white hot pokers in my ass in the back of a clown car while I huff krylon.

thanks for asking.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

emma hates me.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

welcome back scumbag!

can head up the Department of Fag Bashing?

i think Emma should be the Secretary of Sucking Cock.

4:52 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No Carl, that's not going to work. I'm already the president of Sucking Cock.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never ever let a woman have an authoritarian position, she'll completely fuck it up and then say it's all your fault. That goes for excuses on sucking cock also, President, secretary or otherwise.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sounds like Mesh needs a good cock sucking.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

well, emma's the only female that i trust. so suck it you dirty spook.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

oh, and annabella too. but she's just a female version of me so having her as vp would just be like having a clone of myself with a vagina as a running mate.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

emma likes me better than the rest of you worthless fuckbags.

11:51 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

"be like having a clone of myself with a vagina as a running mate."

*blink*

12:09 PM  

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