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Sunday, January 13, 2008

dammit.

I can't believe the Chargers beat the Colts.
I can't believe the Chargers beat the Colts.
I can't believe the Chargers beat the Colts.

I wonder if it would be appropriate to offer Peyton Manning a priceless pep talk?

fuck. I can't believe the Chargers beat the Colts.

17 Comments:

Blogger Scumbag said...

well there goes $20.

hell, i woulda wasted it anyway.

1:30 PM  
Blogger The Guess Who # 2 said...

I can. I can.

4:21 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

emma,

i want to slap you in the face with my cock.

5:14 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I am depressed the Cowboys lost. ugh.

Scum..you could have used that to take me to Wendy's or something.

Damn.

6:06 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

wendy's!?! damnit woman, do you think i'm made of money!?

4:36 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I got really drunk last night. In fact, I'm STILL drunk.

Commence with the cock slapping!

5:09 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Ouch, still drunk the next day.. I don't have a cock to beat you with. Besides you might do something terrible to me if I did beat you.

Scum, don't worry about it. My kids have piggy banks. We can hit Taco Bell.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

emma, stealth, hows about we get together for a drunken threesome?

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sober threesomes suck - Scum I think Emma is more intrigued about the clone version of you with a vagina... either that or she's fantasizing about chaining you and Spackler up to a wall wearing batman masks and abusing you... could go either way.. or both.

I haven't had taco bell in over 4 years - why the hell is there even a taco bell market with so many wetbacks opening up their own restaurants?!?

9:04 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I need a cigarette.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Mesh - you're still trying to get over that Swedish porn huh?

:) i do love that one... still watch it... with myself and....

well, myself.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

are you skanks gonna take me up on my offer or not?

11:36 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I suppose so. Wait, are ponies involved? I like ponies.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

And can we do it before my dialysis appointment tomorrow? That way if you give me AIDS I can get rid of it right away....

thanks in advance for your patronage.

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

watching porn while sliding in and out of consciousness apparently makes the visuals from said porn burn into your brain... I did not know it till I tested the theory.

Someone fuck Shane while he eats taco bell and watches PBR - where's Shawn.. he'd do it.

12:14 PM  
Blogger Helskel said...

hahahha, Fuck Manny!

GO AFC-West!

12:38 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

what about miniature horses? they are about pony size. Vixen has some of those.

3:34 PM  

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