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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Woman charged with malicious castration

LILLINGTON – A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches, authorities said Friday.

Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, was charged with malicious castration in a fight early Tuesday at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man's girlfriend, police said.

All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said.

Dawson is accused of grabbing the man's genitals. Police said a weapon was not used. He declined to elaborate.

"I believe he needed more than 52 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands."

Dawson does not have a listed phone number.

State law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person's genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent.

Dawson, who was released Wednesday on $50,000 bond, also was charged with offenses including assault causing serious bodily injury.

The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said.

141 Comments:

Blogger Carl Spackler said...

what a whore. i think the guy should be able to cut off her boobs or vagina as payback.

ps-i'm horny. anyone want to fuck?

9:16 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

I'll fuck you Carl.... if you promise to put your fist up my ass and call me daddy.

When I'm done I'm going to put a Hersey's kiss on your forehead.

Rock on....

9:23 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Carl - How exactly do you cut off a vagina?

9:36 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I think she needs a hot poker to the clit!

9:53 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I think Carl need the same!

9:54 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Wow. That's really kinky Weed... I LOVE IT!

10:04 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

EN,
i mean't cut it out. maybe throw it on the grill, sautee it with mushrooms then serve with a nice full bodied shiraz. hmmm...tastee!

10:46 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

dirty sanchez,
you got a deal. except, i'm not a fan of hershey kisses....how about a tootsie roll? it reminds me of a miniature piece of doodoo.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Carl - I think it would be better with a heavy bodied wine...

like perhaps a nice deep merlot.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

where the hell is everybody today?

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AM HERE!

11:25 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'm here!

11:37 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

talk to me bostick... whaddya got?

11:38 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

SILENCE!!!!

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im back!

11:44 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I don't do silence well... so I guess I will do lunch!

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to fuck

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sweet love either. Hard bloody fucking that leaves marks.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need to slide my hot tounge in a wet cunt too. In and out and around in a circle.

11:54 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Guess what?

12:11 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Fuck America.

12:11 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I found you guys. Cant hide from smaret Canadians like me. Eh?

12:12 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Fuck Canadia. gay ass cold place.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i'm here.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i need to stick my cock in a nice warm beaver.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

whats everyone doing tonight?

12:28 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

bostick told me he might do 3 shots of tequila tonight.

i might shove 3 fingers up my butt.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i'm horny, you want it, ride it, my pony.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am going to shoot tequila and word fuck carl on my webcam

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then I am going to smear shit all over me and jack off

12:32 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

homos.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its not gay if we do not touch.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

scumbag,
who do you think will make it to the superbowl?

also, did you watch the kansas/mizzo game lastnight?

12:49 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

i wanna fuck, who's ready for me?


oh.... you're doing homo love... my bad.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

once upon a time i was falling in love...now i think i'm falling apart.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

nothing I can do, total eclipse of the twat...

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for that song guys.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You're welcome... I was going to do this great rendition of that elton john kiki something song... jesus what song was that?

1:13 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OOOHHH Don't go breaking my heart!

1:13 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Don't go breakin my twat...
I couldn't if I tried...
Everytime you bend over baby...
I'm glad your hands are tiiieeed

do do do do dah!

1:14 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OOOOhh oohhh and nobody knows it

(nobody knowohowwwss)

When I was down,
you were my ass clown

oooh oooohhhh and nobody knows it

nobody knowohoowws

Right from the start
you started to fart...

ooooooo oooooo

you fart on my paaaarrrt....

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need to break my cock off in a hot twat

1:17 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

dont go breaking my twat... I like it just the way it is.

all soft, warm and tight.
It's outta sight.
Like Jimmy Walker.... on good times.

wow.. I think this rhymes!

1:19 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Everybody jump in
except for kin
cause I don't do that kind
it fucks up ma mind...

1:20 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

well except for my bro
cause he's a ho
and pretends I'm sally
from the valley

who likes to sell ass
she has no class

so away I must go...

fo shizzle.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

c'mon fuckers.. sing with me...


or would it be better if I started talking about animal fucking?

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You confuse me with your spear chunker talk

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fuck animals and then eat them.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

do you give it a three day waiting period like I do?

1:25 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I like them bloated and stinky... especially when the pelt starts to fall off all by itself when I move them.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes so the spunk will mix into the meaty parts.

1:26 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

uh
hu
hu
uh

oh yeah baby

uh
uh
uh
oh god yes...

uh
hu
hu
uh

holy fuck babe your weave just fell the fuck off...

1:26 PM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

aren't you going to wait for the added nutritional factor of the maggots.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I like Santa Claus

1:27 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

fuck maggots

1:27 PM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Now that kinky....

1:28 PM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

i"d pay money to see that....

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I squish up maggots in my hand and wack off with their hot juices. Then I lick it clean.

1:29 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

do you make a honey hole with your fist Bo?

Alright Snachez...errr sanchez... gimme money!!

1:30 PM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

I'd put them in my ass and play hide and go seek....

Give you money...... honey..... I would eat you out forever if you could pull yourself away from your desk

1:32 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Nah, somebody's under my desk right now....

can't you hear her?

1:33 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I guess you wouldn't... its a low gutteral moan...

1:33 PM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Catalina...... the 22 year old nooooooo

1:35 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

:D

1:35 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

It only takes a couple of days in an office... snowbound and chilly...

brrrrrrrrrrrr..... ha.

1:36 PM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

how does she taste...... i sure would like to put my hands on that taco...

extra sour cream..........

1:37 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

like a churro... fucker.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

oooooo arent you supposed to be making tamales?

1:40 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

jesus just say yes you silly bitch... everybody else does.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

......

1:45 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I see the gagball works!

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is gay Shawn?

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet if I say gay a bunch of times he will show up.

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That is the Shawn call.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No queer. I am calling Shawn.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I miss Shawn. I would let him eat me out if he'd just show up.....

2:10 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

fuckin' whore.

2:11 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

and i mean that in the nicest possible way.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooooooooooooooo!!!!!

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dizam!

2:12 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i bet she's all pissed off now and mailing me as letter bomb.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

nah, she's probably crying.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i'm a heartbreaker, yo.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No I think I'm totally over you now fag.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

hello?

2:16 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

sooo............no letter bomb?

2:17 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

ok then, goodbye.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

puss.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Can a girl not take a smoke break?

2:25 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

after sex....

2:25 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

jesus.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

no.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

satan.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

it's about 15 degrees outside with a heat index of around 16!

2:28 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

100

2:28 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

the wedding party is gone.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

that kills me a little inside.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

i know, it killed me too especially since I couldn't take my night before Christmas WP style off before you did.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

and I was so tweaked on ludes I can't remember what I wrote.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

what the fuck...i step away for 30 minutes and this place explodes.

you people make me sick. i want to skull fuck all of you. except dirty sanchez...i want to make sweet love to his brown hole.

then donkey punch him.

2:31 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

and that big mean nigger one. fucker

2:32 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OOOOOOOOO!!! Fuck you carl you never offered a donkey punch to me!

2:32 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

are we doing Full Naked Thursday this week?

2:32 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Don't make me call big bitch!

2:32 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

no.. im not getting naked

2:33 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I Bet that Wp is tucked away somewhere safe. Like the arc in indiana jones

2:33 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Like Johnny Menace... *snicker*

2:34 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

the WP could be up my asshole...along with fag boy johnny menace.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

exactly!

2:34 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I admit I miss his faggot ass.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

fart and blow him out Carl....

2:35 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

EN...i'm not sure when or where but i am so totally going to bang you. if you get me drunk enough i'll let you play around with my butt hole.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

take me instead

2:36 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'm not afraid of you Carl... I spent 14 hours of unbridled love to myself in the middle of the living room floor this weekend.

you can do me no harm.

2:37 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

the WP is gone forever. seriously.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yes. We all know fag. Thanks for taking away our happy place and forcing us to circle jerk each other into submission until we're all sore and chapped.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

or wait....


shit, that was just me...

2:42 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

emma, i have the xmas WP post saved in my email. i think.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i was talking to bostick on that previous comment em.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

fucking YAY!!! I think I might actually try to suck your monster schlong if you do!

2:43 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

goddamnit, i erased it. don't you have it in a sent folder or something?

2:45 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

fuck....

2:45 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

sorry. i suck at everything.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Oh yes... its right between these emails to Menace and Calzone

2:47 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

you need my address? What address?

2:48 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

uuuhhhhh..........

2:49 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

hi!

2:50 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

address? what the fuck are you talking about?

2:51 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann said...

Ouch!

2:51 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

yer talkin' crazy talk.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

you said address didn't you? Stuff in your office?

fuck I know I didn't drop acid today...

2:58 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Oh, you said orifice... thats right.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

bye

2:59 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I saved the WP on my hard drive about a month ago ~snicker~

3:03 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

which one of you want to suck a fart out of my ass?!?!?

3:34 PM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Carl-you can donkey punch me with out making sweet love by the fire.............I need the training.

Bye.

3:36 PM  
Blogger white_devil said...

north kacolacki.....yup

5:43 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

EN...check this blog out. i think this guy is your male equivalent.

http://brooklynrake.blogspot.com/2007/01/taxicab.html

6:21 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

holy FUCK Spackler. Way to fucking encourage her...

why don't you throw her his fuckin number while you're at it.

6:52 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

.....



:D


shut up shawn... go advertise the meltdown in his comment section.

7:15 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

EN,
if it were the two of us in that cab would you give me a rimmer?

7:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's hot.....I'm going to sleep like a baby.......

1:57 AM  

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