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Friday, June 22, 2007

fuck

Why does everybody down here look like wrinkled fruit leather?

Why do I suddenly feel like the twice removed mafia daughter of some distance butcher with a prison record, a pound of bacon, and a bagel shop every time I walk into the delicatessen to buy a bagel?

Why is everything so fucking cheap here?

Why is the sand nicer?

Why isn't Bostick here yet. If he stands me up I'll be PISSED and never talk to him ever again... never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever.

well maybe. but prolly not.


I have all sorts of fantastic questions.... more soon... I'm going to swim up the coast now.

14 Comments:

Blogger JBoombostick said...

You lucky bitch. All I can do is look at it on Google earth. Fuck.

8:19 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Why don't you drive your little ass up here where I am? It is only six hours away!

8:20 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Is Shawn still being a baby?

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where did she get deported too?

8:46 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

sand is nicer but it's hotter and yeah I noticed that about FL too when I was there... it's dirtier tho...well at least where I went... I miss you guys, I can play today and no one is around... oh and Mesh I would displease you today...hehe

9:31 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Bostick.

How about you just swallow your pride and hit the road?

And then I'll swallow something salty that isn't from the ocean.

Hi Mesh. Fucker it figures the one time I am out of town your silly ass shows up.

*waves at Huneeb!!!

Looking forward to seeing you soon!

11:24 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

I gotta get on that travel plans IT...

11:41 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

So Emma is Bo flakin like Shawn did that one night he fell asleep?

11:43 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

emma,
why didn't you mention our phone conversation lastnight? i thought it was enlightening. i'm going to call you again tonight.

ps- the pecan pie that i had was so good that i just want to spread it all over your beaver and lick it.

12:52 PM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Maybe she wasn't as enlightened Carl...?

1:24 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I wasn't sure if Carl wanted me to tell every body that his mother made him dinner that night.

It was string beans and... shit, what was it....

Am I flaking like what? I'm sorry I don't have access to a car to drive Bostick....

But you do, and you can. But you're not.

:) s'no big deal... Carry on.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Oh, and Bostick... Sorry that call dropped. Seems like every time I come up here to check mail I lose my calls.

We can continue it tomorrow when you come visit.

11:19 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Bostick you need to hop on gchat.

10:09 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I miss you Em. I hope you are okay wherever you are.

8:23 AM  

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