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Monday, November 12, 2007

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I got my first piece of ass when I was thirteen years old, she was twelve.

I smoked my first cigarette when I was eight. It was a pall mall non filter.

I dropped acid for the first time when I was fourteen. It was pretty intense.

Alcohol is a son of a bitch.

The Stooges are underrated.

Happy veterans day.

3 Comments:

Blogger Everything Nice said...

My first piece of ass (given) was when I was 15.

I smoked my first cigarette when I was 17. It was a Newport menthol.

Alcohol is just fine if you're willing to throw up.

The Stooges are a bunch of fags

Yes, indeed. If you have a veteran in your life I recommend you fuck him.

8:34 PM  
Blogger cher said...

13? wow. that's pretty young. i was 16 and passed out. i think. i saw a picture of the guy a couple weeks ago completely randomly and he got fat. sweet justice.

3:28 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

First piece of ass.. an angel got its wings

First cigarette in the woods

I miss Snapple root beer because it was clear and you could replace it with vodka or tequilla and take to ...oh say school for lunch time.

The Stooges are rated where they should be... one trick ponys with a cult following because they didn't get mainstream airplay.. but lets face it they didn't want it either.

And to celebrate Vets day take a trip to your local VA Hospital.

5:03 PM  

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