Memory Lane
So the other day I was reminiscing ol' WTL... When I remembered Tumbleweeds post about hiring Scumbag for a party she was thowing...I thought it would be a good way to break this blog in. So for those who remember this, enjoy. For those who don't, well, you should be able to enjoy it even more....
at Scumbags expense (of course)... but HEY... atleast I didn't go over that whole "pour some sugar on me" video episode... right Shane?
**Original Post done by Tumbleweed... 05/2006***
WANTED: Entertainment for BBQ
I just hired a dancer for the festivities tonight. He comes highly recommended by the likes of Hillary Clinton, Lorena Bobbitt and Carrot top. He is available for bachelorette parties, baby showers, Bar Mitzvah and “coming out” parties. If you would like to hire him for your event please give me a call.
HAZAH!
at Scumbags expense (of course)... but HEY... atleast I didn't go over that whole "pour some sugar on me" video episode... right Shane?
**Original Post done by Tumbleweed... 05/2006***
WANTED: Entertainment for BBQI just hired a dancer for the festivities tonight. He comes highly recommended by the likes of Hillary Clinton, Lorena Bobbitt and Carrot top. He is available for bachelorette parties, baby showers, Bar Mitzvah and “coming out” parties. If you would like to hire him for your event please give me a call.
HAZAH!
posted by Everything Nice at 9:12 AM
81 Comments:
I'm feeling better about myself every day....... and so are hamsters
Anybody that would like to commission Mr. Scumbag for your tea-bagging parties or tupperwear conventions...
contact tumbleweed...
wow...and i thought i had a small penis.
Do you Carl?
You mean that is small?
hard he has to be at least 3.5 inches
Holy fuck I remember that one!
I miss that place. Shit just isnt the same without PBC, SHS, Anna, and that shitstain Menace.
And just so everyone knows I'm breaking up with that fag. He doesn't return my emails.
I wouldn't either.
And you're right Shawn they are missed. Hey remember that time he insulted your family?
oh my bad... that happened all the time.
Eat cock.
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It's whats for dinner... yes, I know.
I was mourning. It's hard to break up with a man... you get all clingy.
I can't just rebound to you Sanchez... your ass isn't nearly as tight as Johnny's was.
promises..... promises.....
I really don't know what to say. I never got to size up Johnny's ass and he's not here to defend himself so I think this conversation should be kept in the privacy and solice of your uh... your email with others?
He couldn't defend himself even when he was here. I had him hog tied and gagged with donkey dick.
Don't worry Sanchez, you're next.
Again I find myself at an uncomfortable loss for words.
Emm... That's because I'm sitting on your face.
Shawn, you're a dillhole.
Havent you found him yet?
dillhole? WTF!
yeah yeah yeah........shawn I'm thinking of serving up my cherry to you like a DQ sundae.
Sullen - :D
Shawn - No. I haven't. And I'm beginning to think I should stop looking.... Now if we can talk about anything else it would be fantastic....
Ooo.. see, you boys could talk about cherry....
dillhole .....has a nice ring for you shawn. dillhole dillhole dillhole
Like a pet name, but prettier.
Em's pouting again!
Mr. Dillhole can we make him a puppet....please
Am I? Pouting?
Fuck you SNACHEZ... yes, pouting Em.
Thank you urban dictionary...
dillhole
1. An individual lacking intelligence, people skills, compassion, and a human soul.
2. A dough head.
3. Someone who is totally useless at everything. Essentially the same as a "Bungmunch." Someone totally worthless.
4. A dumbass (see dumbfuck, fuckhead, asswipe) who is constantly bitchy or always late for mundane shit.
But you know I've got nothing but mad love for you.
Right?
Not so much. I think I just sat on my lighter though.
and now my asshole feels kinda silly.
Both of you bitches need to lick dick in unison while Spackler blows out your ass holes.
Can he blow in my asshole instead?
Slut.
Whore.
Oh come on, you can do better than that....
for fuckssake will somebody please impress me?
WOW....... i like ice cream. it makes me happy
That remains to happen.... I'm fairly certain that's not doable.
Sanchez - LOL.
Shawn - Neither are you. fag.
Im going to go slam my forehead into the humming elevator doors and we can just forget this ever happened.
Have you ever had ice cream Shawn?
Like you did after your mother shoved that jello jiggler mold on Marcia Cross between her thighs and called for skippy.
my phone will ring in 3....
2....
1.....
Stuffed up your ballon knot? till your eyes water and you start to cry......
*wants to slam Emma into humming elevator doors....
..just sayin
I got stuck in that elevator this morning.... no lie
Where the hell is Scumbag?
Fuck this place.
I think he's standing in front of a honey with an American flag covering his ass.....
Fuck Texas
PBC is in a spick prison.
SHS is still shaving his nutsack.
Menace is dead.
Everybody else can swallow load.
wha?
Maybe SHS is shaving PBC's nutsack in a mexican prison to prepare for Menaces funeral?
Can anybody write that down? It would make a great porn.
Sullen - ok.. but you will have to make sure you hit it hard :)
And you're right Shawn. I do believe Menace is dead. Why don't you prepare a eulogy for that.
White Devil and I will prepare the ritual wardrobe....
and now I take an extended leave of absence to pull my fingernails out and pour rubbing alcohol on them.
:)
E- I'll bring you some ice cream.... vanilla. chocolate and strawberry
sorry...i just heard something about blow out assholes?
who
where
when?
sanchez,
i thought you were going to let me pop your cherry?
the guy in that picture has great quads. he must do alot of squats.
speaking of squats, i want to EN to squat on my face so i can eat her pussy.
Take a number Carl. None of us have gotten that lucky.
Queers
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Shawn.... what number did you get?
karl..... I said I would give you a free donkey punch.
do you think that guys crank is so small becuase he took steriods?
Whos? Scumbags?
you remember when pbc asked anna if he could "stuff his pecker in her butthole"?
and i'm not even gonna dignify this childish post with a rebuttal.
and by "eat her pussy", carl meant "take a shit in his mouth".
SCUMMY!
EMMA!
I missed your silly ass. Why do you always come around when Im about to go to lunch?
i dunno.
me either... but I'll be back!
See ya later scummy....man i hope that was a photo-shop deal....
but you make me feel tingly inside...
hotness.... i think sanchez wants to give you a beard bawl.
did any of you fags watch american idol lastnight?
speaking of that piece of fuck show........new post!
Carl... if you bad mouth my Simon I will come through this screen and twist your nutsack around your neck and shove your face so far up into Bostick's asshole you'll be tasting bile and the fishsticks he had for lunch.
I heart Simon. I shall rub one out in his honor...
FUCK! sorry I missed this....it has been a bitch of a day!!
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