Belated Birthday Kisses

Bostick,

I'm sorry I missed your birthday dude.You know I totally like it up the ass and I wanted to send you a gift to tell you how much I appreciate your friendship but I didn't have enough time to throw your gift package together.

I know you're anxious to get it and I am sending it today, but I thought I would tell you what you'll be receiving in case you need to stock up on accessories... Like popcorn, or extra strength lubricant.

My gay lover #8 will only let me suck his cock on every other day and that is something that really gets on my nerves. I want a cock in my mouth every day.

First thing, remember that one time you told me about that vinyl? The one that you couldn't find anywhere?!? Well, I found it. I will make sure I pack it well so it doesn't break in transit.


Second thing, the number #2 thuper thpecial edition of "Gay Comix". This is the one where Uncle Sammy takes little TJ into the sauna room and tells him about his real dad... Oh, shit, shouldn't have thrown in that spoiler huh? I know you'll like the illustrations.

Third item, A large print to hang in your bedroom to fill that space above your bed where the Lance Bass poster used to hang. I hope it's big enough to hide the thumbtack holes. You might have to do a little patching.


Fourth, a movie. I would love to come and watch it with you and all but I'm shy as fuck. I mean, you're an attractive guyand I get off on the way you comb your hair and I admit there's been a mancrush once or twice on you. But shit... I'm not letting you cop a feel unless you put extra butter on that popcorn for me.


Fifth, the phone numbers of these two girlie men I ran into at the Gay pride festival. I was carrying your print home when they stopped to admire it and before I know it I'm explaining to them about how there's this queer down in the South that's really fanTAStic! I showed them the picture I carry around of you in my thong and they want to come visit. No worries, I have the flight paid for, you just say when.

Sixth, an Autographed self-help book for your wife and kids. I think Becky would get more use out of this then you would. It came with a free strap-on but Emma stole it before I had a chance to pack it.

And lastly, a little Asian Porn because every man should get some action on his birthday. I figured this would help you get in the mood and I know you love bananas. I know you might be disappointed in my choice, but I tried to find that one from the youtube clip you sent but apparently they don't do that shit with eggplants overseas.

So there you go bud. Happy Birthday. I hope you enjoy your gift box and you can thank me when we meet in San Fran with Johnny Menace to do the Polar Bear Club get-together. Bring that porn if you can, and that other movie. Oh, and maybe the number for those two guys I send so Menace can have a turn.

Okay gotta go the cum is starting to leak out of my asshole.

Love and Kisses to my favorite faggot,

Editor Shawn