Random Thoughts With Carl...
i thought i would share some stuff that i have been thinking about lately...
- a desire to have sex with a post-menapausal woman
- i'm currently watching a Dateline NBC interview from 1994 with Jeffrey Dahmer. is it weird that i am fascinated with serial killers?
- aside from seeing the 7 wonders of the world...i would also like to snort an 8-ball and go on the Price is Right. i get a hard-on just thinking about Plinko.
- i might be heading down to Atlanta next week for a job interview. would that be weird if Bostick and i were in the same state?
- who the fuck is Mesh?
- i think i'm getting bored of masturbation...is it time to get a toy and spice things up?
- i'm definitely going to trim my pubes before heading to seattle.
discuss amongst yourselves...
- a desire to have sex with a post-menapausal woman
- i'm currently watching a Dateline NBC interview from 1994 with Jeffrey Dahmer. is it weird that i am fascinated with serial killers?
- aside from seeing the 7 wonders of the world...i would also like to snort an 8-ball and go on the Price is Right. i get a hard-on just thinking about Plinko.
- i might be heading down to Atlanta next week for a job interview. would that be weird if Bostick and i were in the same state?
- who the fuck is Mesh?
- i think i'm getting bored of masturbation...is it time to get a toy and spice things up?
- i'm definitely going to trim my pubes before heading to seattle.
discuss amongst yourselves...
posted by Carl Spackler at 7:27 PM
15 Comments:
I'm fairly uncomfortable that you mentioned me just before you mentioned your masturbation issues.
But the coked out Price-Is-Right would fuckin rock - I think watching that Cliffhanger/Mountain Climbing Yodeler would be almost as exciting as Plinko. Personal opinion there and all.
I always, in my twisted mind, hope that someone will get dragged under the big wheel when they spin it. That would make for some great television.
No worries Carl, I dig the serial killers too. Especially Ramirez. I have issues with Gacy (for obvious reasons) but the rest of them are quite fascinating.
yes... the wheel of death...
I've been waiting for the accident all my life.
Someday, some fatty's moomoo will be snagged by the peg next to "75", and then sucked under... the thrashing attempts to escape will only thrill the spinning beast as it tears through the contestant's abdomen with chainsaw ferocity... the giant wheel's revenge for decades of humiliation come at last!
sick demented fuckers
you all want death and destruction while I just want to see Barker's Beauty's lick each others velvet curtains in the 9 person jet powered hottub that's angled perfectly for the t.v. camera (next to the Kinsington dinette set.. naturally)
1. Me too.. and an epileptic. If you know one, please give them my number so I can get some good use out of my strobe lights.
2. I would've loved to spend some quality time with Ted Bundy... Or, Jack the Ripper...
3. Hmm.
4. I'm not sure weird is the right adjective... I'm thinking 'dangerous'.
5. He is what he is, but I can't help you if you want to philosophize. I'm still trying to figure you out.
6. Me too.. wanna trade my pussy for your cock?
7. Good, thats one less drain plugged at the Hyatt.
:) carl you are fantastic.
I don't feel sparkly anymore..I am going back damnit.
there I feel a little better.
there now I feel all the way better.
well I would feel even more stellar if I had a bucket of xanax and a dick to suck. Blow jobs are like pacifiers to me and I need a pacifier now. NOW.
just sayin'
*goes to play with herself*
who the fuck is spittles talking too?
wow...
I heard blow job. Everything after that was sort of a murmur.. .like the teacher in charlie brown
wah wah wah wah wah wah.
Okay so who puts money that I take a cum shot tonight?!?!?!
Id like to thank stealthsparkle for the inspiration.
Did anybody else get laid as many times as I did last night?
:)
spittles.. umm... yea.
cumcatcher.. umm... yea.
yea, pretty much greatness, fireworks, earthmoving, soul chilling sex...
what else is new?
not so random....
the blowjob comment and carls thoughts
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