Raymi The Minx
OK y'all(I say y'all because I am from south Georgia and still live here) Raymi is my friend, my dog. However, recently she has said things to me that are not only concerning but also hurtful.
She called me a doof, told me that she was 'above' me, blamed me for being her comment hater(not me fag), an asshole, fuck you,jerk and called me bananas.
I am not bananas I am BOSTICK!
Why all this drama girl?
I thought we were friends dude.
We need to talk..
call me.
She called me a doof, told me that she was 'above' me, blamed me for being her comment hater(not me fag), an asshole, fuck you,jerk and called me bananas.
I am not bananas I am BOSTICK!
Why all this drama girl?
I thought we were friends dude.
We need to talk..
call me.
posted by JBoombostick at 5:31 PM
200 Comments:
Maybe it is because you didn't put enough "U's" in your wourds for her to understand?
Maybe. the translation barrier is a bitch.
i am not a fan of yer use of the term nignog
Yes well..
We live in two different places Raymi.
If only I could show you..
the back of your hand?
Hey Bostick, show me, please.
What about snow Mexican? I like to call eskimos that.
I'd like to show her the shiny pre-cum end of my cock.
Monstergirl - You cannot even imagine the type of education public school is given to these kids.
What kids are we talking about?
Shut up shawn you fag
I actually really want a piece of Monster girl. I'm dead serious!
Public schools "here" are shitty. The majority of them are like prisons and no one will send there kids there out of fear of them getting a sub par education.
And that differs from NYC public schools how? Public schools all over the US are horrible. I don't get your point.
I would like to show you my point!
I have no point. What is yours?
shut it fag. they prolly think you are me still
I do have one. Do you want to do this publicly, because I will...
I love it publicly because I am an exhibitionist!
You can call me a racist all you want dude but I am a not a racist, I hate everyone equally. Cool people are cool and lame people are shitty. I like niggers and spicks, jews faggots, assholes, fuck streaks, russian fuck bag, serbs, bosniacs, cooter lickers, all that shit..
I didn't actually call you a racist. I'm just curious why you'd use your place of residence and the poor public school system to justify your choice of words.
It is a choice, you know, not a cultural trait. My mother was from your fair southern land and I never heard that word until you used it.
It's kind of ugly, that's all. Beneath you, I would hope.
Monstergirl. Will you be my #1 boo?
I hear that word in just about every rap song known to man kind.
My neighbors say it as a matter of fact... to each other.
Do what? You kinda need to "experience" the southern public school system before you can share your opinion on this topic.
And...?
Mo I really don't Bostick. You've lived in one place your entire life and I changed schools every six months.
Last time I checked your island paradise wasn't exactly the South Bronx.
It must be nice to go to private school and be all like "those racist bastards!" "I never thought that black people!" OMG!! They have guns!
Can I show you an island paradise? Why are you ignoring me?
No it is not the south bronx thank god...
That is why i can leave my doors unlocked at night.
I went to one private school, and plenty of shitty public schools, and I've lived in plenty of urban hellholes full of the worst kinds of people of EVERY color, so don't stereotype me as some posh white bitch who has no clue about the real world. You can do better.
If you can leave your doors unlocked at night why are you lecturing us on the evils of the south and your alleged scholl of hard knocks upbringing? I know where you fucking live! How many black people are even property owners on that island?
I'm sure there have to be a few... at least tokens?
Where did Raymi go? I want to turn her over my knee!
us? Dude. There are evils all over the place.. The school I went to was 60% black, I have a black dude here with me right now smoking a bowl. I just called him a nignog and we fought about it.
Where is butchie? he would love this drama.
I told a black girl once that my grandfather owned her grandfather.
Bostick call people whatever you want.
Just don't expect everyone to love you for it.
I dont expect anyone to love me. I only want a hug.
I like hugs!
Me too! NIGGER!!!
Jesus fucking stick it in my holy Jesus ass Christ! HE is a black people hater! WTF!!!
Suck my balls please.
sorry i'm late to the bitchfight. i just got off of work and boy, are my legs bruised!
i am a hexadecaroon and i am offended!
I bet they are... We are talking about nigger pussy.
Thoughts?
i prefer the term "black orchid".
please describe how that orchard opens. I will crank to it...
I want to fuck you Kelly. Badly.
with a crowbar, then you have to mind the teeth.
Me too kelly. I want to tap that ass..
shawn, you say that to all the sheep!
No really you have me weak. Like a bitch watching a chick flick.
Do you like black guys cocks? There is a mixed opinion here.
bostick you can tap it, but it taps back...
black, white, green, i like 'em all!
There was someone wanted to kill me for bringing down that other gay blog. KILL!!
Stop ignoring me kelly. Love me like the sloppy bitch you are!
KILL!!!!!!
She likes it up in them guts.
what's a matter boys? are you sisters to busy fucking your dad to pay attention to you tonight?
Absolutely. So swallow my cock.
YES! My sister is fucking my dad, he loves it.
Kelly like it up the shit hole.
Hello Kelly. I don't believe we have met!
I am the all-mighty sea hag and I have barfulous tits!
did you just invite me over here to sexually harrass me?
She likes black men cock in her pussy hole.
hey EN, pleased to meet you!
No! Im glad I could meet you!! They invited you because you belong here :)
Anyway, Bostick....
Oh. We are still in racist forum.
Is the term homo queer extraordinarre racist?
i don't get why being racist is so funny, snowflakes.
Anyways les.....
I want to double team monster girl and Kelly with a plastic umbrella
Being racist is NOT funny.
You're all a bunch of worthless crackers.
And you are a seahag apparently.
Nigger hater!!!! you fucking racist!
And Kelly likes black cock and I love her for that.
you know what's good on crackers?
Kelly doesnt care. a cock is a cock. Black or white, shit is all the same.
nooses
so what? you like cocks too, bostick!
Kelly remember when you said I sucked your cock and it got deleted? That was awesome.
Stupid ho. can i finger you?
LOL that was funny!
I like cock. I don't discriminate!
...anyway...I'm glad Raymi's superior tits could bring us all together like this and I'm sorry how things went down Bostick, but you understand between this stuff and that other thing, I'd kinda had it. No hard feelings?
will you use all ten?
Bastard! you wanted to finger me when you thought I was messican!
Wait. What?
Raymi's superior tits?
They look like two waterballoons at a high velocity speed chasing niglets on a hot summers day.
Those things are had.
If I was Raymi's tits I would try and invert myself for fear of shame.
Well now shawn every one is entitled to their opinion. even bad ones.
I vote we pitch in for glasses for monster grill.
Youd hit it.
Nevermind the gayness...
Who? Which one?
i'd finger you Nice!
Thank you Kelly. Id give you the whole fist!
i'd finger those boys too. turnabout is fair play after all!
fists are hot.
Bostick could you go to Carrie's for a second and confirm what I just said? Even when you try and compliment that bitch she's skeptical.
And after all I've done for her.
PLEASE finger me you silly sexy bitch.
No really, the only hitting I'd be doing on Raymi is with a closed fist and tight knuckles.
Well thats not hard to believe Monster Girl.
Sure MG :)
she punches back, y'know.
Jebus christ MG you really pulled her horn fuck.
EN, you look like one of my cousins so it's hard to find you attractive.
I'm from Massachusetts and we don't fuck our cousins there like they do down South.
Anyway, Raymi's got the face to go with the tits.
Carrie? Yeah. I have no self control.
Oh wait, you don't either...
yeah cows get cranky when you pull their horns.
You're right, both are unappealing so they balance.
ooh snap! come on, she's not that bad. i think she's foxy.
Raymi's unappealing? I don't think so. It's not her fault you look like my cousin, so focus your insults on me. She's not even around.
Bostick, remember this is how we met?
Are you getting weepy yet?
Well then I guess I should wait for her to appear. But, as I clearly stated in the below comments it was not about her.
Just because she drew a parallel and made it about her and got offended means she is ... well... narcissistic.
um hello? we are bloggers and obvsly we are all narcissistic, otherwise we wouldn't be putting ourselves out there like this.
This is true. And with that piece of wisdom I will go eat alcohol.
And I will eat Kelly.
well get down there, stud, and sprain your tongue, bitch!
Raymi has a stinky cooter.
Isn't everyone with a vanity blog narcissistic? Isn't that the point?
More me?
Can I ask who you had in mind when you mentioned celebrity bloggers? Seriously. I only do this to insult people...I don't really follow blogs.
Admittance is the first step to recovery Monster grill.
I heart your sloppy little pussy Kelly.
Can I just say though, that I think Emma is more attractive than Raymi so I guess it's all about the tastes.
Raymi does remind me of Mr. Ed. Just thought I would say that since we're all about the honesty here.
I heart you Shawn...
Just sayin.
"Wilburrrrr...."
i'm going to second the Mr. Ed note.. its the nose right shawn?... i mean i see that nose to and i think if only i could get some peanut butter under that bitches gums and slap a bit piece in her mouth... but i'm sure you were thinking the same thing
monster - how would you know blogs are narcissistic? ... you just said you don't even follow them.. so how can you gauge the concept if you don't even know whats in the context.. and does anyone else get this Alice in Wonderland anything goes kinda of vibe from monster eyes wide shut rabbit girl...
i see what you mean bostick
Clearly anyone who spends a lot of time taking self-portraits and writing about the details of their social life like it's of great interest to the world is a bit of a narcissist, don't you think? And I did specifically say "vanity blogs", but at least you can structure a sentence well even if you can't read one.
I don't happen to think there's anything wrong with narcissism, and when someone turns it into an art form, like Raymi, it's quite entertaining. Whether or not you care to admit it, she's good at what she does.
Perhaps if you'd stop ogling her tits long enough to read a post or two you might pick up on that. The funniest part about it is she actually has convinced a very large group of readers that her life IS hugely fascinating and that requires a lot more skill than writing about peanut butter and fisting.
Eyes wide open. Try it sometime.
Your use of the word "convincing" assures me that indeed her life perhaps isn't that fascinating. But you're correct in saying that it requires skill to make people believe so. I will give her props for that.
Now about peanut butter and fisting, I do have to say in our defense that in fact it is not easy to write about peanut butter and fisting. You have no idea how many scenarios are delicate to describe when you combine one or the other in context.
In fact, the use of peanut butter gives any prose or story good texture if you have enough imagination and skill to incorporate it and keep the readers riveted to continue. FAR more skill than it would take to convince a large group of readers how fabulous I am.
Just a quick question if I may, Monster Girl?
Don't you think that if it were her life she were really trying to sell she wouldn't have to show her tits?
Okay two questions, apologies....
And if her life IS fascinating, and she has convinced her readers that her artistic antics are the ballast of her life and they are drawn to that then why are they so busy oggling her tits?
I, for one, have never seen her tits. If they are fantastic then maybe its not her artistic skill of selling as much as it is her funbags and in that case she could really make money in porn.
I would be happy to send her some peanut butter and a plastic fist if she should decide to go that route.
Don't you think that if it were her life she were really trying to sell she wouldn't have to show her tits?
How judgmental and stupid. Especially coming from a woman who prides herself on peanut butter and fisting stories that lamely attempt to prove just how righteously naughty she is. Fraud. Post some pics of you engaging in this pastime in your safe little Martha Stewart-for-Kmart Seafoam Green bedroom and then we'll talk.
Did any body else notice that Monster Girl totally evaded answering that question?
Well, both questions actually.
Insults only go so far before you have to answer to something.
What I would like to know is why all of the sudden Raymi is "ghost" and you are on the front-lines?
I think both Emma's question were without malice and extremely well put. I'd like to hear you answer them because you apparently seem to know more and care more about Raymi then Raymi does.
Or else, really, Raymi would be answering to this. Not you.
raymi has a life and went out to see the 10 o'clock showing of knocked up.
Okay so that means Monster Girl doesn't.... check.
Tell you what Raymi. I'll go ahead and blow your whistle.
You are Monster Girl.
And Monster Girl is you.
It's this whole bi-polar thing you've got going so you don't taint your squeaky clean Gidget love-me image with a superior ass kissing bitch persona.
You know how I know? Because Monster Girl is not about herself, she's about you.
And NOBODY is that much about ANYBODY unless they are themselves.
I should know. I'm so into myself it's perveted.
So let's let Monster Grill keep slapping those gums together and in the meantime we will wait for you to slip.
And then we will be sure to let your readers know what a super cunt you are.
ahha sorry dick tracy i don't have time to make various personas and aliases unlike you guys. ps. jason aka helskel, should i email your work now or later, you're not on the employee list so you're certainly not a head-honcho, should be interesting.
Monster Girl - If you want pictures of some tart fisting herself with a jar of peanut butter I'd be happy to point you to the right website... But that's not what I wrote.
And for somebody that's so uppity about reading comprehension you should know better.
My bedroom isn't safe. Nobody's is.
Dick Tracy... let me guess, that was the midnight showing? Should have figured you for a Madonna fan.
Why pick on H? At least he has a job.
Because she doesn't like you enough to click on your profile lovey :)
Don't hate on her because you're jealous that you're not getting the attention.
omg are you guys still fighting about this? i love it!
You're right E. Because there's so many reasons to hate on her right now.
Come on Raymi, break your Seether out and let's go!!! I want me a piece of Monster Grill!!!!
RAWR!
Nevermind!! Kelly is here!!!
Watch out Kelly LOL.
Shawn is like a stray dog on ecstasy... He'll take your ass when you least expect it.
:)
Oh man that wilburrr comment went to the bone! Watch out H someone is going to email your work and tell them you are making fun of little girls on blogger!
AHAHAHA
*snort*
Not true! I give fair warning! I'll pull your hair first!
Monstergirl is a big fat man living in his moms basement. He smells like cum and has tissues balled up all over his desk. It is a lot easier for him to hide behind an avatar and pretend to be a girl.
Either that or she's a tran-sexual with an Oedipus complex whose still upset that her mother wouldn't finger bang her after church on Sundays.
um, i'd wear him shawn out, i'm afraid. i'm a real hornbag!
Or she's Martha Stewart?
She did make mention of my bedroom color, even though she got it wrong.
It's more pea than seafoam.
anybody else want to cuff it to Val's new profile picture?
actually monstergirl is really hot! you should be so lucky!
like model hot!
Oh you two are PERFECT for each other! Finally enough woman to love you and your frankenpenis!!
My prick is seething just thinking about you Kelly.
So, she models then?
You cannot be red headed and hot. It just doesn't work.
She should put her face on her profile then so we can all bow down to her extreme hotness.
she could and has, but she's too brainy for that. what are you working with shawn?
Kiss a little more ass kelly. Your entire face isnt covered with shit yet.
Well thats a bummer. Must be some internal conflict she's been dealing with since birth.
Beauty and brains. Poor bitch.
Well then it wouldn't hurt her to post it again and if she does that, and I think she's hot. I will take back alll of the things I ever said about her and Raymi.
Then I will find her, sodomize her, cut her into small pieces and dump her hooker ass into the bay.
Kelly I got 7.7 inches of pure pain to shove in your honey hole.
Oh wait, apparently you need to wipe that shit off your face first.
Yeah, Shawns not so much into scat. Water sports, maybe, but not scat so much.
I hate a fucking kiss ass more than anything.
That and blacks apparently.
And hippies. Fuck them too.
Well, and you hate tattoos too.
But I'm a dirty trucker seahag so it's permittable.
And hipsters. Dirty little bearded pussies.
And Mexicans.
And Chinese.
I dont hate tattoos. I just think that they are trashy. I am poor white trash so it is permittable.
And Japanese with dirty knees!
Well that's too bad Bo because I had your name tattoo'd around my asshole.
I was trying to impress you. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt at all!
um, it's not kissing ass to defend a friend, is it? i was merely giving you correct information. there is no shit on the mug! shawn you must get a lot of dates with that misogynistic attitude of yours. you're a real charmer. oh, and i hurt back!
I am not exposed to very many pan faces Shawn. Thank god. Those little boogers haven't invaded my area yet.
Kelly, yes it is. Brown noser.
Emma! that is so sweet! is it done in my favorite font?! you know.. the cursive one.
I know Kelly, the ladies love me, what can I say?
Alright then show me what you got! Slap that pretty ass on my lap cause I got a whole handful of pennies just waiting for a slot to stick them in!
look bostick why don't you just go back in your little playhouse and continue beating off to gay porn.
Unless you accept dollars and in that case I expect you to make change with your snatch or I just wont be impressed at all.
Kellys having a meltdown!
OMFG! I love gay porn!
Bostick, invite me over and I'll butter and salt your popcorn!
Making women melt. It's a skill.
i'd prefer a roll of quarters, i'm not that cheap!
Actually it's in big block letters with a couple of smiley faces on the dots of the "i"'s!!
If you two are going to take pictures be sure to post one. Monster girl wants peanut butter and fisting, don't disappoint. She's strikingly gorgeous and a Mensa member apparently.
Jesus now see you have me all flustered. Here is how the above should have read.
If you two are going to watch gay porn together be sure to take pictures and post one. Monster girl wants peanut butter and fisting.
Don't disappoint. She's strikingly gorgeous and a Mensa member apparently.
There. I feel better.
Fuck that. She gets nothing and she'll like it.
Shawn, how about you make yourself useful and find an email box to hack into?
God damnit I love it when you boss me E!
Are you going to the party tonight? I need something to look forward to.
Yes. I will be there with my peanut butter in hand :)
OK!!! I'll bring my fist!!
WHOO HOOO!!!
OK!!! I'll bring my fist!!
WHOO HOOO!!!
OK!!! I'll bring my fist!!
WHOO HOOO!!!
Somebody confused the hell out of Ray-ME.
She's still posting in the last thread.
I would never let my kids play with knives.
Confusing RayME doesn't seem hard to do.
Bostick keeping knives away from kids does though.
rabbit girl - Isn't everyone with a vanity blog narcissistic? Isn't that the point? More me?.. I don't really follow blogs.
your view on narcissism.. was freshing.. right out of a dictionary.. nice change for around here.. even though it was pointless.. again lets review... you don't read blogs.. you find them narcissitic... yet you read raymi's blog.. which is about her life.. and you find it entertaining..
*pours out some pellets
and while we are discussing entertaining non-narcissitic blogs about ones life... will someone tell me who raymi is?
I think I am head over heels in love with Johnny. I feel comfortable admitting that.
I want to lick his asshole too shawn.
Me first. Johnny and I go wayyyy back.
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