Bostick,
Kelly wanted to be sure you got this message.
kelly ripafart said...
Love you homo,
Shawn
PS - Kelly call me! I'll still fuck you even when they flare like that!
kelly ripafart said...
hey bostick! look what your "friend" carrie said about you:
for one thing? i do not like bostick i think he is a lying backstabber and insane. i don't trust him as far as i can throw him. i don't trust his friends, either. they are all wackos.
carrie | Homepage | 07.04.07 - 9:12 pm | #
Love you homo,
Shawn
PS - Kelly call me! I'll still fuck you even when they flare like that!
posted by Editor Shawn at 10:43 PM
203 Comments:
OMG! Now that is pretty much true.
I am glad that I have all these stupid girls as my playthings.
They are best when on the rag and spun clockwise for thirty seconds.
*jumps up and down
Somebody needs to spank the two of you.
Please let it be me.
what in the holy fuck have you asswads been doing?
For gawd sakes go outside... step away from the computer.. go take pictures of the grafitti on buildings and trash in the street, then hop in the bathtub and take topless photos of yourself and call all that shit 'art'.
Scares me that you all can't step away!!!
So... I notice there are insecure women with to much time to think now running amok here... has anyone called 'dibs' on them? and which one tries to act like the biggest hardass.. I want that one.
The hard ass you seek is ME! Come and take me you greasy fuckball!!
Shawn... no.
But I do appreciate your typical offer of 'I'll dildo sleeve my big toe and play with your nipples' that I got in my email.
I have to decline on the account that you shave your chest, use product, and you stalk a sea hag, you bipolar bisexual biplane biggot.
You're my hero.
and this place is like Thunderdome
I want to be the meat in a shawn emma sandwich. With some Valyna on top a side of betsy - bo you can watch and whack it...wait...there is a wife with shawn now...yeah she can be like another layer of the sandwich.
oh..
I am just horny and need to fondle me. An orgy sounds fun though.
Christ I really shouldn't type. I think I am still drunk from yesterday.
That reminds me, my boyfriend is a fucking asshole and I think I take up the one I actually liked from a year ago that just found me on myspace.
Fuck that other douche. He ruined my Fourth at the last minute. Too bad I was laughing while he was yelling.
Bipolar people get angry and flip on a dime over nothing...I think I took a sip of his coke or some crazy shit like that.
I feel bad for laughing...I have never done that before..boy can't help his condition.
Wow.
just to translate for stealthy her..
emma - marbled bread
jen - lettece
stealth - pastrami
shawn - marbled bread
sideorder of val - russian dressing
and she would like us to go to myspace and direct her boyfriend to her blog..
Stealth - you're a fuckin whack job. Luckily you have a decent ass or else.. no wait you're still a whack job.
Johnny please don't translate anything, it was a fucking analogy. Christ.
And noI am not a whack job, I am just still drunk from yesterday.
The boyfriend is aware of my blog.
seriously.. she's crazy...
en, whatever happened with that ad you responded to? LOL - the one for blow jobs? I must know if you got a reply.. *slow wicked grin*
:) He offered me $1000
Okay mesh, I am crazy. I will just embrace it, fuck it...lol.
mesh.. i have to agree with you.. and i'll throw in.. the ass or looks don't measure up to the crazyness that is aloud..
LMAO!!! STFU!!
I want that shit emailed to me :)
What a douche..you ROCK Emma..any other conversations? :D
That guy is such a little shit.
For someone who won't come out to actually see me, you sure run your mouth alot Johnny.
I mean I guess it would be easier if we were in the same town..oh..wait...
the crazy chick wants to pay Johnny $1000 to give him a blowjob... is the pre-blow conversation over daquiri's worth it? these are the questions that keep us hinged in suspense.
I dig crazy chicks... they are the traffic pylons and roadkill on the interstate of life.
I fear my golden waves of grain.
what the fuck is going on here. i dont' understand the last four posts.
also, can somebody give me my blogger/admin rights back?
Mesh, sweetie, you are confused...emma was responding to an ad that someone actually posted saying he would pay for head. I was inquiring about the result of her response.
I guess she was offered $1000.00 for it :D!
Just goes to show how fucking awesome Texas men are. *snicker*
For someone who won't come out to actually see me, you sure run your mouth alot Johnny.
so.. i can get stabb with scissors? no thanks.. and we are not in the same town.
so.. i can get stabb with scissors? no thanks.. and we are not in the same town.
stabbed...stabbed. What makes you think scissors are my weapon of choice?
yet you never fear my golden grains... hmmmm..
so do you give blowjobs or not... and i'm talking to the crazy chick.. not Shawn.
and 'a lot' is two fuckin words damnit.
well i was going to go with spoon first... but i thought i would give you the benfit of knowing that would be your best stabbing choice for a household item..
mesh you need to break you sentence down into stealth talk so she'll understand..
Did somebody say scissors?
but no one said shearing
Until just then.
And there that went!
okay.. so .. you're drunk and you see some guy that you think would be a good meal ticket for a couple months. You see he chews Skoal and he's got on a silver necklace with a screaming eagle pendant. You ask him for a ride home. He pulls out his driving gloves and puts his Pontiac Sunfire 5 speed WITH SUNROOF in reverse. He touches your neck while he runs over some garbage cans and the porch of the trailer/meth lab next to the one you were just partying in.... do you go down on him by the mailboxes by the entrance of the mobile home park or not?
nice on the details mursh but.. it didn't give me a headache when i read it.. think more... incomplete thoughts..
so i say shearing and you say...
I'd do it if it meant Johnny would be my one and only afterwards!!
Committment John... It's not a four letter word.
"mesh you need to break you sentence down into stealth talk so she'll understand.."
As opposed to bread crumb speak, yes Johnny, you are right.
Mesh, I do not like the meal ticket thing. If I did I would still be married.
Wait...did you say WITH sunroof?
:) atta girl.
Well if you say shearing, I say sharing.
fuck i don't care anymore... someone put up some pics of their punching bags
*passes Johnny some midol*
Would you like a tampon with that? Johnny you are so sweet I could just shit myself.
Good thinking on the "around the house" weapons, though...I was thinking more of a corkscrew to the ear.
If I got one of the ones with the handles I could push down the handles and pull out your brain...wait..no...well, something gross would come out.
NO WAY! You remember what happened the last time somebody put punching bags on here!
shawn - i know.. its a prime #
stealthy - ... yes as opposed to bread crumb speak... the different being i'm not trying to communicate to the general public with it... so yes.. i am right..
EN - you say sharing.. i say in japanese
Good, now let's make it!!
whatchya makin?
and I still have no idea if I'm communicating correctly to the silly chick.. so far the only thing that has peaked her interest is sunroof and tampon. I may have to cut this one loose.
Mesh, I apologize I was checking my mail and things of that nature.
You are communicating just fine.
Many, many years ago
When I was 23,
I got married to a widow,
Pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
I think your communication skills suck Mesh.
bostick you are really starting to scare me.
Good Morning pretty lady!
you just like the idea of me sucking Shawn.. stop with the fantasies that EN has put in your head.
who the hell is this Raymi chick? is that Bo's wife?
I think Stealth's meat curtains smell like Nilla Wafers.
Yes. That is Bo's wife. Introduce yourself you fucking jerk!
umm.. fuck you Shawn.
Raymi - first off what the hell kinda name is that? can I get some history on it?
second.. hello - i like pina coladas and getting lost in the rain, if you're not into health food and like the taste of champagne I think we could make some magic.
Isn't it getting caught in the rain?
I doubt she's interested in your pull-a-rabbit-out-of-my-fly routine, Mesh.
I'm interested in that Mesh. Does the rabbit sing a song?
Apparently not the pina colada song!
:)
I used to have Da Real One rap version of that..
If you like Pina Colada, and its little Champaign
If you like juice in your kina, me myself here to say
If you like makin love at midnight, rollin out the avenue
If you like frien' up a fat one, one day your down with my crew
Havin' problems with my lady, she gettin' on my nerves
Talkin' bout she need her nails done, I take that out on the perm
Ain't wanna make love last night, she thought everything was cool
But she was messin' wit Da Real One, If I got my damn rules
Now I met another lady, She got what she had to say
I asked her where her man at, she said "baby I'm gay"
I said "that don't really matter, long as you ain't gotta sex change
Because I'm down with a three some, but need to know some things"
*burp
Hi helskel your burp reminded me I need a soda so I can do that.
My tummy hurts.
it could be 'caught'...ya midget karaoke queen.
I pull nothin furry outta my pants... nada... zip. And what the hell is wrong with the rest of my routine?!?!
crazychick.. what shape are your tits?
round.
Here is a list of options:
polygon
bicentric polygon
concave polygon
constructible polygon
convex polygon
cyclic polygon
decagon
digon
dodecagon
enneagon
equiangular polygon
equilateral polygon
henagon
hendecagon
heptagon
hexagon
Lemoine hexagon
Tucker hexagon
icosagon
swastika
octagon
pentagon
cyclic pentagon
regular polygon
regular decagon
regular dodecagon
regular hendecagon
regular hexagon
regular icosagon
regular octagon
regular pentagon
star without crossing lines
star polygon
decagram
dodecagram
octagram
star of Lakshmi (octagram)
heptagram
star of David, hexagram
star of Goliath, nonagram
pentagram
triangle
acute triangle
anticomplementary triangle
equilateral triangle
excentral triangle, tritangent triangle
isosceles triangle
medial triangle, auxiliary triangle
obtuse triangle
rational triangle
right triangle
30-60-90 triangle
isosceles right triangle
scalene triangle
Reuleaux triangle
parallelogram
equilateral parallelogram: rhombus
Lozenge
rhomboid
Wittenbauer's parallelogram
Penrose tile
Penrose dart
Penrose kite
rectangle
rhombus, diamond
Harborth's tile
square
trapezium
isosceles trapezium
quadrilateral
cyclic quadrilateral, tetrachord, chordal tetragon ?
Brahmagupta's trapezium
equilic quadrilateral
kite
rational quadrilateral
strombus
tangential quadrilateral, tangential tetragon ?
trapezoid
isosceles trapezoid
polydrafter
Curved
annulus
arbelos
circle
disc
Archimedes' circle
Bankoff circle
circumcircle
excircle
incircle
nine-point circle
circular sector
circular segment
crescent
lune
oval
Reuleaux polygon
rotor
lens, vesica piscis (fish bladder)
Reuleaux triangle
sphere
salinon
semicircle
triquetra
Yin-Yang
Please, let's have all the ladies chime in...
I like annulus. I'll take that for $1000.
http://spitfirehnt.blogspot.com/
you be the judge...I think they are spherical.
*waits for insane celebrity attack*
LMAO Emma you make me want to drive to Washington..damn...I have an uncle up there anyway in...Snoqualmie? Did I spell that right?
eh.
so far i'd have to rank them as with the following
monster party girl
Ms Bostick
this sparkles
and a tie for the bottom between kelly rip and spitfire
...My grandma see your grandpa
Sitting by the Bayou
My grandma see your granpa
Gonna fix your chicken wire...
Emma loves the Annulus...
Where do I rate?
... if spit is a kareoke queen.. can she finish...
This is the sign of the times
Time to be alone
We're strong in bed,You're weak in love
You give me nothing, More than....
care to finish?
attention whore
This is ...eh nevermind Johnny. I changed my name.
You have immortal status I believe Emma.
At least that is what I think when I am pleasuring myself to them.
*opens folder on desktop*
Yep. Those are fucking fabulous, Em.
oh, she's not here right now
you don't qualify on this rating scale...
is anyone else thinking faulty wire?
no, John :) AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
I just had to change because now Stealth is getting googled over and over.
I should just embrace it. I just feel like being sparkles today.
ok bubbles then finish the lyric
No?
I think you should finish my song first. If you know it.
My spy dog see your spy dog
Sitting by the Bayou
My spy dog see your spy dog
Gonna set your tail on fire
I just feel like being sparkles today.
and what happens when you take the red pill?
hey now...
what's this rating scale based on? level of insanity?
hey now...
and 'round' is fuckin boring as shit, try a descriptive and not 'melon'.. creativity is a plus
Aicko? Aicko?
I'm amazed at the people that actually keep folders of old porn self pics.. that takes some dedication and a level of stalkerdome that I just can't comprehend.
"I'm an excellent driver."
sparkles .. stealth... sloppy... seriously how many stage names have you had?
no no no come one bubbles you know you want to finish this one...
"I Saved You," Cried the Woman
"And You've Bitten Me, But Why?
You Know Your Bite Is Poisonous and Now I'm Going to Die"
"Oh Shut Up, Silly Woman," Said the Reptile With...
Mesh are you referring to my folder?
And I did end up saying spherical, leaving a link to my hnt site and letting you guys be the judge.
"I'm an excellent passenger"
"And I can wax on, wax off like a sonofabitch!"
alot, mesh. Alot. Originally it was Melanaise. If I didn't have a damn psycho ex from when I was a fucking teenager (since I am almost 30 it is particularly disturbing) constantly googling me, I would keep the same name..and I am sure I will go back to Stealth.
I just feel sparkly today. I don't know why...
It is pouring again like it has every single day for almost a month.
Crazy.
so your asking us for are unfiltered opinion... if your an excellent passenger then why don't you lay.. still and breathless... your suppose to do that always..
*rasSSSberry....
you people have issues.. deep seeded issues..
ya'll are the evil step children of the Dick Cheney/Anne Coulter drunk fuck outside his evil bird hunting cave.
pop-toppular!
I gave my opinion on Emma...but then I feel she is above the ranking.
Then mesh said something about my folders that I keep (citing my own authority on the fabulous shape of Emma's breasts)
I said I was an excellent passenger in response to H saying he was an excellent driver.
...and apparently Johnny wants me dead..still and breathless.
That is not my typical passenger Modus Operandi.
Everybody BUT the menace and sparkle need to can it! Can't you see this is the first step to a lovely relationship!
But Shawn... Think of the children. The poor little children.
[insert random comment]
*pukes in mouth just a little*
I really need a pepsi. Be right back. This rocks that some fucktard is broadcasting their internet.
Naw. That makes me sick but I WILL think about giving YOU children!
LMAO!!! The poor children...well fortunately for the world I am as barren as one of the bitches in the old testament.
*wonders if that can be reversed*
*blinks*
No really! You two are meant for each other! Much better choice John, more in your league.
The procedure I mean. Eh, I have three.
And I realize I am leaving myself fully open for many many smartass remarks :)
yes, that's right
Shawn still trying to keep johnny away from EN by sticking some other crazy chick on him... poor kid.
this place has enabled so many relationships that even I cancelled my eharmony account, just waiting for the right one to roll through.
Shawn that hurt.
I think they're pumping LSD through the air vents.
shawn.. you sure you don't want to step in.. i mean your the one who has progessed with sparkles here to the point of chatting with her... i can't claim that.. anyone else?
i tried to talk to her.. but the bitch is crazy and has square tits
Mergatroid! Do not call Stealth/Sparkles a bitch.
spitty - still and breatheless... yes.. but only to calm me
I blame all this on Canada.
I can't hang. Shawn will have to push someone else in Johnny's direction.
Besides I am still bitter that I thought he was dead for a spell.
He isn't?
It is fun to blame Canada.
Canada is the secret force behind global warming... think about it.
I thought you and Johnny were neighbors sharing wi-fi at the coffee shop on the corner.. snickering at each other and blowing foam on each others noses.. cranking Enya on your headphones and giggling at the 9 grain bagels and furry lesbians with partial moustaches.... no?
hmmmmm, 9-grain lesbians...
that.fucking.cracked.me.up.
Annnnnd no. I don't know where Johnny actually is.
I thought he was dead for a long time. It was traumatic.
traumatic, like "haha" traumatic?
attaboy Helsk.. envision the lesbians...
your denial of the Johnny magic is blatantly advertising your deep lust for 'The Snake' - so basically you're horny is what you're saying there huh Stubbles...
um...I actually worry when people disappear. The last time it happened the girl was dead and TG and I had just talked to her.
Although I have never actually spoken to JM, I get worried.
Damn this Papa Roach song turns me on!!!
"little dirty girl"
your almost making that connection with "the snake" mursh a little more googling with it... and really your 9 grain rant.. you really think that's in Texas.. Enya? i think you still have travel into the Union to buy that..
speaking of never spoken to me... spitter.. how was chatting with shawn?
*low growl*
please.. everyone knows all those one hit wonder songs from 1968.. who needs to google that phenomenal piece of harmony.
I know that shits in Austin... and it's slowly leaking out.. those damn college grads and their liberal mindset are going to fuck up Houston in 300 years or so.
Mesh are you in Houston?
well if you are spank evilicious blonde for me.
stubbles... I actually have just moved in with Johnny. He's a snappy dresser. Has the best fuckin headband collection I have ever seen.
spitter -... ooo a growl.. you know normally in texas that means a stare down is next..
that shit is in Austin.. yes and its well represented in Austin... the street of six.. not actual government or anything..
i would think the fact that Houston is turning into detroit but with humidity is going to fuck Houston up?
its only the best because its the only one you've seen
and the follies of Esther.. yes yes.. Shinerbock.. blah blah..
well .. yea.. i mean who else would have a fuckin headband collection.. it's true I have nothing to base my accolades on
what did you want to know about my conversation with Shawn?
mursh - don't forget Dr. Pepper
spitter - whatever you care to share
That was before Christmas. So I really don't have a conversation from half a year ago memorized.
Damn, spitter, stubble, bubble, sheesh...
Sparkles, damnit. I am sparkly.
spit sparks.. so basicly it wasn't memorable...
or it wasn't good enough for him to continue..
probably just not good enough.. i doubt you could keep shawn's attention long enough...
or maybe I like to keep private conversations private. :)
yay....'Forever' is playing through the hnt site...damn I have not updated that in forever.
Perhaps I should do that.
or maybe you'd like to hang lights around your neck while stabbing someone with a spoon... :)
*grin* exactly. I would probably hang myself with the lights while stabbing blindly like a retard.
I wonder if I would win the Darwin Award...
depends on who your stabbing at and why you have lights around you... its more the reason than the result that gets the darwin award..
Damn all the bands on myspace are getting hacked. Looks like someone got Scummy too.
well given the fact it would be lights and a spoon...hmmm...
Yep that is Darwin material. I am pretty sure I would somehow actually just break my noose and just be like Timmaayy from Southpark. That is my luck.
That's true about the headbands, Shawn tells me they are impressive!
shawn makes his own if you remember..
I don't Johnny, why don't you take a moment to remind me.
well i do remember shawn making 2 pink headbands with monograms.. JM and SS.. BFF.. and using them as bait.. but i cant remember why shawn would want to bait me..
I'm sure if you dig deep enough you'll remember. Either that, or you'll find that g-spot you were looking for.
bait.. g-spots.. i would say its slowly coming back.. i would also japanese
you would if you please, on your knees.
Even with cheese?
first we should remove the leaves
well i hope we don't freeze, you might sneeze!
sorry to interrupt the flow...I left you a doctor for your cough...en...now carry on...
OOOOOOOO! brb!
Nice play by Sparkles!!!
She may be a headcase but she runs fantastic distraction!
if your on your knees
i am sure its a grauntee
i'll sneeze
headband bff -.. it was nice but does she have any follow through..
Secret lover - I guess we'll just have to wait and see now won't we?
If I am on my knees
and you sneeze
it is possible that the breeze
could seize that sneeze.
in the shade of the trees.
ditzy chicks follow ditzy chicks... they can't help it
well this doctor was a good one. Did you like him en?
Okay, I am officially taking my laptop to my new house right now..
and yes, even though you guys think I am crazy, a nutcase, creepy, (insert anything else here) I will miss coming here on this other person's broadband signal.
You guys have a great two weeks to a month. :)
*shpank*
shawny - its not a secert once you tell everyone.. and we will wait and see.. just make sure you coach her well i wouldn't having to come back to you with questions.. it would just.. disrupte the flow..
EN - then take your hand and seize
until you get your cheese
whichever puts you at ease
i really hope the workhouse chicks treat her nicely... i'd at least say she's worth 2 packs of cheetohs before i'd giver her up
Jesus CHRIST!
shawn just finger banged himself to euphoria again
He dances with himself. A lot more than he likes to mention.
well if he takes himself to euphoria imagine where he takes jen..
I'm taking Jen to your house homo.
That's not nice Shawn, she's your wife! Take me instead, I'll go to johnny's house!
You'll probably already be there hiding in his bushes.
I prefer trees because I love the feel of wrapping myself around hard wood.
Uh huh. Skank. How can people not just want to punch you in the face?
Who says they don't?
:)
I love you E. I love you bunches and munches and scrunches and all those silly dar-dar words that rhyme with it.
and all those silly dar-dar words
dar-dar words?
The kind that you and jojomonkey boy go back and forth with.
jojomonkeyboy
I just spit tazo. Ok. Give me a minute.
Baby I would give you 30 minutes!!!
Here, let me try to play the rhyme game?!?!?!
Alright then.
Why must you be so complex? Is it some strange reflex? Perhaps a hex?
Nah. It's 'cause I eat Chex!
Really? Double-dippin' wit' cha suga bowl snappin' necks?
:Dd
uh.
Uh.
UH.
FUCK!!!
Meet me for a drink!
why does shawn get retarded when i come around.. in that not slutty way..
he loves you.
can i be a member of this blog? i promise i'll play nice. ok, not really.
if'n yer so inclined, send the invite to my dad's gmail address. emma, that means you, whore.
who's the canadian wench?
Psycho baby,
I would like to stick your fathers head between my legs and crack it like a walnut.
I will send him the email pronto...
tonto.
And mother fucker if you kill this blog I will send Shawn to your house with a blast pack tied around his middle.
It's been done before.
I can attest to that.
(nails mixed in the explosives and everything)
make a new post you slackjawed monkey pullers!!!!
Suck my cock mesh.
make me.
Bo - you've got enough drama without going bi for the weekend. With that being said I respectfully decline.
EN - listen ya fuckin troll doll.. take a couple seconds to insult someone and post it... you have the skill.
Mesh - giraffe/volkswagen
I'm terribly busy right now.
You'll have to get used to taking a number like everybody else, im sorry you feel common.
*smirk
poor bitch.
hey anklegrabbers! anybody got a match?
Heerrrrreeee phishy phishy phishy phishy!!!
I had to eeny meeny which IP to use to check that one out!
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