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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Rally. In the key of Bostick.

In honor of Scumbags announcement to run, I thought we should choose some rally songs. I vote this one, complete with the plastic chicks. I am especially fond of the blonde in the white... so she will be mine when I go duck hunting.



Try not to get distracted. It's a good song.

Now, before I rest my case. Can I just say that the one with the black hair would look great with a hay see- wait, no you're not about wheat in Kansas are you? Okay, I know, she could really look good milking a co- Oooo, hmmm. Dairy, Kansas... no maybe not.

Well. She'd look good enough naked with a fishing pole... can she hammer a cross though? Yeah, not sure she'd drink animal beer either.

I better get back to you on her.

40 Comments:

Blogger Everything Nice said...

I see my ration of tinted kool-aid worked.

6:56 AM  
Blogger scumbag said...

it snowed and iced its balls off here last night.

7:03 AM  
Blogger scumbag said...

who wants cocaine!?!

7:09 AM  
Blogger mesh displeases me said...

it's a good song but makes me think 'partridge familiy'

I like the tall chick.. she's got bad rythymn.. makes for awkward sex. Always a challenge.

7:29 AM  
Blogger Stealth said...

*raises hand

I do Scum.

I like this video and song, EN. I'll take the blonde in the blue :D

How is everyone?

8:50 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I would like cocaine. I would also like spit to know that i enjoy her company.

Mesh - I never figured you to be the challenge type. But yeah, I guess that would be right.

9:48 AM  
Blogger mesh displeases me said...

It's fuckin amazing the patience I have with some women - the challenged ones that is.

Stealth - change your pic to one that shows more crack less hat.. Thanks in advance.

Cocaine = bad

10:04 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Need laid?

10:50 AM  
Blogger mesh displeases me said...

here I was thinkin that was what your problem was... no way to properly release the emotions.. no outlet.. leads to bad bad things!!

maybe an asian hooker would be good for you right now!

11:17 AM  
Blogger Stealth said...

Speaking of the key of Bostick..where did he go?

I'm not changing my picture today, Mesh. That takes effort.

Thanks EN, I enjoy coming here :D I did take your advice. I'm further North right now ;)

11:40 AM  
Blogger scumbag said...

fuck.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Stealth said...

hi scum

2:03 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

is the cocaine still be passed around? i could snort an entire 8-ball right now.

as for that video, i'd fuck everyone in it. guys and girls. i'd even stick my big cock in the hole in the bass drum.

Emma,
do you ever feel like a material girl in a material world?

i hope all you faggots either die or get a horrendous case of herpes this weekend.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Who wants to fuck?

8:16 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

I know a black dude that got fired for saying that.

8:18 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Carl? I think Scumbag wants to have a go at your corn ho. Thoughts?

8:19 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

i think so too.

8:37 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Carl. I do. In fact, I just thought of a great t-shirt I'm going to make for myself.

Okay, on the front of it, it will say : "built to take big loads"

on the back it will be the Maytag logo.

8:39 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Being that I have so much material and all....

8:40 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Mesh - I want to sodomize you with chop sticks. Okay, maybe something bigger. Just a subtle prostate probing....

maybe over a cup of coffee.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Who wants to fuck?

8:56 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Chopsticks might not splinter enough. You better use bamboo that has been beat on the driveway.

8:58 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You sound like you know from experience.

9:09 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

I speak in tongues when required.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Have you ever sacrificed something in the name of the Lord?

9:13 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yes. my dignity. You?

9:22 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

I do not believe in invisible leaders. Especially ones named God.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Stealth said...

I do. Where have you been Bos? gaa.

12:11 AM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Hi sugar, I have been focusing my energy on other things.

6:33 AM  
Blogger mesh displeases me said...

why do you insist on shoving things up my ass.. isn't that why you've got Shawn? isn't he the 'ass-shoving-receiver-gimp'?

8:24 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No. That's definitely you.

8:43 AM  
Blogger mesh displeases me said...

My sphincter is vaklemp, furry.. not to mention a lil sweaty.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

That's okay sweetie, I've been craving salt.

12:27 PM  
Blogger mesh displeases me said...

seems appropriate...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmgwUY6eNt0&e

12:29 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

Hi I am a member of a blog and I make jokes about putting things up each others asses.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12:30 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Hi Ian. I actually put things up peoples asses. Can you ask Gina if she can come and play?

1:15 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

hoot?

1:26 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

Hoot... really lets give Ian a chance... even though the idea of Ian is obtuse and vaccant.. not to mention redundant...

6:02 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

and i'll say the tall chick would be happy be part of the group.. so she's definatly the spotter/fluffer.. just happy to lick when needed..

blonde in the blue just wants to get more attention than the brunnete... is there not a shot in this video where she's not on her knees.. i say she's the most adventerous out of the group

the brunnete looks like you have to do some leg work..

6:16 AM  
Blogger Py said...

.... but the brunette in red would be fun

12:12 AM  

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