I hate American Idol
I'm not sure why I received this email, but anyone have a hankerin' to raise a little hell?
Dear blog author:
We recently came across your site, blograma.blogspot.com, while searching for bloggers who blog about the hit tv show American Idol, now starting its sixth season.
A small group of us have started a new site called American Idol Bloggers. Our intent is to bring American Idol bloggers closer together, and make a positive contribution to the Internet community.
Would you be interested in joining American Idol Bloggers? Please take a few minutes to have a look at what we are trying to do, and if you are interested, there is a sign up page to get the ball rolling. We would greatly appreciate your support in this endeavour.
If you do not feel that your blog would be a good fit for American Idol Bloggers, but are an American Iool fan, come visit us and one of our member bloggers. You can also check our FAQ Section to learn more about American Idol Bloggers.
We look forward to hearing from you and seeing you on American Idol Bloggers.
Craig CantinAmerican Idol Bloggersinfo@american-idol-bloggers.com
You're welcome.
posted by Scumbag at 11:30 AM
207 Comments:
Way to stomp a good post ......scummy
Horseshit!
But I'm totally up for wreaking havoc on anything and all American Idol except for Simon because Sullen really likes him.
though Id love to see Spacks ballsack twisted around his neck.
i heart emma.
endlessly.
xx
:D that warms my loins and hardens my nipples in a really neat way!
xxx
Sullen,
i'll have you know i too am a fan of Simon. so stick that in your corn hole and let EN eat it out!
that warms my cockles.
xxxx
have any of you ever gotten drunk at a bar and said the following to a really large african american bouncer:
"i fucked your dad lastnight"
have any of you ever gotten really drunk at a bar and got thrown out becuase you were whistling so loud that people were vacating the premises becuase they thought their eardrums were about to explode?
would any of you fuck william hung?
Have you ever gotten thrown out at a bar for sticking a traffic pylon up the irritating whistlers ass sitting nnext to you?
no i haven't. that sounds painful.
oh, well it only hurts at first.
When are you coming to bellevue carl?
how about this one..
have you ever been at an outdoor beer festival, went into the port-o-potty, snorted a bunch of blow, then walked back over to your friends as you realized you had a white ring of cocaine around one of your nostrels while you walked by two police officers?
Or this one...
Have you ever been in a sani-can at an airshow getting fucked while your parents are just outside?
EN,
when would you like me to cum to bellevue?
Yes Carl. I would.
oh.. when? See I got all excited and confused andpissed myself.
you fucked in a sani-can?
i've fuced in a bathroom before but not a sani-can.
i take it you straddled him?
can't even type... Im like a puppy getting scratched behind the ears.
did I specify who did the fucking? shit....
did I tell you that story Carl?
no...please tell me. i'm bored and need entertainment.
Please... yes. Please tell the story. :)
yeah...do it for Sullen.
Well alright. I was at an airshow and still dealing with my hypersexuality issue.....
I just figured all teenage girls were as horny...
so I decided that I would take my boyfriend into the sanican for a little boom bang shazam because it was actually fairly new and really fucking clean inside... I was impressed!
Even the urinal cake was still intact!
So we go in there... and he's got me pressed against the side, my legs wrapped around him...
He's working it, covering my mouth and all so I wouldn't scream...
It's fucking hot because the airshow was packed that day, and it was gorgeous weather and all....
and then we hear our parents just outside looking for us....
So he hit it harder and my eyes rolled in the back of my head....
and then...
so both your parents and his were there?
He called me a slut...
I told him I could get better by banging his brother....
Who is still here....have I miss all the fucking and sucking?
yes, we have the same parents.
ROFLMAO!
And then we cleaned up and had ice tea.
seriously...did he call you a slut?
did he blow your his load in you?
how long were you banging for?
did you get caught by your parents?
i need answers please!
Carl is a whiner!
yes he called me a slut.
of course he blew his load.
we were banging for roughly 20 minutes.
Nope we weren't caught.
yum shawn is here!
shit, brb, gotta pick up the kid.
Weed, did you scroll down and look at the last post?
wow.
that is a great story.
i'm not a whiner...i just like having all the facts and details.
EN, did you end up banging his brother?
did people see you leaving the sani-can together?
how old were you when this happened?
I got your details.
People did see us leaving the sanican.
He had a sister, and she had a HUGE nose... I couldn't bang her.
I was somewhere between thirteen and nineteen... thus the term teenager.
Do you have a brother i can bang carl?
I just had a corn dog that you could've called "brother" and taken a bang or two.
yes, i have a brother. he is married but i guess you can still bang him. funny you mention that becuase he reads my blog and one day he saw one of your comments and asked if i knew you. i said not personally and he said i should definitely get to know you better. i think he likes your comments and sexy looks.
Eat box Shawn.
Well Im all over your brother then.
what kind of fag eats a corn dog? were you at the county fair or something?
OH wait... married..
EN,
when i cum and visit can we take a couple hours off from banging and go to a Mariners game?
if you want we can fuck in a bathroom inside the stadium?
ok maybe not.
sure im all about baseball :)
k so now its way too busy around here for me to play...
i heart you all.
I fucked in the bathroom once. It was rad...
Everybody text and call Em right now :)
fucking hilarious.
oh, and simon sucks dick for a living.
*cries
it's because he's gay.
and british.
but mostly gay.
Ok Shawn - I hereby remove your Dillhole title from this morning and give it to Sir Scumbag.
Assclown.
*mental note, need to remove Scumbag from my Christmas card list this year
And Shawn... you said it wrong. You should have said "Everybody but Sullen text and call Em right now".
*pouts in the corner
i'm so good with chicks.
Sullen I will now proceed with PMing you through the meltdown Emmas phone number but you have to promise you never call me a dilhole again.
emma doesn't wanna talk to sullen.
Dillhole? I don't know what you're talking about. Certainly, I have never called YOU a dillhole.
*and to think I used to love Scummy....
*cries
quit crying you pussy.
she still loves me.
dillhole, dillhole, dillhole, dillhole, i don't know Shawn....... i think it has a nice ring to it....
i ooze machismo.
Yeah..... making sweet love by the fire.....oozing machismo.
I'm hungry I'm going to get a taco.
scumbag, i think my giz is oozing out of your asshole.
are any of you fags watching american idol tonight?
apparently they are in seattle. i've heard there is nothin but steers and queers in seattle.
can you confirm that editor shawn?
hell yeah sanchez, that's some smooth playa gangsta ass game yo.
you're thinking of texas, carl.
Nah Carl that's texas. And any fans of the J-E-T-S
oh, Sullen you have PM
and thats not Premenstration or PM uh without the S?
Shit how do you say that nicely?
I wonder if they put that one clip in of the gang of us walking down first avenue flipping off Ryan Seacrest...
Everybody will see Em at her finest.
like this:
he's not talking about you being a raging bitch once a month.
i'm so good with chicks.
Damn. you are good. fuck if only my big toe had as much ooomph as your whole body does...
oh wait.
catfish?
Sullen is my hero.....
Scummy do you have admin rights?
yeah, why?
*licks the sanchez
twice
Shawn three times
Because I don't think I got admin rights.
*shivers*
You don't need fucking admin right sanchez you got her all day long.
You see her more than I do.
You want something you just walk your happy ass over there and ask her.
fuckstick.
Takes cig out of mouth and licks sullen.........forever.
Shawn, yeah I know............ bitch
thats right, I said fuckstick
fuck you
100 fuckstain
You miss her don't you...... does she need to come over and babysit you, I told her to do that, I don't want you all cranky
i have admin rights because emma likes me the most.
i'm so good with chicks.
I fucking hate blogger....it would not let me in.
Chics dig scars Scummy
Scummy- tell me that picture was a photoshop creation.
because if it wasn't she liked you the most......yeah.
Who did that to you Scummy?
I suspect it was the beautiful women above me.....
Watch out Sanchez.
Scumbag, she likes you second best.
Weed. That's a poor excuse for why you are not sucking my cock right now.
*kisses to all.....
Even you, Scumass.
...Later.
It only takes one phone call to put her workload into mass chaos here....
and then it's balls for you.
anyone getting laid tonight?
bye sweet sullen
I would never make an excuse for not sucking your cock damn it! Just bring it here you fucking baby!
I'm getting laid tomorrow night, does that count?
no, that's really the jap from american idol.
I love it when she calls me baby.
What's my name baby? Scream it!
Hey, Scumbag.....you get to see me in just a couple short weeks....I know your excited!!
Scummy- I didn't know you were a singing chink body builder... but I may have the two pictures confused.
hamster love......
that's gerbil love....fag
WTF.....is everyone hating on me? I get here and this fucker shuts down. I hate you bitches.
Emma, I caught the other post....You're awesome!!
I heart you weed :)
weed - i'm fucking stoked.
is fucking stoked better than just stoked?
yes.
awesome. when do i get fucking stoked?
Come to the office this afternoon on your way home and I will fucking stoke you.
That's the best you got?
You can do better than that.
Come to the office this afternoon, it's pretty empty here with everybody running assignments.
I'll sit you down comfortably, kneel in front of you on the floor, slide my hands up the insides of your soft creamy supple thighs and listen to you giggle like the dirty little schoolgirl you are....
and after you're done giggling... I'll kiss you full on the lips and slide my tongue in your...
oh wait.. phone, hold on.
......
do i get music while I hold?
fucker.
I'll call you, no need to make this moment public.
Sweet love by the fire........
I've got this song stuck in my head RADAR LOVE
Ok I missed everything
HellOOoooOOOooOO
i received a text from EN lastnight...she wants me to cum visit her in seattle.
it made me horny.
And it should my friend......
Did you say you were going....
Thats great Carl! She never talks to me at all anymore.. sigh.
sanchez...i think i might. i'm hoping she can teach me some new tricks in the sack.
although, i'm a little nervous that she will try to stick something in my butt.
Alright fags... quit it. I'll text all of you at all times.
although, strangely this turns me on... go ahead keep going.
Emma. What did i say to make you hate me?
I will be like scummy and whine
You didn't say anything Bo. I don't have Yahoo IM here.. so I've been hanging out here so I can talk to you.
but you're not around...
so....
i am here!
weed is working on a post. she still talks to me.
i'll kill all of you.
especially those of you named bostick.
Ill eat your box
then take off your cap and throw it in the river
i don't have a box.
Your whopper then. And your sweet tea.
*bites
*ouch fuck*
will someone put up a new post. i'm sick of looking at that chink.
hes a slope not a chink
Sullen. online. now..
what the fuck? Will you fags please focus?
on what?
i want to make sweet love to Sullen.
get in line carl.
Carl- if you do come out to visit EN just a few suggestions:
1. Start stretching out now.
2. Money in your pocket to cover the copay.
3. Some type of sore muscle suave or muscle relaxer.
4. Porn.
5. Clean underwear
6. Start stretching out now.
7. Leave a last will and testament.
8. Safety pin
9. A note: Name, Address, Phone Number…how to get home....the short bus stuff.
10. lastly....Be prepared to smile FOREVER.
note.... Sullen doesn't make "sweet love."
*hurl
No shit. Sweet love is for pussies. Choke and cut me.
how about this...
i want to engage in rough, kinky sex with Sullen so that she will achieve the ultimate orgasm(s).
bostick i'll choke you when i put my enormous cock in your mouth.
sanchez,
what do i need the safety pin for?
safety pin... HA I get it fucker!
You will be smiling though.. for at least 14 hours...
oh wait...
is the safety pin used to clip the note to my clothing after i'm in a state of exhuastion from banging EN?
no i prefer the lipstick on the back method. Do you have back hair Carl?
This comment hole is too long.
bye
This comment hole is too long.
bye
no i don't have back hair.
Emma, I need admin rights to put up the new banner!
It's retarded....just like us....and needs some more work....but a good start!!
Sorry Carl... i passed out after sullen said something.....
Yes you got it the safety pin is for the note.
*tickles the beard
Ahhhh....Sullen hmmmm Sanchez passes out..... hit's head on desktop....smashes cigarette into nostrel....smile on face from ear to ear on floor....mumbles something incoherent…..fushesot…..
*wishing emma would tickle my beard....
*giggle
actually the pin has nothing to do with a note, but good guess sanchez.
somebody pls put up something new.
thank you.
ps - admin rights in t-minus two minutes weed. I'll give you Scumbags :)
*tickles Sullen
I will post something new too!
I didn't say where you pin the note.......
*tickles sanchez
Licks carls asshole
*finger bangs Sullen
Emma, I e-mailed it to you, I can't get shit to work. Blogger just now let me in. Fuck! I'm in a mood.
I need laid!!!
*nutsack kisses for the room.....
and everything moist and tasty for Emma and Weed :-D
*rim jobs for everyone
i'm going to explode in my pants once someone puts up a new post.
Sullen is making me hot!
I'm going to get something to eat. if someone doesn't put up a new post by the time i a get back each of you are getting a 12 inch dildo rammed up your ass.
NObody better post then damn it!
How did I smash all of my smokes?
*Reads tumbleweeds post.....
ahhh fuck.... *passes out on the floor....
Lets all shove random objects up Sanchez's ass while he's passed out.
200
I'm using an egg beater! Sanchez will love that!
Didn't he say he was partial to gerbils??
Hey where did that stapler come from........
I'm hungry I'm going to go get a taco.
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