sullen, are you getting a good fucking for valentines day?
i celebrated valentines day lastnight...by masturbating. i may drink some wine tonight and try and take advantage of myself. if i'm feeling kinky i may try to stick my finger up my butt.
I may borrow your cock later... after the pizza and porn. So please have some baby wipes and Lysol handy. I expect it to be clean and shiny before I play with it.
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Can I have both??
You want a hermaphrodite Sullen?
I doubt Shawn will like that photo.
Can I just say that I hate Bo for living somewhere warm.
That alone makes me want to piss on his hot fudge sundae.
Fuck snow.
Fuck cold weather.
Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Oh, and HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY retards!!!
*kiss
sullen,
are you getting a good fucking for valentines day?
i celebrated valentines day lastnight...by masturbating. i may drink some wine tonight and try and take advantage of myself. if i'm feeling kinky i may try to stick my finger up my butt.
one other thing...girls don't like it when you are having sex on the beach and they get sand in their cooter. i learned that lesson the hard way.
Carl,
The answer would be no.
The only way to bog it out on the beach is in the doggie style position.
She can easily wipe the sand off her knees and hands and you can use her back like a table to set your drink.
There are plenty of ways to have sex on the beach without getting grit in your scrotum.
Happy VD and best of luck to all of you.
Happy VD! How about some pizza and porn?
sullen,
why aren't you getting some action? thats just wrong.
my cock is available if anyone needs it this evening.
Well, that's my life.
Blah.
I may borrow your cock later... after the pizza and porn. So please have some baby wipes and Lysol handy. I expect it to be clean and shiny before I play with it.
I'm getting cock this weekend...young cock too...
I will make sure my penis is in pristine condition for you.
just remember, i don't like it when girls use their teeth when giving me a blow job.
Whoa...
JLee was here...
Hi JLee you sexy thang!
Don't use my teeth??? Now Carl, you do know that I'm a biter?? Right????
*cries
You obviously don't know me at all!!!
*sobs... stomps out of the room and slams the door
Come Back SG!!!! I need you!!!
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