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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentines day from the beach

I hope everyone gets some cooter or pecker.

18 Comments:

Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Can I have both??

8:09 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

You want a hermaphrodite Sullen?

8:28 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I doubt Shawn will like that photo.

8:36 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Can I just say that I hate Bo for living somewhere warm.

That alone makes me want to piss on his hot fudge sundae.

Fuck snow.
Fuck cold weather.
Fuck Fuck Fuck.

Oh, and HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY retards!!!

*kiss

9:45 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

sullen,
are you getting a good fucking for valentines day?

i celebrated valentines day lastnight...by masturbating. i may drink some wine tonight and try and take advantage of myself. if i'm feeling kinky i may try to stick my finger up my butt.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

one other thing...girls don't like it when you are having sex on the beach and they get sand in their cooter. i learned that lesson the hard way.

10:07 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Carl,

The answer would be no.

10:08 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

The only way to bog it out on the beach is in the doggie style position.

She can easily wipe the sand off her knees and hands and you can use her back like a table to set your drink.

10:28 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

There are plenty of ways to have sex on the beach without getting grit in your scrotum.

Happy VD and best of luck to all of you.

11:21 AM  
Blogger JLee said...

Happy VD! How about some pizza and porn?

11:37 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

sullen,
why aren't you getting some action? thats just wrong.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

my cock is available if anyone needs it this evening.

12:12 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Well, that's my life.

Blah.

I may borrow your cock later... after the pizza and porn. So please have some baby wipes and Lysol handy. I expect it to be clean and shiny before I play with it.

12:17 PM  
Blogger Aliecat said...

I'm getting cock this weekend...young cock too...

12:45 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

I will make sure my penis is in pristine condition for you.

just remember, i don't like it when girls use their teeth when giving me a blow job.

1:42 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Whoa...

JLee was here...

Hi JLee you sexy thang!

2:03 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Don't use my teeth??? Now Carl, you do know that I'm a biter?? Right????

*cries

You obviously don't know me at all!!!

*sobs... stomps out of the room and slams the door

2:49 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Come Back SG!!!! I need you!!!

5:38 PM  

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