I'm not a "bitch", I'm a "bear".....

Fuck yes. The Colts won... Which means I am a winner too you silly fuckbags.

Anybody notice there were more turnovers on that field than a bakery? And how about those fumbles... honestly the game was about as horrifying as the HHR Chevy commercial. Which, really wasn't all that bad if you focused on the 80 year old.

I admit I have pity for the Bears. They tried so hard, gave it their best... (well at least in the first quarter... well, first 15 minutes of the game).So for all you pissy chicagoans I thought it would be best to at least offer you a saving grace to smile and look forward to in the future:



This little beauty was just installed in our 3rd floor cafeteria... For only $1.50 you can buy a little morning sex or noon-time nookie... It's only been in the cafeteria since this morning and already we are close to selling out.

Or perhaps people just enjoy the priveledge of fresh goat milk and cheese? I'll tell ya... Dirty Sanchez just sucks that shit straight from the teet... and then adds some to his mocha instead of whip because he says it's lower in fat AND non-dairy.

Where was I? Oh yes.. Anyway, I thought these machines were so brilliant that I decided every Chicago Bears fan should have one as a consolation prize for being Superbowl LOSERs. So I've ordered 186,000 of them to be shipped to the good city of Chicago immediately....

Enjoy. You can send the Thank you's to my PO Box.