Lunchtime

We thought you might like a little transcript of lunchbreak text-banter to lighten your day, this little ditty was actually taken directly from Sanchez's phone as he went to get lunch. Enjoy.

D- I'm at Thai chief do you want Ginger beef.
E- I suppose that is O.K. do they have mango sticky rice?
D- Yes they do..
E- Ooo Ooo I want that!
D- She says it's not that sweet.
E- it is not suppose to be : )
D- Like I even know what the hell It is….. I'm just telling you what the slope zipper head just told me … Round-eye!
E- Is the chink wearing a straw pointy hat? Does she smell like back draft napalm from rubbing up against Charlie?
D- No... I didn't even see her until she came out of the rat hole in the floor... She smells like burnt rice and hot-dog water, don't worry though, the cook is American Indian.
E- Of course fucking sand niggers… Kill them all and let god sort them out.
D- God…. Peter got that stupid job..... fucking gate detail… sand niggers? Native American Indians are fucking tonto's dumb dumb… are you fading fag?
E- Oh you did say American Indian.. is he drunk….. Ass-face!
D- No but he good with land deals for glass beads… and fire water.
E- and he has a pack of bottle rockets shoved in his pants.
D- Before the white man came you could walk the rivers on the backs of the salmon.... then the white man came with his gambling cards and the hooch owl. Now all we have is government bread and cheese. hush phah, naka, naka, naka
E- Porn?
D- Casinos and fireworks
E - So yes porn?
D- Indian porn Hmmmmmmmm Yes I like porn... Do you want me to pick you up some porn?
E- Well you can watch some while you are making tamales tomorrow night…. Fag
E – Did you say fuck out load when you read that?
D- Its on the 2nd, that is tamales day… no I said ass… cock-gobbler.
E- Um hey Shit-stain Friday is the 2nd…..
D – And what is today…. Tuesday or Wednesday ….pekerface?
E- Whoresucker.
E- oh …um….it's ….Wednesday?
D- I'm sorry? what day is today miss-never-wrong ,did you pass out and loose a day their Starfucker.
E- Where 's my sticky tonto rice fag? Did you ask him to do a Sundance blessing over it or what?
D- Sundance blessing?... no he did a triple lindy dick twizzler on the north side of the plate…. You called it coconut milk…. Funny he was holding a nut at the time.
E- I told you I need protein
D- I told you that we needed to go off site away from the office and I would help you out…. Instead you choose injun spunk?
E- And really ….who's fault is that? Yours.. because you told them that I was brilliant and easily bored.
D- Noooo....yours, because you say yes to cock at work but not cock's who make you work?
E - OOOOOOOOO... That's borderline offensive! I don't tolerate that kind of harrassment!!