Important News...
on my way into work this morning i had an epiphany...
i have decided that if i go into the porn industry i want my name to be Boof Boofington.
please note, this shouldn't be confused with Boof Bonser...who pitches for the Minnesota Twins. he legally changed his first name to Boof.
finally, last night i had a great jerk session. it had been awhile since the last time. i had a massive load...so big i had to use two tissues.
ps- i want to give Sullen a rim job.
i have decided that if i go into the porn industry i want my name to be Boof Boofington.
please note, this shouldn't be confused with Boof Bonser...who pitches for the Minnesota Twins. he legally changed his first name to Boof.
finally, last night i had a great jerk session. it had been awhile since the last time. i had a massive load...so big i had to use two tissues.
ps- i want to give Sullen a rim job.
posted by Carl Spackler at 8:16 AM
65 Comments:
Stand in line on the rimmer.
but undoubtedly Carl you're a head of me in said line.
Has anyone seen hide or hair of Shawn... A coworker of mine told me he lost his alpha.....
i'm getting concerned about the status of this blog. is everyone really busy or no longer interested?
*swish!
Sanchez... of course you are ahead of Carl on the list - and for reasons you're well aware of ;)
*tickles your beard
Hi H :) You sexy fucker *licks
Where's Emma at?? I want to hold her like a six pack while we sing musicals together.
yeah, where's she at?
yo E, me and Sullen wanna double up on you...
going, going ...
Well, H, while we wait on her response... why don't you bend me over something sturdy??
*spreads
Anytime sweet cakes...
*looks around for something cold, metallic and slightly dirty
(...ooof)
wow...its getting kinky in here. please keep going. matter of fact, why don't you guys word fuck?
ps- sullen doesn't like me anymore.
Carl, I can speak for E. My Asshat compadres have buried the brilliance that shines on this blog...
EN is up over her head in shite....
Me included...
i'm really bored. can someone entertain me?
*kicks asshat compadres in the teeth
And Carl, I have no reason not to like you... or to like you for that matter. Every time I come around you run away from me so how can I form any kind of opinion on you?
Are you afraid of me or something? Cuz most people are... and that's ok. I don't like people anyway.
*Just got off the phone with Thomcat... he says hello
nobody's afraid of you.
-*-*-CONTEST-*-*-
I think I may be preparing to kill off Sullen Girl. I'm contemplating getting back into blogging due to the constant plea of many of my friends out here - but I can't do it under a name that everyone in my real life knows me as (due to original issues I had that killed the first blog). So, do any of you have any ideas for a new identity for me?
Winner will get drenched in body butter and licked from head to toe by me. Yes, we can even post pictures up here if you like as proof. (well, maybe just head to ankle... I have issues with toes...)
xxx
*see... just like I said...
I show up - and Carl vanishes.
Fuckstain.
WOW Scummy was here... i think he is scared.. he did a post and Poof.
Carl- is afraid of Sullen...
Sullen- just went to your myspace page..... u b a hot e...
*passes out thinking of sullen covered in body butter*
Awww, thanks Sanchez :) And here I thought everyone knew what I looked like by now. Nice to know you approve ;)
*kiss
Yeah, Carl is scared of me. He is a pussy, like everyone says. He can't really give me a rim job if he's running in the opposite direction, now can he?
Sullen-what will the theme of your blog be about?
You know... I'm not sure. My last blog was completely random... a bunch of ramblings... some of my art and poetry... highlights of my current obsession (i'm very obsessive, if you haven't figured that out yet) not sure what direction I want to go this time. There may not be a direction... who knows. Any ideas? I'm easily molded ;)
hehehe....
By the way... I'm drunk right now.
I hope you're all drinking with me.
(fuck I've missed you guys... work has been horrid lately... *sob)
Ok... guess I'm drinking alone.
*cries
Sullen,
i think our timing is off thats all. i'm definitely not scared. i consider you to be the wind beneath my wings. you know, i'm your ying and you are my yang.
anyway,
i'm slightly hungover today.
how about you called your blog "butt hole pleasures"
not a sermon,
just a suggestion
HOLA!
Hello carl. I dreamed that we were fingering ourselves while looking into mirrors and at each other. Then we sprayed shit all over ourselves and did the YMCA dance. Is that abnormal?
Abnormal??? Well that depends. Which YMCA guy were you dressed as??
The fireman. I had a hose up my ass and it was weeping poo.
Bo.....you define abnormal you sick fuck!
Weed can you send the HP banner over....?
Some fucktard ASSHAT came in last night and made some changes to the site...
Do people do that for E-tention
*lap dances for Bo and Sanchez
*nipple lick for Weed ;) Rawr!
Me likes those eyes.......
bostick,
there is nothing wrong with that dream. as a matter of fact it turns me on. by any chance was i the indian?
also, i feel a post bender shit coming on. i may see how long i can hold it and then have a massive blow out when i get home.
I prefer the "pogo poo". You sit down on the johnny & push as hard as you can .... If you do it right you get lift off.
You're all a bunch of sick fucks.
And I didn't lose my alpha you asshole.
Holly fuck he's alive...
You said nothing to the contrary about doing some baking in the kitchen..
You want a Hotpocket!
Fag....
Real men bake shit.
fag.
Now your going to tell me "Real men bake quiche"
Where were you?
Let me guess, you got a double leg cramp at glory hole... you couldn't get up.. the train of cock was so long you had to have oral surgery?
That is to bad.....
I'm Hungry I'm going to go get a taco...
ha ha ha! i broke the blog!
What the fuck?
I had no idea you were taking the place of 'doting mother' for Emma.
Listen, it's like I told you, if you want to lick my balls then that's fine but for fuckssake don't get all clingy sanchez.
I was where I was and that's good enough for me.
Ed!
dude, he totally wants to fuck you.
H!
Scumbag - I know, I think you do too.
nah, you're not my type.
where's emma's sill ass at today?
I thought she was looking for fag-boy.
Haven't seen her in about two weeks actually.
Maybe she's dead.
She's under my desk.. Oh no not dead.
Scummy I'm telling her you said she had a silly-ass. Then again someone else said she was slipping... what a fucktard.
Scummy did you loose your admin rights. HA. HA HA. like a baby with a loaded gun.
eh, whatever.
At least he's still a fucking member.
I remember now, she's in the witness protection program.
Fuck you Shawn. Pussy.
he sure told you.
eat my drool covered sack bostick.
aw come on! somebody throw a punch!
pussies.
where's the bitches yo!?
I was just kidding Shawn, you know I love you and Shelly. I will even make y'all some cupcakes as a gift. I also have some tissues for the said drool that you two created down there.
What up H, He doesnt want any of this.
I got crabs once. You can pluck them off and watch them fight. It is a no holds bared insect death match.
I wish I could come over here more often...sigh...
Shawn- you got an invite and your going to get admin. rights? fag
Scummy....not you though... I see you did what you do best..... deleted your site.
yeah. scumbag. fag.
Hangovers suck.
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