My Gay Moment(s)...
this weekend i experienced TWO gay moments...
1- i was driving home from the grocery store and found myself singing that Kelly Clarkson song "Because of You". even worse, i new almost every word.
2- lastnight i was folding some laundry and that Extreme Home Makeover show was on. the remote was too far away so i couldn't change it. anyway, they built this house for a dude who saved two people who were trapped in the World Trade Center on 9/11. he was in the Marines but because he was in active duty for so long his family suffered financially and the house he and his 5 kids were living in was falling apart. anyway, it was a real tear jerker when they showed the new house to this guy and his family. it was really emotional.
1- i was driving home from the grocery store and found myself singing that Kelly Clarkson song "Because of You". even worse, i new almost every word.
2- lastnight i was folding some laundry and that Extreme Home Makeover show was on. the remote was too far away so i couldn't change it. anyway, they built this house for a dude who saved two people who were trapped in the World Trade Center on 9/11. he was in the Marines but because he was in active duty for so long his family suffered financially and the house he and his 5 kids were living in was falling apart. anyway, it was a real tear jerker when they showed the new house to this guy and his family. it was really emotional.
posted by Carl Spackler at 7:37 AM
16 Comments:
But... were you signing James Blunt?
I have these gay moments all the time where I feel like I need to scratch my balls.
And then I just end up sticking a finger in myself and falling asleep....
oh wait.
Well, Carl... that truly is something.
I'm quite impressed in how your post lacked "ass" content. Are you alright?? Maybe you have a fever??
EN,
"you're beautiful...its true"
i have a demented version of that song. it goes:
"Your glory hole, its brown"
Sullen,
1- i like your profile picture
2- as you know from previous conversations that there other sides to Carl. there is more to me then just ass fucking comments.
I love James Blunt.
I don't care how gay that makes me.
Thanks for the compliment Carl... I thought it was time for me to come out of hiding.
what i want to know is how does a guy like James Blunt get a hot piece of ass like Petra Nemcova? he is not exactly the most attractive guy in the world and she is super hot.
EN,
its nice to have you back. my cock missed you.
Singing James Blunt doesn't make you gay....
After all En, I was singing "Beautiful" to you...
I'm hungry I'm going to go get a breakfast burrito..
what i want to know is how does a guy like James Blunt get a hot piece of ass like Petra Nemcova? he is not exactly the most attractive guy in the world and she is super hot.
Carl. to answer that question, please download the song "I wish I was queer so I could get chicks."
Everything you needed to know.
Thanks,
En's pussy
WOW...En's pussy responded to that one Carl...
The next time I see her I think I will talk to her crotch...if I can get that far.
en's pussy is also bilingual.
gay
*sigh
I would love to sing to EN's pussy... I would hum and motorboat, even.
whoa Spacks. You didn't tell me you were posting here. I've been worried about you.
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