In Box...
here is a sample of some text messages i have received lately...
- What if i told u my cab drivers name is torab chowdhury. is that something you might be interested in?
- why do u like shit stained balls?
- Lol, strange, i knew that would b u!
- I painted my cock red for valentines
- How bout them Hokies!!! 2-0 against UNC!!! I couldve sworn we were going to blow it...like you on a friday night.
- Ask you momma to give u a blumpkin. thats what shes giving me for valentines
- Im pooping!
- What if i told u my cab drivers name is torab chowdhury. is that something you might be interested in?
- why do u like shit stained balls?
- Lol, strange, i knew that would b u!
- I painted my cock red for valentines
- How bout them Hokies!!! 2-0 against UNC!!! I couldve sworn we were going to blow it...like you on a friday night.
- Ask you momma to give u a blumpkin. thats what shes giving me for valentines
- Im pooping!
posted by Carl Spackler at 9:57 PM
6 Comments:
I got one that said: "me and the old lady just bobbed for skin apples last night."
and "i rlze that not hearing from u is like livng w/o sun for a long time. when u finally see it again, it hurts bcuz u rlze how much u missd it."
and "399 for 2 :) I feel evil."
EN,
i want to make love to your brown hole.
ps- i might be cumming out to seattle in august!
Carl- I want to serve it to you. Futhermore, allow me to sit on your face just before hand and THEN slide down while I'm still sticky and dripping.
(fyi.itsnotreallybrownitspink)
ps- fanfuckingtastic, I'll be sure to have the dog groomed just before hand. :)
another text received last night for you Carl:
Can u call me? How safe is it 2 shave ur ass hair? do i do the whole cheek or just the hole?
outstanding!
it must be really tough to shave the hair near the hole. maybe we can give each other a brazilan wax?
sweet! One of those texts was mine....you can guess.
I think I need to plan a trip to Seattle in August!
I need something to blow my wad on. Anyone?
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