Dear Huneeabby - Take one

So when Huneeb and I joked about me submitting a Dear Abby letter to her a few days back about the silence of the comment section when Johnny and I go back and forth...everyone thought I was joking.

Not so much. I don't fuck around about things. So here is my "Dear Abby" letter.


Dear Huneabby,

I find that people find that the interaction between myself and johnny menace is interesting enough to stop commenting while we are "chatting".

I sometimes wonder what they're thinking. I have assumptions and apparently so do they... would you enlighten me?

Thoughts?

Thank you,
Emma

Dear Emma,

Perhaps people stop commenting purely out of respect, we are often taught very young not to interrupt during exclusive conversations... but then again this is the weddingparty/meltdown/handicap parking so forget that idea, they respect no one. Ha

Perhaps many just want to see how it plays out. Obviously there is an attraction between the two of you and without interruption you two can get pretty steamy;

remember the incident on the melt at the church?

Voyeurism is definitely allowed and encouraged around the parking space so maybe we all just enjoy listening to the two of you interact.

Johnny tends to have a sort of mystery and elusiveness about him. He never really answers a question directly. Then everyone just worships you, hell that place comes alive when you enter. I really can't comment on what other people think and I really am not sure, maybe you should ask them?

Thank you

Hunneabby

No, thank you Huneeb. Thank you. That church thread was golden.

Thanks to your fantastic advice mankind can indeed again begin to be saved.

and thank you especially for allowing me to revisit that thread and share it all with you...

And the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.


Amen.