Memory Lane....... shane's enlightened peak
Another trip down Memory Lane... will shane ever reach this state of enlightenment again....
A post by shane entilted....... Philosophosizin'
If Budweiser is the king of beers.......
A post by shane entilted....... Philosophosizin'
If Budweiser is the king of beers.......
and Miller High Life is the champagne of beers..........
and Modelo is the illegal immigrant of beers...........
then Natural Light is the Natural Light of beers.
Wrap your heads around that one you stupid motherfuckers.
posted by Johnny Menace at 7:58 AM
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We need to do one of these on liqour....
and then methamphetamines...
can someone provide me huneeb's blog address?
good morning piglet! hope you had a nice weekend!
Sure Carl, I will send it over to you.... Good Morning pooh bear!!
this weekend i asked EN if i could fill her anal cavity with my man juice and she said yes!
i also asked if i could put my fist in her ass and she said yes.
this was clearly the hi-light of my day!
you know carl... i happen to know to hunee b's blog...
its pretty raw and sticky at her site
but i don't need to tell you that.. because you already found it..
thanks menace.
did you bang any shit whores this weekend?
whatever you need carl.. just ask.. and you know you should get your dear abby letter into hunee b
i wouldn't say shit... didn't smell like it...
and i wouldn't say whore.... because i didn't itch afterwards..
Okay so omit the word shit and whore...
did you bang any ____ ______ this weekend?
what do you mean by Dear Abby letter?
does huneeb answer letters like that?
piglet,
i was thinking maybe i could arrive in seattle a day early and we can spend a day talking about sex. you know, topics such as "intro to anal" and other stuff.
thoughts?
Thats a fantastic idea Carl!
We'll have crab!
thoughts?
i'm all for it. perhaps you can show me that one move we were talking about on friday...where i reach around the girls back and go through her legs then shove my cock in her vagina.
i want everyone to know that today i witnessed a miracle....the birth of a possum. yes, a possum. there was a pregnant possum outside our building popping out little possum. people were actually taking pictures with their cell phones. it was quite interesting. i thought about grabbing one and sending it to bostick so he can fuck it when it gets bigger.
thoughts?
I think that sounds swell... I could also show you how to do a "special k" and a "reverse wheelbarrow."
or, you know, in august the parks are fairly boomin'... whassay we go to Gasworks and I can teach you how to pull a "stump grinder?"
I like the possum idea.
but im not sure Bostick would wait until it is an adult.
I say cut it's feet off and send it to him now.
its a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
today i at lunch i went to Macy's and bought to pairs of slacks.
yesterday i masturbated.
where the fuck is everyone today?
Today is beautiful here too.
Today at lunch I will eat fresh strawberries and red cheese...
Then I will go to the book store and buy a book!
What kind of slacks were they? What size were they?
most importantly, are they pleated?
Well im here and I should be the only one that matters
my asshole isn't feeling the love Carl...
hey en, when i come to seattle can i beat you over the head with a club then shove a parking cone in your ass?
hey en, when i come to seattle can i ass-rape you in front of your husband?
hey en, when i come to seattle can i piss on your face?
Sure!
and after that can you suffocate me on the balls of an 80 yr old homeless man and leave me dead right outside the exit doors into the quad of the State Detention Center for women in Monroe?
i bought one that is black with pin stripes. they are made by Perry Ellis. the other is dark khaki and made by Claiborne.
both are size 36w-34L.
and yes, they are both pleated.
hey en, when i come to seattle can i fuck you mouth on the same couch where shawn passed out.
you know... ass face... if I thought you were coming here I would exercise my rectum just for everything you're mentioning.
And if you could NOT drink too much water on the way I love the way dehydrated piss smells right when it hits my face...
hey en, when i come to seattle can i dress up like little bo peep and stick random household object in your ass while i shit in my bloomers?
Nice choices Carl... why the pleats?
hey en, can i stop typing these ridiculous fantasies about you and go take my meds?
fuckin' christ........
All that and more Scumbag.
Are you enjoying this memory lane stuff? Ahh the memories!
Oh, you mean you really want to do these things?
I have man-bloomers... you can wear it with your bro... because I like your man-boobs covererd at first.
Then I rip the bro off and bite your nipples.
So, Im rebuilding the Meltdown....
thoughts?
what the fuck is wrong with me?
you want my body?
i hate all of you.
some more than others........
Well thats alright if you want my body angry....
I'll throw on my baseball cap white tank top and jean cut off shorts, throw in a chaw... perhaps inject myself with a good dose of testosterone....
and we can spar before we bang.
scumbag,
when you said you hate some more than others are you including me in that group?
eh, whatever.
what part of "i hate you all" did you not understand?
well i'm glad its not just me.
alright. you want me to hate you back?
i don't care.
i'm fixin' to disappear again anyway. kick me off this blog if you like. later.
what if i told you that i hope you rot in hell with the rest of the wedding party...does that sound like something you might be interested in?
i don't either. except for when Im not wearing panties that day and a strong wind blows....
that could get embarrassing...
want to write for the meltdown scummy?
but before i go............
FUCK TEXAS!
indeed....
i sense alot of anger from scummy.
how many people on this blog have either had something stuck in their ass or stuck their cock (or another device) in someones ass?
i would say 70%
I would say the same.... wait, no I am changing my number to 60%
60%...interesting. i know i'm in the non-anal club.
piglet,
haven't you been fucked in the ass and fucked someone in the ass?
absolutely. both.
Why do you ask?
just curious.
who else do you think is in the non-anal category?
fuck indiana.
Sullen Girl1
welcome back.
how was your trip to Colorado?
did you do any fucking?
thanx carl....
it was perfection.
and yes.
you got laid? can you provide some details please?
Hi!
Hello beautiful...
Can you tell me where your sunburn is?
it is everywhere... want a photo?
yes please and thank you.
or did you put one on your blog?
no not yet. ill gmail one
.... your belly button is incredible....
can I stick my finger in it?
If you would like.
I am having a bad day so a hard smack across my face would feel really good
Alright. If I were there I would do that for you.
Say... do you ever get lint in that?
:)
Are you fantasizing about my navel?
if so, that is cool. Lint? not very much.
hi bostick.
would you fuck a baby possum?
I need to start drinking the natty...you had me coverted when I saw it came it bottles, but I could never find that shit here.
molly,
have you ever had a cock in your ass? be honest.
carl!
Be nice to molly.
sorry.
that was uncalled for.
molly, if it makes you feel any better i have a small penis.
natty lite is the hot dog of beers. It sucks.....just sayin
Carl....I am sure if Molly is hanging out here she can handle it.
Agreed.
As soon as she answers I promise to add her to the percentage base.
PS - I did fantasize about your navel... next to Johnny Menaces hand it's my favorite masturbation piece thus far!
sweet.
yes, it did taste a little sweet... thank god for Strawberry season coming on...
im trying to load up.
i want to stick a strawberry in every orifice on Emma's body and pick them out with m teeth.
I hope you do.... I'll bring the shortcake to wash them down you sexy bitch you.
i love strawberry short cake.
EN,
do you think a guy can get pleasure by using a butt plug?
Carl,
I know they can, there's even ones on wands with remotes now for men and women who enjoy vibration or movement.
EN,
what are you having for dinner tonight? have you ever had a foot long and bag of nuts?
Carl,
Tonight I will be having nothing since I am no longer eating dinners.
I have had a foot long and a bag of nuts....
I have also had dicks. It's always a little greasy but very delightful.. once I've had my fill of dicks I head over to the Pump house for a Mac n Jacks.
What are you eating tonight?
no dinner? whats up with that?
i dont' feel like cooking tonight so i think it will be a frozen dinner. either one of those skillet things you throw in a pan or maybe a pizza.
for dessert, i'm going to shove my finger up my ass after taking a big poop and lick it.
mmmm. pudding!
There's always room for Jello Carl.
I have a uh, something coming up and I need to look a little more prim and trim for it....
Besides, dinner is the worst meal of the day.
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