Teddy Babes
This is the newest sex doll on the market. I think this model looks like Emma.
Tell me you wouldn't tap that ass.
And check it out. You can take the pussyhole out and wash it! How cool is that?
LMFAO I want one...
This is Charlie. He likes beer and needs a home. any takers?
Tumbleweed.... Charlie would really like to show you what is up.
You know you want.
posted by JBoombostick at 5:38 AM
135 Comments:
Mmmkay.... Charlie scares me.
And it's quite difficult to scare me.
Well, unless you're wearing clown makeup and playing with puppets while hanging out with the Oompa Loompas.
i want one of each.
sullen,
aren't you going to denver today?
Yes Carl :) I am.
I would wax that ass like raindance!
Does Charlie have a removable cock I can wash too?
OMG Scummy you look adorable holding that fish!!!
Do they make a Scumbag doll?
I think you just chuck his ass in the pool and let the chlorine disinfect him.
Do you think he would melt in my hot tub?
You could probably photoshop him on one.
He would probably feel more life like after a warm bath.
*grin
Charlie is hot!
What??
i catch dem fish.
you try
i think that girls boobs are way to big and she has a J-Lo booty.
i'd totally fuck her. and him. i wonder if charlie could fuck me?!?!
piglet,
why don't we get on of each so we can have a 4-some when i visit?
Ocean fish taste better than those farm pond ones.
they don't make any fraggle rock dolls?
and bo you think EN has hot pink nipples and lips?
Fraggle rocks....lol
Em's more like cotton candy pink...
Hot pink does nothing for me.
Uh, well actually it kinda does!
i catch dem fish out of a lake you dick.
i also don't exactly have an ocean readily available to me.
everybody hates you carl.
sullen girl is sullen as fuck.
and me?
you're everything nice as fuck.
I like the word fuck.
Scummy, did you kill that mesh guy?
this must be an example of shane's decadence.... do you live in a decadant society shane?
emma - yes
johnny - i don't understand. i work in a jail for fuck sake.
your right...
Scumbag,
why does everyone hate me?
fuck
fag
I heart you, Carl...
but I also heart Scummy - - which means I'm capable of loving anyone.
thanks sullen,
i want to make hot monkey love with you.
thats because your The sign of sexual equality...
Or maybe I'm just completely deranged...
I don't hate you Carl. I feel bad that I am sexually gifted and you just get what everyone else gets.
deranged comes with equality...
carl.. don't get codependent on weed.. it wil be a pitfall.... just ignore her.. make her wait..
You sound like you talk from experience menace..
*raised eyebrow
you sound like you want an experience....
*raised eyebrow
menace,
which do you like better....a guys cock or his ass?
menace,
was your new profile picture taken at a gay bar?
i think i want to fuck katherine mcphee from last years american idol.
today for lunch i went to that Qdoba place. i had the burritor ranchera with chicken. it was damn good. there were two really hot MILF's there. i think i freaked one of them out becuase i kept starring at her.
do any of you think the Fed will raise rates this year?
are all you fags at lunch or something?
Speaking of American Idol...
Are any of you fucknuts closet Idol watchers?? As y'all know I'm out and proud about my AI obsession... problem is, I'll be flying to Denver when the results show is on tonight and I need someone to let me know who they kicked off.
Then again... do I really want a phone call from any of you while I'm in Denver????
Hmmmmmm......
karl,
whose... how big.. what type of cock.. how many hens has it fucked... details carl.. details.. because.. if i had to choose which i liked better
generic questions or a detailed one to try to make me pick a gay answer.. i'm going to have to say detailed... because no one wants bland karl..
now just keep ignoring weed and you'll be fine..
Carl - Qdoba is going to make you poop later.
A lot.
rumor is melinda doolittle is gone... she pulled a fantasia
its a yes or no answer menace. cock or ass?
sullen,
i'd be glad to give you an AI update. who do you like best? i like that dude chris...i think he's the one from VA with the shaved head. there is also that other brunette who went first lastnight. i'd totally bang her.
you wouldn't bang chris?
and so was my question karl.. yes or no?
i don't bang dudes.
The brunette is Haley... and she's cute but sucks.
Phil is the shaved head dude... he's alright but looks like an alien sometimes.
Chris is the white boy w/ the fro.
I'm kinda diggin on the Jordin chick a bit - - but I'm not too fond of any of them this year really. But for the love of all that is holy PLEASE GET THAT DAMN SANJAYA FUCK WAD OFF THE SHOW!!!!!!!
~Sullen hearts Simon~
karl - you let them bang you?
sullen.. its already set.. what is the biggest pop singer now.. Justin Timberlake.. who will american idol choose.. the kid that sounds or looks like him.. so probably the blake kid.. because he will sell records and that is what the show is about..
making simon $$
i agree. i thought that sanjiva guy was a fag or a transvestite. he certainly looks like one. i hope they don't pick any of the blacks. the dude with the shaved head is freaky.
menace,
if you were forced to have gay sex would you rather be the pitcher or catcher?
Yeah Menace... I agree with what you said. But the loser in me still watches the damn show ;)
karl,
i'm sorry i just don't see you being able to force me
sully - you know you want to see that little girl back on the show crying..
and you agree on blake...
what other shows do you fags watch?
sullen,
when are you leaving for denver?
will you be getting any ass while you are there?
your trying to hard karl
your forcing it
so much foul language...........
Fucking homos! American Idol is gayer than Ryan Seacrest.. Wait.. It is ryan seacrest.
tv is the tool of the devil.
Computers are a tool for masterbation
sullen,
i feel that turd coming. i think the mexican food from lunch is going to clean me out. i already have the rank gas.
menace,
aren't you a redsox fan? do you know you can buy Manny Ramirez's grill on ebay? it comes with an autographed ball.
I'm killing sullen girl.
What should my new identity be??
Hurry... I leave for the airport in less than an hour....
xx
karl,
am i red sox fan?
sully - the darker side of you
sullen chick?
how about a picture of one of your sex toys? maybe a dildo or vibrator?
but if yer not sullen girl, then you'll no longer be sullen as fuck.......
why get rid of sullen girl?
i like it.
if you're not sullen girl, can i be sullen girl? that would be fucked up!
i fucking hate van halen......
Yes, Scummy - you can be sullen girl.
I like it too and have gone by that nickname since highschool - but I'm just over it. You know? Now too many people in my real life know me as that as well, so it's better if I just nuke her to save myself from the drama.
You are not allowed to kill SG. No permission
i'll kill her. it'd be hot!
sullen girl hasn't spawned off a different side... where is her ying?
you should make up a personality that no one would even think of. like "suckwhore" or "lawanda jackson".
seriously, reinvent yourself as a black chick so i can call you a bunch of racial slurs and not worry about offending you. it'd be like therapy!
how about:
cuntlicker
Yeah or the "The clapping pussy"
black snake moan
How about "log jammer"
no, i think that's why she has to change her name cuz everyone thinks she's a lesbo now.
You guys are brilliant, really :)
xxx
I got it.... "the crack of Daun"
even me?
Bo - killing my ID and inserting my actual REAL name instead isn't an option ;)
your real name is crack?
Sullen your identity will be in your inbox when you land.
and perhaps something for the other side of the coin as well
HAHA
Hi Emma
It would be in your best interest to check your mail when you find breathing room.
Though, both of you must be involved.
both daun, and sullen, and -1.
Thank you Em :)
You would have been proud of the religious experience I induced last night.
hi piglet!
i've missed you.
And inexplicably so.. I must say I am envious and yet tickled that once again I have
enhanced something...
always the bridesmaid, never the bride. I ache for those that find love... not out of spite, but slight jealousy.
how infinite a connection... how bright the spark.
congratulations. fly well.
bostick,
did you sacrifice a pig?
The rest of you get the bitter, venomous and fairly injured part of me....
and with that, I take my lunch break.
I need a beer....
....a few beers.
And naked time with Emma. I think you would do well at calming me ;)
*thinks I may change my ID to "mesh pleases me"... what do y'all think of that one???
I like it! What about "tethered and lubed"
or "the husband"...
She is the "Enhancer."
Wednesdays at 9, only on the EmC Network....
or "the wretched"
because now,
.
.
.
.
.
you are one of us.
YEAHHH DUDE!!
<3 the wretched ;)
Steve-o wants to have my baby.
Steve-O found Everything nice.
what the fuck is going in here?
so, steve-o... what's the haps?
Man i was trolling for demented shit and found you freaks.
lastnight i saw a gum commercial with Steve O and Pontius. it was funny.
have any of you ever bought a pocket pussy?
are you suppose to blow your load in it or pull out?
Steve-o knows the answer to that question Carl, he's just being shy...
EN,
can you give me a write up on pocket pussy's?
dude i got like six broken pocket pussies.
If that is what you need Carl.
You do need it, don't you?
Me too Steve, including my own.
sometimes i wonder if i should have the nickname "Turbo Shitter" becuase i crap real fast then have to go back and piss 10 minutes later. i think i just need to be more patient.
its either that or something is fucked up with my prostate.
Perhaps if you massaged it you would be better.
you mean massage my prostate?
can you do that for me?
I like beer.
BEEEZZO!
At least if you turn all of the lights out and drink a 6 pack, you have a chance of believing that she's closer to real than the past models in latex.
you know I am with Sullen on this one; those things creep me out a bit.
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