I am a pretty well rounded person so all three are pretty important... what type of sexual connection are we talking?... is it a long term relationship.. one night stand.. fling.. bf/gf?
I think that changes things a bit b/c that determines the type of connection you are looking for/expect from the other person. You and your partner really have to have the same type of goals too for there to really be a "connection"... hmm so much to ponder
what kind of spiritual connection are we talking about too, that makes a difference... soul spiritual, mental spiritual, religious spiritual... there are so many different type of spirituality...
not true, you can have everything you want and still more, I think anyway.
Okay and we all give up things in relationships, that is just compromise.
And okay I suppose you can have a emotional conn w/o the spiritual but I don't think that you can have a spiritual w/o the emotional unless you get one of those rare happenings where you immediatly click with someone...
i had chicken (marinated/skinless/baked) and broccoli. i had a couple of glasses of pinot noir and some pepperidge farm cookies (milano's) for dessert.
Helskel eating heart out..but one question what the fuck are you doing online with Sullen IN YOUR HOUSE and when is my inbox not full of pictures? ;)
Emma so back to the convo, I get the sense that you feel a deep need for all three yet somehow you deam Yourself unworthy and cancel out the possibility in your mind that it can't exist. By assuming that it is greedy to want all three are you not allowing your standards to lower, accepting that you are not worthy of such love. See agape love and "love" are two very different things. If you love a partner like you love ice cream not only do you sell yourself short Emma but you will only receive that type of love in return. Also If you close the option chalking it up to an imperfect world then yes, it will never exist. You forget that you create your own world and destiny, noone has that power unless a) you give it to them or b) you allow it. You cannot expect what you are not willing to give in return, now if you are ready to give such a love then it has to be with a mature, honest, open and completely uninhibited freedom otherwise you are back to loving ice cream; it's surface, artificial and a quick fix, an empty fill for a desire. Damn why are people so afraid to love?
One last thing before I take this place back to jokes and poo...
You gotta be able to love yourself in that same manner first and formost.
*steps off soap box* Emma I wish I could hug you, talk and tell you it will be alright. Someone out there loves you just know that.
it's just me.. but i have no interest in fucking Johnny.
But that 'wolf' reference made me pause...
all 3 are important.. singling one out just makes you want the others more.. so there's no point in that
and isn't the question ridiculously loaded.. men don't need emotion unless you're some sorta 'emo' freak, or until the mid-life crisis hits - it starts with physical and then builds from there for guys.. you women are a friggin enigma about this stuff so i got nothin..
mesh - i didn't know you would get defensive from someone saying.... "you seem "at home" so quickly".... is it because you've been rejected so many times before.... or that you want in so badly..
and think of it more as a high school click... we don't pay dues..
... you want me to balance you.. do you feel you won't be able to stand... and i haven't even gotten to travel your back.. to get to your neck.. to give you a real blood rush..
let's not categorize me as a chicken lover yet.. i'm down with orange peel beef also
see.. the problem I have with hours of foreplay is that along the way there's just toooooo much room for error .. i.e. the guy says something completely retarded and the woman holds the 'you don't get no pussy now' grudge till the next day.. seen it happen! swear!
i've seen it done right... i'm just looking at my statistics sheet.
Typically i'm too much of a smartass to maintain foreplay for more than 2 hours .. unless another activity is involved - drinking, bowling, making stained glass windows, scooter rentals, etc. etc...
I do understand that it is appreciated by the female - but my gawd the effort involved is immense
mesh a good fuck for a woman starts way before the bed room, a good fuck starts with the womans mind, a mind fuck that makes her want to devour you then two hours of foreplay is not necessary at all. Hell if you work the mind fuck right we're completely and utterly satisfied in every "connection" with a half assed quickie...because we wanted to rape you that bad
Emma yes often fucked them before we even get to a restraunt. :) Eye fucking is great but every once in a while you get that creepy guy who looks like he just looked right thru you and the eye fuck is not so nice. :(
I got caught eye fucking a guy this morning, think he was reading my mind, he made me blush
(that word needs to be used more often "hob-goblin" it's just fun to say)
I got the 'I own you' eye fuck yesterday from an old friend that seemingly wants to feed me wine and gimme a back rub.. she made me nervous for the simple fact that me face down with a chick on my back makes me immediately think she's going to slam 2 fingers up my ass - i can't be calm in that situation!
yeah but he was really cute and my neurons were just barely firing (I was in line for my morning coffee) and he cought me, I am usually way more sly...yeah finger exercises have been on a high workout lately..must be spring
does it bother me?.... will it bother you if it doesn't?
you can throw in a fart joke or masterbation comment every now and again.... just depends on who you want to fit in with?... who does that make you fit in with?
Eh Johnny is all honesty I could give a fuck either way.
Also it's just too fucking complicated to try to fit in with anyone, I am much more comfortable with just being myself and going on my own path even if you think I am dear Abby. ;P
isn't that a way to define comfort... fitting in snuggly and positioning for a little room to move about.... can't i have all both EN...? ...wouldn't you want both?
EN - same place then.. are you bringing that huge suitcase you claim is carry-on again?... i'll have to make room in the trunk... and wear that black peacoat again with nothing else.. so i can peel it off you..
do you think actually make it inside the car this time?
if i'm drunk and she won't let me write on her forehead.. then yes, potentially i could write on an ATM receipt.. potentially..
if i cut my fingernails low enough that takes away all the fun of leaving nail marks on her cheek when i cup my hand around her mouth... my way of giving her a keepsake
... i thought i was being coy.. but apparently not.. sure.. we can plan in public.. if that's what you prefer.
1. Good.. pack some clothes.. and bring scissors.. I'll be sure to have you back within 24 hours.. so you can so the shit with the fam
2. Ok we make it to the bed..does that mean we are going to cut out the parking garage.. the car ride.. the elevator.. the hall way.. the shower.. the couch.. the floor..
3. depends on your appeitite
4. lets see what we can get done on our agenda the first night and go from there..
ok.. i think we've discussed our plan publicly enough.. i thought i was ok with that but.... ... if you want finalize the plans how we normally do.. you know how to reach me....
they're not freaks. I love each and every one of them, well except for Scummy's clown, he's mean and well I don't care for clowns much they sort of creep me out.
Okay I'll be a little more specific and detailed, purple, yellow and clear the marbled one broke but you knew that...Oh I get to choose I love options!
I want a flesh one, can't I have a real live dick in a jar to pull out when I get the need.. guys are too complicated once you start fucking them they get all clingy and weird on me... can't I get a normal one for once?
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that guy has a huge wang.
I was looking for naked bitches on line and found that.
would you ever participate in one of those naked protests?
i'd be afraid people would laugh at my small wang.
uh....well I have not seen him naked....so can't say.
what the fuck!?
am i cold...
thanks for the compliment carl. ya know i..........uh....oh fuck.
the amount of Gayness is really getting out of control.
What is more important for you sexually....
emotional connection
spiritual connection
physical connection
or if you could have two, and leave one empty, which would it be?
What is more important for you sexually.
Stickin my pecker in the warm wet spots.
Those others don't matter.
Carl. If there was a hole in the wall you could stick your penis thru and get an incredible blow job would you care if it was a guy or girl?
spiritual? is this one of them priest/altar boy type questions?
piglet,
in order of most important
- physical connection
- emotional connection
- spiratual connection
bostick
no way.
why?
A mouth is a mouth dude.
i think that's bo's way of asking for emma to do his sex sign gay pairing
Did you watch American Idol last night Johnny?!
Carl that's too bad you have a little willy
bostick,
would you do it?
huneeb,
small cocks are great for anal. its less painful for the girl... so i've been told.
wouldn't know, I still have a virgin ass :D
(whatever makes you feel better about Carl..)
Of course, look who I'm asking.
Thank you for your answers.
oh Em, I didn't even see your question...
hmm that's a tough one...
It's alright Huneeb... it was a loaded question but I anticipate your answer. :)
I am a pretty well rounded person so all three are pretty important... what type of sexual connection are we talking?... is it a long term relationship.. one night stand.. fling.. bf/gf?
I think that changes things a bit b/c that determines the type of connection you are looking for/expect from the other person. You and your partner really have to have the same type of goals too for there to really be a "connection"... hmm so much to ponder
what kind of spiritual connection are we talking about too, that makes a difference... soul spiritual, mental spiritual, religious spiritual... there are so many different type of spirituality...
What's your definition of spiritual?
soul. I find spirituality in ones soul.
and the spirituality I refer to has nothing to do with God (as everyone knows it).
I agree all three are important. But there comes a time when we forfeit one thing for another.
Example: Long distance relationship. You have the spiritual... you have the emotional... but the physical lacks due to distance.
see then spirtually and emotional connections go hand in hand, to me you cannot have one without the other...
hmm true about the physical, but that doesn't mean that the phyical is non existant totally..
and why would you have to forfeit one for the other?
I have had an emotional connection without a spiritual one and vice versa...
either that or I am a cold hearted bitch with no feelings.
Because life is not perfect. It never has been and never will be.
Nobody has everything they want. If they did they wouldn't want for more.
And how is the physical exist then? In your definition....
really, I like this conversation it is riveting my mind and altering my perspective.
not true, you can have everything you want and still more, I think anyway.
Okay and we all give up things in relationships, that is just compromise.
And okay I suppose you can have a emotional conn w/o the spiritual but I don't think that you can have a spiritual w/o the emotional unless you get one of those rare happenings where you immediatly click with someone...
are you asking how the physical is defined/exists in your example above?
I guess in a big picture sense it is safe to say sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
Are you saying you have not wanted for more?
Is the wanting Greed?
or is simply Need?
I agree it is possible to have all three... though I have not experienced it myself.
I guess the answer I seek is whether one is more important than the other.
I have three stomachs to fill... I just need to decide which could remain empty if any.
would love to talk to you more about if you want, there are so many variables and circumstances...
hmm I don't think that all wanting is greed or neces. need...
I'm off work now but you can call me if you like :)
indeed...
because tonight I want more.
wow...this has turned into a deep conversation.
i'm becoming a big fan of huneeb.
piglet,
what are you having for dinner?
i had chicken (marinated/skinless/baked) and broccoli. i had a couple of glasses of pinot noir and some pepperidge farm cookies (milano's) for dessert.
if you move... like they want you to.. i'm sure you'll get your fill... once you let the wolf in the door
Johnny Menace looks like the terminator in his new photo.
Can someone post something funny? I want to but feel like I am hogging.
Speaking of hogs..Where is my little bacon bit..
There it is. gotta go...
ughhhh.....
I have sullen girl in my house.
commence your eating of hearts
;-)
Helskel eating heart out..but one question what the fuck are you doing online with Sullen IN YOUR HOUSE and when is my inbox not full of pictures? ;)
Emma so back to the convo, I get the sense that you feel a deep need for all three yet somehow you deam Yourself unworthy and cancel out the possibility in your mind that it can't exist. By assuming that it is greedy to want all three are you not allowing your standards to lower, accepting that you are not worthy of such love. See agape love and "love" are two very different things. If you love a partner like you love ice cream not only do you sell yourself short Emma but you will only receive that type of love in return. Also If you close the option chalking it up to an imperfect world then yes, it will never exist. You forget that you create your own world and destiny, noone has that power unless a) you give it to them or b) you allow it. You cannot expect what you are not willing to give in return, now if you are ready to give such a love then it has to be with a mature, honest, open and completely uninhibited freedom otherwise you are back to loving ice cream; it's surface, artificial and a quick fix, an empty fill for a desire. Damn why are people so afraid to love?
One last thing before I take this place back to jokes and poo...
You gotta be able to love yourself in that same manner first and formost.
*steps off soap box*
Emma I wish I could hug you, talk and tell you it will be alright. Someone out there loves you just know that.
:) I love the SHIT out of myself huneeb - I have no self confidence issues I promise you.
It was a general question... your answer to it is spectacular... I may have to quote you on it.
We would hug anyway... lots :p
And now I will go smoke a joint and read it again!
PS - Did anybody else get an irresistible urge to fuck the balls off of Johnny Menace after he said that? Just me?
it's just me.. but i have no interest in fucking Johnny.
But that 'wolf' reference made me pause...
all 3 are important.. singling one out just makes you want the others more.. so there's no point in that
and isn't the question ridiculously loaded.. men don't need emotion unless you're some sorta 'emo' freak, or until the mid-life crisis hits - it starts with physical and then builds from there for guys.. you women are a friggin enigma about this stuff so i got nothin..
Piglet -
I had alfredo, salad, and a coke for dinner last night.
Does that turn you on?
Love, Piglet
Mesh -
Thank you for your answer, I agree with man of your points to. Mostly I agree with one point and that is between your legs.
So, loaded.... Was your question loaded? Do you feel like you're going to blow if you don't get an answer?
mesh.. i didn't know we were on a first name basis...
you seem "at home" so quickly
what.. this place is some sorta formal club that I have to apply to? get the fuck outta here .. tho thenthitive Johnny.. annggrryy johnny
no point .. come on now.. it's rounded, curved even
blow a load.. err... it's been known to happen, generally i try to get my pants around my ankles first though.. at least to mid thigh
mesh,
this IS a club. pull down your pants and assume the position so we can get started with this initiation process.
Poohbear,
What a fantastic idea. You are on fire today.
Love, piglet
mesh - i didn't know you would get defensive from someone saying.... "you seem "at home" so quickly".... is it because you've been rejected so many times before.... or that you want in so badly..
and think of it more as a high school click... we don't pay dues..
I pay dues
but in a high school fashion
Mesh,
this group puts a BIG emphasis on ass fucking.
just an fyi.
High school paves the way for politics, strategy, and carnal lust.
There is no better way I prefer.
no better way... are you sure.. i won't you to think on very way you prefer.. and make sure .. that's the best way
poohbear.. i don't think mesh wants to play...
i miss sullen.
you getting me to think about preferable ways is a great distractionary tactic....
why don't you call H.. and ask how she is doing.. and update her on american idol
distraction from...
why don't you come a little closer and I'll tell you...
is anyone horny?
are you going to intice me to come over... wouldn't i be a distraction to your distraction
.yes.
that's all the inticement i need...
*walks over to EN
*leans in
aren't you going to tell me..
*locks chastity belt
*stands on tip toes
Holy fuck I almost forgot what we were talking about...
*whispers in ear
*points down
did I seem defensive? seriously? here I thought I was being assertive and you were being withdrawn ... which is cute don't get me wrong
and it's clique.. sheesh.. friggin high schools nowadays I tell ya
and no I don't want to play linguistic rochambeau.. yet.. it's too much like foreplay to me
i think the answer to 'anyone horny' has to be a definitive 'yes' speaking for the population as a whole
really... i don't think you want to make it that hard... come on emma.. hand over the key
*holds out hand
you people make me sick.
would you like a bag Carl?
would you like a bag Johnny?
Would you like a bag Mesh?
Is it that hard Johnny?
mesh - you seem as defensive as I seem withdrawn... now that you know its a clique.. you know how to approach..
carl - you sure that's not the chicken and broccoli you had last nigh... maybe weed will help you rub one out..
i brought my own bag... its never hard.. i just think.. you might want to take a more direct path..
straight up the middle?
*hands over bobby pin
You will need to pick the lock, or chew through it, either way it's a win win.
I would never say never Johnny.. It's a dream killer you know.
*drops bobby pin
you know... if you get hot enough.. i might just melt off..
Who says it isn't already?
I just want to watch your fingers work.
.. isn't already.. and just where are my fingers headed... to that spot that tingles on your hip... begging to be grabbed..
.....
Why restrict it to one hip? Don't both of your palms itch a little?
... you want me to balance you.. do you feel you won't be able to stand... and i haven't even gotten to travel your back.. to get to your neck.. to give you a real blood rush..
So you think my blood isn't rushing?
I admit I feel warm, you may have to balance me....
while I pick this fucking thing open.
if you are only warm.. then your blood isnt' rushing... i aim to set you a fire...
pick did you lose the key?
I know where the key is, and I think you do too.
well then allow me to turn up the oxygen...
and let's blaze this bitch.
i'd have been done and back to watching SportCenter while I cooked up some Schezuan Chicken by now...
I like to 'hit it and quit' didn't James Brown say that?
oh wait....
Sportscenters on?
the key was always in my hands... and all you need to do is breathe.. and we can burn..
...whisper or ...blow..
you like to cook mesh.. you and karl need to trade recipes... both chicken lovers
... depends on how long you want to feel it...
let's not categorize me as a chicken lover yet.. i'm down with orange peel beef also
see.. the problem I have with hours of foreplay is that along the way there's just toooooo much room for error .. i.e. the guy says something completely retarded and the woman holds the 'you don't get no pussy now' grudge till the next day.. seen it happen! swear!
about 20 minutes in between cars.
mesh - you should see when its done right.. it just melds.. and she'll never know when it stopped..
EN - i think your teeth are starting to show.. are you craving a taste... are you going to let the wolf through the door...
You're cornering me... perhaps thats why my teeth are showing.
Or maybe it's a reaction to reaction.
Is the wolf going to push by me if I continue to resist?
i've seen it done right... i'm just looking at my statistics sheet.
Typically i'm too much of a smartass to maintain foreplay for more than 2 hours .. unless another activity is involved - drinking, bowling, making stained glass windows, scooter rentals, etc. etc...
I do understand that it is appreciated by the female - but my gawd the effort involved is immense
Mesh - that is understood and agreed.. only for some people it is not so much effort....
and more like a mind fuck.
and thank goodness for those types of people
mesh - take an advil before so you don't get a headache...
are you saying you will bite once i have you pinned...
who knows what the wolf will do... that's why most people... keep him at the door
mesh a good fuck for a woman starts way before the bed room, a good fuck starts with the womans mind, a mind fuck that makes her want to devour you then two hours of foreplay is not necessary at all. Hell if you work the mind fuck right we're completely and utterly satisfied in every "connection" with a half assed quickie...because we wanted to rape you that bad
:)
hi huneeb!
Great point Huneeb!!
I am a betting woman. I say the Wolf is welcome... Biting or no biting...
How many men don't know that we've already fucked the hell out of you before the appetizer?
we just play coy.
mesh -- now that you know that from hunne b.. you can file a police report afterwards for rape..
please dont say that like its a bad thing.
i dig chicks.. i really do.. mainly because, in all honesty, you people are consistent
i never file a police report, gawd only knows what the counter charges might be
and i feel so dirty and used when a chick fucks me with her eyes.. it's kinda hot
who said bad... and who said bad wasn't good... should i be getting ready to file a report EN
and is hunne b starting her own dear abby column
does that bother you johnny?
should I throw in a fart joke or masterbation comment every now and again to "fit in"?
Hi Carl :)
Hey Carl I missed dinner last night can I have you with a side of butter?
there really does seem to be some pent up sexual frustration running around this high school click-ee club today!!! sheeesh
smoke more pot people! melloooooooo
If I were you Johnny, I would fill it out... all except the explanation piece.. we can write that together.
Mesh - Consistency is the hob-goblin of little minds.
Emma yes often fucked them before we even get to a restraunt. :) Eye fucking is great but every once in a while you get that creepy guy who looks like he just looked right thru you and the eye fuck is not so nice. :(
I got caught eye fucking a guy this morning, think he was reading my mind, he made me blush
Mesh I'm mellow yellow today :)
EN - wanna be my hob-goblin?
(that word needs to be used more often "hob-goblin" it's just fun to say)
I got the 'I own you' eye fuck yesterday from an old friend that seemingly wants to feed me wine and gimme a back rub.. she made me nervous for the simple fact that me face down with a chick on my back makes me immediately think she's going to slam 2 fingers up my ass - i can't be calm in that situation!
Mesh -You are looking for a hob-goblin?
Which position are you comfortable in?
Huneeb - eye fucks are potential for finger itches. Did you know you can eye fuck somebody without being in their direct space?
I would prefer you calm but not sedated.
yeah but he was really cute and my neurons were just barely firing (I was in line for my morning coffee) and he cought me, I am usually way more sly...yeah finger exercises have been on a high workout lately..must be spring
oh and which part would you like to quote of my Johnny aclaimed "dear abby" column?
being cunning takes coffee...
I suppose thats where I go wrong.
"I get the sense that you feel a deep need for..."
I do need deeply.
does it bother me?.... will it bother you if it doesn't?
you can throw in a fart joke or masterbation comment every now and again.... just depends on who you want to fit in with?... who does that make you fit in with?
and who do you want to fit in with johnny?
i'll take that as a 'no'.. *sigh*
about positions.. ever notice that in certain 'fucking' positions that you just don't/won't/can't cum in? I find that interesting..
Em passion is a wonderful thing.
Eh Johnny is all honesty I could give a fuck either way.
Also it's just too fucking complicated to try to fit in with anyone, I am much more comfortable with just being myself and going on my own path even if you think I am dear Abby. ;P
Mesh - I didn't say no. And I always get mine regardless of position.
Mesh that depends on the size of the guy...
Em isn't it true that most women can't get off from sex alone? Sucks for them.
Huneeb - Which goes back to it being too complicated to fit stuff in...
doesn't it?
I never have a problem getting off... (?)
Em nothing is too complicated, sometimes it just takes a little patience :)
EN - where i feel comfortable..
Dear abby,
You give fucks either way for honesty.. noted.. your so complicated the simplist of answers wouldn't unravel you?
thank you for your time,
troubling menace
And how do you define comfort Menace?
where i fit in..
and do you prefer a tight fit?
Or something loose you can rub up against... on one side or the other?
Huneeb - I think you would make a great abby... I have all sorts of questions for you.
Mesh - where did you go...
i'm around.. it's such a deep question that i'm takin my time
WAIT!
when i can take my time and go deep.. and she slides a finger in her ass
isn't that a way to define comfort... fitting in snuggly and positioning for a little room to move about.... can't i have all both EN...? ...wouldn't you want both?
Mesh - I see. I had no idea you could hit stall mode. I am impressed but only slightly.
it shows growth.
Speaking of growth, wouldn't it be better were you to stick your finger in her ass?
Johnny - I would want both. Preferably one before the other and without any use of "liquid virgin."
Are you asking me if you can have both? In general or are you being specific....
huneeb,
yes, you can have me with a side of butter.
someday i want to eye fuck you.
speaking of eye fucking,
i'm going to eye fuck Piglet when i see her waiting for me at the baggage claim.
then i'm going to run up and slap her on the ass.
do you think i would ask... or do you think i would take.. i think you would give..
stalling is foreplay.. hell.. everything is foreplay!
awww.. see. i'm starting to grow on her!!
she sticks her fingers in her ass anticipating my cock.. i don't like shitty fingernails
Carl - you will have to crouch when you do that... my ass area is around your knees...
Johnny - then you answered my answer as well. We have a meeting of minds, why not introduce the rest of us then.
Mesh - I admit you have endearing qualities. Tell me, do you write on the back of ATM receipts? That really gets me off.
No shitty fingernails... ok, well there goes creativity...
no dirty sanchez?
no tootsie roll?
can you not cut your fingernails low enough?
piglet,
i have a feeling our weekend is going to consist of two things...X and fucking.
thoughts?
pooh bear,
If you behave well I'll take you to the pickle jars myself and let you pick your color....
thoughts?
EN - same place then.. are you bringing that huge suitcase you claim is carry-on again?... i'll have to make room in the trunk... and wear that black peacoat again with nothing else.. so i can peel it off you..
do you think actually make it inside the car this time?
if i'm drunk and she won't let me write on her forehead.. then yes, potentially i could write on an ATM receipt.. potentially..
if i cut my fingernails low enough that takes away all the fun of leaving nail marks on her cheek when i cup my hand around her mouth... my way of giving her a keepsake
carl you don't need the X... just have a light ready for her at the airport...
and when you say pickle jar you are referring to?
Mesh - of course! Silly me! Just make sure she falls asleep before you do.
Johnny - As long as you don't park on Level 5... you know what that number does to me.
You had plenty of room in the trunk last time...
Carl - the kind that you chose color and stamp from.
Mesh - wait, she didn't let you write on her forehead? How cruel... what would you have written?
Johnny - you planned to park on 5. Didn't you?
i know what i did to me as well... staying at the same place you did in Feb?
Yes but this time get the suite. The deposit pays for anything we break unlike the normal rooms where they charge extra...
and let's go king size. please.
...oh.. you know.. that wasn't very elusive of me...
king size?... let actually make it to the bed next time... i think we've done everything you can do on a couch...
sure you don't want me to pick you up this time.. or is your cousin going to drop you off..
If we are to plan the itinerary in front of everybody I say lets just go ahead and do it.
1. Pick me up yes. Let's try some of those other things you were talking about though too.
2. We will make it to the bed, but you have to let me shower first this time. We did not complete that agenda.
3. Are we eating out again?
4. How long would you like me to stay... three days wasn't enough for either of us apparently.
I am ready to book. And I'm not bluffing, just like last time.
I heart U
or
for god sakes let me cum
or
you owe me $2.00 for cab fare
any of those could be applicable
Mesh - Not "nice tits" huh?
... i thought i was being coy.. but apparently not.. sure.. we can plan in public.. if that's what you prefer.
1. Good.. pack some clothes.. and bring scissors.. I'll be sure to have you back within 24 hours.. so you can so the shit with the fam
2. Ok we make it to the bed..does that mean we are going to cut out the parking garage.. the car ride.. the elevator.. the hall way.. the shower.. the couch.. the floor..
3. depends on your appeitite
4. lets see what we can get done on our agenda the first night and go from there..
No.. you never do bluff..
fucker - i try to refrain from the 'nice tits' comments on the general population ... i save that for my special lady friends
fucker...
Johnny -
1. noted. i cannot bring scissors on the plane. why don't you bring them... im sure your pair is not as dull.
2. I felt the disappointment factor at 24 hours. Why not make it 72? I already visited the family.
3. Insatiable and voracious. We should wing it but have a back up plan.
4. Agreed. And I have no doubt that if you can, you will push in more... with ease.
nope. Im not sure many know that as well as you do.
Mesh - oh I see. But the rest of us unspecials are "fuckers".
piglet,
i'm still confused by this whole "pickle jar" thing.
can someone explain?
are you referring to dildo's and vibrators?
Pill in pickle jars. I was referring to your reference to X.
But if you are on vibrators now instead, ok we can chat that shit up.
ok.. i think we've discussed our plan publicly enough.. i thought i was ok with that but.... ... if you want finalize the plans how we normally do.. you know how to reach me....
I think I will reach out and touch.... you.
How we normally do.
what is everyone doing tonight?
you. im doing you.
man don't i wish.
that would make my year.
menace,
what are you doing tonight?
:)
Carl pls post something. I think I want to re-read these comments for my alone time.
HI!
I think Emma won't visit me b/c I dont have a penis, this makes me sad.
and no Johnny this is not the same as penis envy.
I would visit you without penis Huneeb...
turn that frown upside down!
huneeb where do you live?
do you have a boyfriend/husband?
if no would you like one?
you didnt ask me that carl.
no pickle jars for you.
Em HOORAY! good cause the only one I have is purple :)
I live in Cali, email me if you want more info than that... and no fully single :)
Carl how old are you?
piglet,
i know where you live
i think you are married
i can still be your out of town boyfriend if you like.
Em maybe he didn't ask cause he's already planning on seeing you in August :) I am still a bit of a mystery around here for the new folks I suppose...
huneeb,
where in Cali do you live?
i'm 31
how old are you?
how do you know these freaks?
they're not freaks. I love each and every one of them, well except for Scummy's clown, he's mean and well I don't care for clowns much they sort of creep me out.
clarify, I really don't know bos or mesh tho... and johnny is like a fungus he just sort of grows on you
Carl if you can't be bothered with finding my email then I can't be bothered with telling you where I live ;P
Johnny as a growth. Huneeb stop distracting me.
Carl - You can be my flavor of the month, I hope that does not make you feel cheap.
I am 32. But nobody asked.
You have no idea where I live.... if you did you would be here.
Yours is purple...you defined that in the singular sense.
Mine are pink, purple, blue, clear, glass, flesh, flesh, shit i know im forgetting one.
I'll let you chose which you prefer. :)
Ms Nice but aren't distractions nice Em, especially the twitchy ones...
Emma you are wonderful, and I already knew you were 32. :)
hmm you didn't up and move did you?
Okay I'll be a little more specific and detailed, purple, yellow and clear the marbled one broke but you knew that...Oh I get to choose I love options!
I want a flesh one, can't I have a real live dick in a jar to pull out when I get the need.. guys are too complicated once you start fucking them they get all clingy and weird on me... can't I get a normal one for once?
(the purple one is my favorite, that's why I only said that one) :)
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