Memory lane...... a wedding party
before there was a lounge there was wedding.... and though i was kicked out of that wedding... 5 or 6 times.... i still remember
Titled: aww me so hawrny
by: Johnny Menace
This is the hottest asian i knew.... Suk Mi Su Goo...... she dump me for a black man .. and the dirty bitch took pics and sent them to me.... Even though it was me who got her off that rice patty... and stuffed her in a duffle back.. flew her over.. got her a job at a shoelace factory
this is her... i miss those lips... her lips had this amazing grip
this her blowing her new black boyfriend
this her taking it in the ass from her new black boyfriend.. the bitch never did that with me..
Titled: aww me so hawrny
by: Johnny Menace
This is the hottest asian i knew.... Suk Mi Su Goo...... she dump me for a black man .. and the dirty bitch took pics and sent them to me.... Even though it was me who got her off that rice patty... and stuffed her in a duffle back.. flew her over.. got her a job at a shoelace factory
this is her... i miss those lips... her lips had this amazing grip
this her blowing her new black boyfriend
this her taking it in the ass from her new black boyfriend.. the bitch never did that with me..
posted by Johnny Menace at 11:06 PM
184 Comments:
Thank you for sponsoring my masturbation fest for today Johnny.
That asian bitch is the hottest thing I've ever fucking seen.
Emma, I chatted with your husband for about an hour last night.
I thought it was you at first
Holy shit are you kidding?
Totally not kidding. He is really cool. Was using your Gtalk
I thought it was you trying to trick me at first
I just love Asian bitches.
BTW... I'm working on the crust of a blog but I'm not having any luck coming up with an ID that I like yet. Maybe I'll just remain nameless. It's starting to grow on me a bit.
xx
hi everyone.
hi carl
I think you should call yourself Starling.
bostick,
if i said you could fuck the girl in the picture below but first you had to fuck the horse would you do it?
HI SULLEN!
I think you should come here and lay down next to me.
Then I think we should peel off each others clothes slowly and let me kiss your tender shoulder.
oh. Hello Pooh Bear.
Bostick - well thats wonderful to say the least.
Anybody else want to fuck Johnny's hand?
anyone?
i do!
i think Huneeb wants to bang me.
No shit... I'm all over myself here...
jesus.
*lays down next to Emma
Hi Carl :)
Fuck Menace.
*rests head on shoulder.
You may want to be careful... I was going through all my stories last night.... I am a little red-lined.
when you say red-lined do you mean your vagina is worn out?
When i say red-lined I mean dangerously horny.
And I haven't been laid yet today....
Whaddya say carl? Want to bend me over my desk or what?
absolutely.
i'd pound you so hard my dick would go through your vagina and out your asshole.
Who said I wanted you in my vagina?
ok...how about i pound you so hard my dick goes through your anus and pokes out through your vagina.
she's red lining carl.. the pressure in her engine is building.. because all of her pistons are starting to pump in unison at a feverish pace..
i see bostick missed me
Emma,
would you say your are in your sexual prime and if not, at what age will you be in it?
Sullen,
i wanted to let you know i met the most incredible asian bitch on saturday night. she was absolutely gorgeous. she makes lucy liu look like a skank. all i could get was her name (courtney). she was with some dude but i could have easiy kicked his ass.
i'm kinda of glad Suk Mi Su Goo... is behind me.. now that i look at those pictures.. her mouth was really worn..
courtney the asian?
What makes you think that Carl?
Oh I love it when Emma redlines, tho I am not so sure that she like it...I feel sort of bad for her...
Sullen what about Dark Nymph? (did I spell that right?)
Johnny she has a lazy eye too, check out the right one...her left...
johnny,
yes, she is Asian and her name is Courtney. i was surprised myself.
Huneeb,
as i mentioned before, i'm confident i would rock your world.
Sullen,
how about the name "Fuck Child"?
Pistons.
But Carl you have a little dick...and you don't know the reach around method...you still sure you could rock my world?
emma,
are you going to pleasure yourself at work?
I don't know carl, the day is still young.
hueeb,
its only small to me becuase i have big hands. it looks huge for everyone else.
emma gave me good instructions on the reach around method. i've practiced on a stuffed animal. i'm ready to prove it.
hahahaha riiiiiiiight!
I could use the reach around right about
now.
b - i see that eye.. i bet her new boyfriend punched her... looks swollen
EN - yes pistons.. pumping up and down.. in repetion ... because your engine is completely lubed for those pistons pumping in you..
carl - what kind of odds are you giving yourself to "rock" hunee b's world...
Johnny you're merciless with the word fuck to Emma..
pumpong in you.
fuck you for my fucked up typing Johnnyy.
are you pleading for mercy... or is it growing on you... like a fungus?
k kids have fun, I gotta work :(
emma,
my penis is throbbing for your asshole.
johnny,
i would say there is a 90% chance i give Huneeb multiple orgasims.
and thats being conservative.
bye huneeb! I will miss you.
you would rather me be pleading? On my knees perhaps?
shouldn't be to hard for you to make it stop then carl... with your big hands and all
Ok fuckos... I am somewhat official now and will be taking all of your ID's into consideration. Y'all better blogroll my ass in your other locations or I will piss on your birthday cake and make you eat it out of Carl's ass with a spork covered in Bostick's man-butter.
xx
*naked love to Emma and Hunee
i was going to go with 0%... mind you i'm a bit conservative to... and its not that i don't think your pathas will ever cross.... i think you have the drive to see hunee b... its just that....
well .. i'd be happy to explain to you... in fact it would bring a smirk to my face..
Alright then I am not blogrolling you.
EN - on your knees.. do you drive better on your knees... able to get more tread.. or do the pigtails make it easier to steer?
In Between Days - thanks for the including me ... i could at least smack some wintergreens
How about we just go for a drive and we'll see... only then will we know.
In Between Days....
a drive... far.. and away?
it was that or lullaby..
I'll be your passenger, put the mirrors sideways, just like always.
Depends on whether you were shivering like a child or being consumed by...
johnny,
can you please provide more info regarding huneeb.
thanks,
i don't care where... just far
now that depends on those that remain nameless now doesn' it..
karling,
what kind of info are you looking for?... i.e. what do you think is important to know about hunee b?
thoughts?
menace
So you're saying you're fast to get away....
Well alright. I will go back to celebrating an Anniversary of an Uninteresting Event.
nameless? we cannot say them in japanese whispers?
i'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
i am because this town doesn't feel like mine....
and that would be taboo... and you know how you feel about the taboo
karl.. i'm not going to be around all day.. nows your chance.. so let me reask..
karling,
what kind of info are you looking for?... i.e. what do you think is important to know about hunee b?
thoughts?
menace
Sullen,
do you think that fag Sanjaya will finally get booted off the show this week?
i really hope someone shoots that bastard in the head. not only can he not sing...he is hideious looking.
menace, thoughts?
johnny,
you alluded to the fact that you had something to explain to me about Huneeb.
i was just curious as to what that might be.
where the fuck did everyone go?
Im here Carl.
karling,
i didn't allude .. i stated.. that i smirk when i think of the reasoning for my 0% prediction of you and hunee b...
for that statement... seems you led yourself down path that i had something to explain about hunee b...
so i try to be a good hanicapp buddy and help... by asking what is it you want to know about hunee b?...... yet....... you ellude from the answering the question
thoughts?
menace
Carlos,
I hate Sanjaya and wish him dead as well.
The end.
my ultimate fantasy would to have a 4 way with the following:
- emma
- sullen
- huneeb
and me.
still elluding from an answer.... thanks for the smirk carl...
well...i'm not quite sure what to ask.
how about this...have you seen a picture of her...is she a hot piece of ass?
well.. it is something you should take your time with and think about...
i can answer that with a question.. since its subjective and it shouldn't matter what hunee b looks like since you already stated she is part of your 4 way fantasy... ...didn't you ever see her pics on the meltdown...?
ok.. now my turn.. i was wondering carl if you could tell me who "the husband" character is?... the one that shows up ... like or example on the post...
blind date shelly part iii.. on the paddywagon
.... because.. if i remember right that use to say carl spackler where "the husband" name is.... those were your comments right carl?
1- i probably saw her picks but don't remember what they look like
2- "the husband" and carl spackler are separate entities.
1. so hunee b's image wasn't memorable to you.. maybe you should touch base with shawn.. if i remember correctly he couldn't sit down for a week... because of her picture... any more questions?
2. entities.. interesting.. how many other "entities" are separated from carl... its a good thing non of them have cancer..
there are only two. i tried to create a third but i didn't work out.
Yes - Hunee is a hot piece of ass and I want to bury my moist lips into her glorious titties.
And Carl, I'm so disappointed that you don't remember her pics!!
Too bad, so sad. She's a beauty.
*peeks in my Hunee file... *drools on myself... *clit twist... *makes point to not share with Carl.
*tongue
no response to 1....
2. only 2.. when do we get to meet the husband.. and what happen to the third?.. did you not do your homework?
Sullen, really you should ignore carl and let me stick my tongue in you.
We can look at those pictures together:)
Besides, I would like to know more about the husband....
wouldn't you?
*slides hand up thigh
maybe carl went to go get the husband... or would the blog implode if both entered the same plane.. is that why the third didn't work out?..
johnny,
i wish i remembered. i may have to go back to the meltdown and look for some.
i think the constant drug use during my 20's has caused memory problems.
Sullen,
would you mind either emailing me or posting a picture of Huneeb to refresh my memory?
yes. I would mind.
Better yet - why don't you post your pic, Carl?? Then maybe I'll consider it.
*off to lunch to rub one out with visions of Emma and basement tables in my mind....
oh, and to answer the other part of your question the third had to be deleted becuase of technical difficulties with blogger.
basement tables....
now there's a picture I have with me..... nothing as fantastic as the wet side of the dark room...
im sure -1 will agree, no?
please.. call me menace... i don't know you that well karling.. and i haven't even met your husband..
1. no other questions about hunee b? your only concern is her image?
2... when do we get to meet the husband.. and what happen to the third?.. did you not do your homework?
maybe if you should ask god to refresh your memory...
Wow a busy morning here...
Good girl Mrs. Nameless! (won't call you Sullen anymore since she died)
Everyone please no sharing pics if i've given it to you it was for you only unless it specified that you could share... ;?
No what is this husband business?
1- no
2- a- i'm not sure
b- i already answered that question
i would love god to refresh my memory. i'd like to volunteer for a study on X and see what happens to me over the next 10, 20 and 30 years. i think i may have done upwards of 150 pills.
....*agreed,
and she just made the table wetter.
well abby... carl.. i'll leave you 2 be.. if you need the wingman help.. just ask..
Actually Carl, X only effects your seratonin for a short time before it dissolves into your spinal fluid and stays there.
It's more about being limbic... Im sure your husband knows.
X does not cause long term memory loss, however PCP can.
I would never give out huneeb's pictures... ever.
Huneeb, aren't you supposed to be at work?
EN,
i think its still too early to tell on the side effects. atleast thats what my friend with a Masters in Pharmacology told me. he did a 30 page paper on X.
why does johnny refer to Huneeb as Dear Abby?
this is a strange place.
100 FUCKWADS!!! WOOOOO!!! SUCK MY COCK!
well alright then.
bostick,
you complete me.
17 more Ice cream seasons on psycho baby and she will be bangable.
i wonder if she knows how to say "dilly."
Carl Im read to fuck
Carl Im read to fuck
Me wetarded me want big bitch
dilly?
Somebody just complemented my stripper shoes.....
and the corset I am wearing today.
Welcome to the fold Psycho Baby. I hope you can hold your own...
I am not changing you, but I could be tempted to breast feed you.
i only drink from the bottle now, bitch.
i want to bust psycho baby's hymen.
I love toddler dirty talk, tell me are you into scat play?
you're a sick depraved fuck carl. hope you have fun on your local sex offender registry. it's like an adult friend finder full of kiddie fuckers. sicko.
well, i did just shit myself. gerber sweet potatoes and kentucky delux will do that to anyone though.
I see... can't say I've had the pleasure of the two together.
whats say you be a good little tyke and take your naptime now so the adults can play....
naptime is for niggers.
i want to feed psycho baby to a bunch of caged up Rotweillers.
Tell your daddy I still have that picture...
"naptime is for niggers" HAHAHA
actually bibs are for niggers..
nap times are for messicans.
I like new people even if they are racist babies.
i'm the wave of the future.
Phycho baby, are you on formula or the titty?
weren't you paying attention earlier pigfucker? my lunch consisted of kentucky deluxe and gerber baby food.
I was talking about milk. jerk.
i'd like to urinate on Psycho Baby then kick him in the head.
i'm a girl you fuckwad.
Im her daddy
i can can urinate on myself thank you very much.
no your not.
cause i gouged out my daddy's eyes the other day and you can obviously see fine.
Your mom is something else. She does this thing with her feet. It is amazing.
i think it would be funny if bostick and i each grabbed one of Psycho Baby's arms and pulled.
do you think they would become detached from the body?
Carl.. That is fucked up.
carl, you're trying too hard. really.
Who's down for a good spanking?
*raises hand with wide eyes*
why? what did i do?
I want to hug and tickle psycho baby. Coochie coochie coo!
Apparently I need a boyfriend...
Bostick do I look desperate to you?
no emma never. You look like a piece of ass to me.
you keep your hands away from me you pervert!
I am not a pervert. Perverts sniff bicycle seats.
Ok so who wants to be 'it'?
emma,
are you on X-Tube and if so how can i find you?
You should ask the husband carl, he may tell you....
Look for the tattoo.
are we playing tag? that's fucked up cuz i can't even walk!
yes.
tag.
And that's ok.. i can carry you.
well don't drop me. my daddy dropped me once and i had to fuck him up.
may the lord be with all of you.
fuck him up... really, I hear he prefers to be fucked down...
Carl, amen...
you're a silly lady.
I am.
and actually I am only a lamb thats lost her way....
I love lambs.
I love the father, the son, and the holy ghost.
blame carl ... he got me started.
as we forgive those who trespassed against us...
Lead us not into temptation... but deliver us from evil...
lambs are soft fluffy animals.
Amen
homo.
burn.
Lambs are warm inside too.
I would like to suck on a cock right now.
i'm giving serious thought to lathering Psycho Baby up in barbeque sauce and throwing him on my grill tonight.
Im going to eat some bbq shrimps for dinner!
So, what happens when I disappear again?
piglet,
are you on gmail chat?
why would you disappear?
Did you suck a cock?
bostick are you have a shed party tonight?
I did not suck a cock. My boss is away at a lunch meeting.
Well, Im just saying... there's only so long before you realize you have fulfilled your purpose and am no longer needed.
you don't think that time has come for me?
I need you Emma! What the hell are you talking about?! if you dissappear I will stalk you like a rabid animal.
No carl i am going to drink away from the house.
But yeah I will probably be in the shed later.
emma,
why would you leave? bostick and i would be lost without you. you are the reason all of us are here.
please don't go.
you need me - for?
ok ok but i need to remind the both of you that I am not an animal...
you both do really realize that right?
Yeah carl for what do you need Emma?
Humans are mammals.
1- i enjoy her witty sense of humor and writing style.
2- she makes a big difference in my otherwise sad, pathetic life
3- she told me she wanted to have my child
4- she is my self proclaimed ambassasor of Kwan
5- i need her advice on improving my lackluster sex life.
1. Thank you Carl. I should forward you the new story I just completed about fucking while driving.
2. I do? Do you want to be my master?
3. I do. Just to push it through my vagina.
4. Indeed... because I know how to lay sideways and speak asian safewords.
5. You need me for that.
see,
based on that alone you can't leave.
you have a tremendous impact on everyone who is associated with this blog.
Well alright. Somebody told me if I shove a popcorn bag up my ass I could make popcorn.
thoughts?
yes.
that is true.
i've done it numerous times.
And how do you butter it :)
Man butter!
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