PBC's greatest hits (because I don't care about Pearl's birthday)
Instead of Green Eggs 'n Ham Annabella's alias as a writer, (Dr, Sauced) has created "Grey Goose and Grits", an epic tale of an inter-city alcohlic's drive to spread southern hospitality to negro communities with a claw hammer and a bottle a hooch....Oh Pearl you'd shit! my dancin is sillier than poop on the wall!
The neighbor's dog nipped at me today so I named em Zipperhead and kicked his ass.
I farted! Annabella ate it!...
Anna, your breath smells like my cock and my ass today...
How 'bout I bust out this shotgun and put "guac" all over the barrel?! you can start eatin on it and I'll put you outta your Goddamn misery....
Hey Guys lets get out the Uncle Fernando's 12 volt Vibrating Dildo and put guac all over it!!!! C'mon It'll be rad!
Can I poke some beans in your asshole?
I'm gonna sell Anna's ass on the street for a playstation. She said it was cool...
How I long for the week to end so's I can catch me dem fish,But for now I'm just eatin me a carp I bought from some negro fella down ta the market....
Pearl's breath smells like pimp dick...
I threw shit at the banker and poked a stick in his butt... He asked me if I was related to Bill Borowakoskleski...I said, "He's my uncle." We both laughed and shared some airline peanuts and a grape soda.
Earlier... I farted and it said ssssssnnnnnniple-parple.....it really was silly.
I hope so! I wanna suck LJ off!
Pearl do you juggle? I can juggle beezos, but I'm 2/3 clown by genetics...
pig's skin is the closest resembling skin to that of the human's skin... That's why they are so fun to buttfuck...
Stick your head up your ass and see how long you can breathe...
Kevin Arnold was a pussy by the way... Fer not poundin’ Winnie's ass apart with a youthful, jack-hammer hard cock before she got fat and old and he got old and limp... Fuckshit! What the hell was he thinking? Obviously not Winnie's red hot box... I knew that fuck was queer! I bet he never drank either...
Well then the doctor is in Honey-tits... How can I make ya feel today?! Anal perhaps?
Anna is a poop-mouthed slut-whore!!!
posted by Scumbag at 7:53 AM
66 Comments:
keeping with the wedding party memorial theme, monday will be annabella's greatest hits followed by tuesday's feature: "shs & scumbag: we both suck at life."
i love learning more about the wedding party.
i think everyone is so fascinating.
the wedding party is deader than this blog today.
no shit...what the fuck is going on. is there a gang bang that i'm not aware of?
what are you doing this weekend scummy?
Hmmm.
Death... Wedding Party
Death.. Wedding Party
Wedding party.... death.
Coincidence?
piglet,
are you attending any sex party's this weekend?
of course, having that name would seem a bit inappropiate these days.......
there's a sex party....IN MY PANTS!!!
i'm sorry.
that was really gay.
so here is a question for everyone. i've been dating this girl for over a month now. we've banged and done all sorts of shit. however, she has yet to give me a blow job. how should i handle the situation?
a- break up with her
b- stop giving her oral
c- tell her its not going to suck itself and to force my cock in her mouth
d- do nothing and accept the fact that she doesn't give head
hmmm.....i don't see "kill her" as an option so i'd go with A.
nah fuck that py. if she can't get her shit straight by now, then she never will.
i've never had a girl not suck dick.
what's to discuss? he's had the courtesy to go down on her. she needs to stop being such a selfish little bitch and start suckin' some dick.
at this point, i'd let her put her finger in my ass. i just want a blow job. i dont' think that is asking for too much considering i've done oral on her.
How come I find considerate boring?
I like to suck dick, its my favorite thing EVER!
ask anybody....
I'd suck a dick in one side and out the other if I had opportunity...
right now.
*blushes
hi py :)
emma won't let me stuff my pecker in her butthole.
Emma,
should i just straight out ask her at dinner tonight why she won't suck my cock?
you should ask her in front of her parents. that would really fuck her up.
i'm gonna call emma right now.
Well I wouldn't discuss it in the restaurant...
ok, well I would...
but wait until after when you're having a moment... like, right after you take a shit or during.
and as you're sitting there grunting carl, pushing your cock through your legs and down into the bowl...
ask her again... especially if you make mention that the head of your dick hit the rim and how it always does that when you get a hard on when you shit.
I always find my best conversations happen while my partner is defecating.
I just cop a squat on the floor at their feet and we get deep.
fuckin' weirdo.
thanks for the advice.
i've never gotten a hard on while dumping.
fuck this, i'm outta here. i think i'll go fishing.
i wish i was dead.
no shit. I have one of those ribbon thingies on the back of my car for like the breast cancer survivors..
only it's red and it says "Support Road Head".
come to think of it...she really hasn't played with my cock that much either. she's played with my balls but not the shaft. the only time she touches it is when she puts it in her.
WHA??! You mean you don't put it in her Carl?
ok Py :) If I see one I will find you and give it to you... :)
Honestly, Carl you have to do the whole insert from behind move...
Not only is it suave but it shows sexual maturity.
does she hold your hand when you're walking in a parking lot too, carl?
aw come on. every guy has tried that with every girl they've been with. ya know, just in case.
bullshit.. just in case my ass.
You guys drive fingers into it like it's a jello mold and you're trying to get to the fruit inside.
jesus!
Py - I wish you the happiest and safest of travels of course, when you have all your meat on your plate let me know and we will co-ordinate.
by then I will have my head out of my ass...so somebody can put their finger in it.
Actually its alright Carl. I always have to guide the cock to the hole...
because it's neat?
hold up here people.
all i'm saying is she hasn't sucked my cock or given me a hand job.
i highly doubt she is into anal.
i've tried anal before numerous times but have always been shot down.
thats why i started sticking my finger up girls asses...becuase they won't let me stick my dick in there.
No, because they have a hard time finding the fucking hole.
pun intended.
Piglet,
can you explain the "insert from behind" move you mentioned?
Sure!
Okay so you are on top, she is on bottom in normal missionary style.
your bodies are close together, and rubbing, and hot and sweaty and foreplay is over...
it's time for penetration....
Push your pelvis into her, reach your arm around the back of her back between her legs and grab your cock from between her legs, then use your fingertips to prop the head of your cock just outside her hole... use your pelvis to push in.
She will have to raise her hips and/or back a little to allow you to reach around....
but if she's anything like me when she's amped she's arching and twisting to work that fucker in anyway....
with or without your assistance.
Carl ask her after you go done on her...at that moment you'll know if that's something she's into or not. Either she'll decine or she'll oblige. Whisper it in her ear so you don't sound like an ass asking, be sweet about it.
That is a good move Em, agree it does show some experience :)
Carl what is your MSN btw?
ask her if she'll 69. that's usually a win-win situation.
we are talking about anal right?
huneeb whats your MSN?
scumbag,
i'm all about 69! thats some good shit.
Carl asked you first. Just ask Emma for my gmail, she has that one then email me and I'll let you know anything you want...we maybe anything.
and no I was talking about her giving you a blow job.
huneeb,
why don't you email me your MSN ID.
i can be reached at pussyjuicecocktail@yahoo.com
send it soon..i want to chat!
my question was about emma's move...i'm assuming thats intended for anal?
No, it was intended for vaginal penetration Carl.
geez rookies
well if its for vaginal penetration then why don't i just stick it in the regular way?
also,
can you teach me all these moves when i see you in august?
Carl is that REALLY your fucking email?? Holy shit that is funny
thats one of them. send that shit over.
I can see my services here are no longer needed.
ciao.
good luck with that practice carl, and oh... why not just stick it in from the front?
well, there are 5 really good reasons but I think you can prolly figure them out....
Happy chatting. Happy Friday fuckbags.
I'm at work now so I can't msn chat but I can gmail chat...
Hug Emma, have a wonderful weekend!
bye piglet.
have a great weekend!
damn it....I always miss the good conversations!
Hi! My boss told me I needed to go to Atlanta for two weeks to work and i told him to "suck my fucking cock".
Then I got a raise and I dont have to go.
You know I was thinking that your recollection of PBC's "moments" are accounted for quite well here Scumbag...
I am wondering if these things were memorized.. but then Im not completely sure your memory is that good...
which means you have a diary of perhaps a notebook you keep of PBC quotes..
obsession?
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