Saint Patricksfucking day

This is Saturdays post. I figured it would be best to go ahead and write it now because I have only had four Natties and and a shot of patron and am still pretty much sober.

There are some things I want to address other than the fact that Carl wants to cut his dick off when he looks at emmas tits because Carl, that was some hardcore shit dude. I have a disk in the house full of snuff films and people cutting off their cocks. There is also one where this german dude drives a 10 penny nail through his left ball. I will get to that in a later post but this is about something else.

Emma, I speak for all of us but that Anon faggot mesh when I say I love you.

Weed, If I call you rhino it is not out of meanness, it is because it is fucking funny and you react. I love you weed and if we ever go to a concert my narrow ass is going to be on your shoulders watching the show.

Sullengirl, remember that story about the beach and the storm? I am trying to find the url, shit was wicked, the sea turtle just came up out the water and winked at me. What was I to do?!

Last girl on the list.

Carl - Stop trimming your fingernails in your lap when you are naked or you are going to cut off your Pee pee.

Shawn - You were supposed to IM me today you homo. I will stalk you properly because you are my bitch and you cant fish?! Fucking fag, what do you do knit?

Johnny Menace - I got your email ill....... Here it is ---> "Bo, tell everybody that I have to work a double at TGIF because I got called in. There will probably be a bunch of pussy there I hope because it is a Friday."

Shawn - Flathead catfish are the best. Some people call them nigger babies but since I am not a coon hater I don't say the N word.

I didn't photoshop that picture of me holding up that bass. Bitch weighed 12 pounds. I catch DEM fish.

You stick to dem Crappie.

Mesh - Suck my cock. Just kidding fag.

You are the new guy and new is fun.
We, the contributors here talk mass amounts of shit and have earned the right to do so over time. There are girls in the room, be nice and give it time you bald mother fucker. Pick on me all you want you cocksucker.

I hope everyone drinks a bunch of green beer and get diarrhea from it.

And now, here is an 80 year old lady telling you whores how to deep throat a cock properly.