See fucktard, it looks the same here!
So that makes me $50.00 richer.... With no tan lines and my ears are bleeding.... and yes, I was wearing clothes when I took this.
Greetings from the Lone Star state!
posted by Everything Nice at 9:05 AM
Thursday, March 01, 2007
So that makes me $50.00 richer.... With no tan lines and my ears are bleeding.... and yes, I was wearing clothes when I took this.
Greetings from the Lone Star state!
Wasted coloring book pages
- This is hot
- I come from a long line of outdoorsman.......
- News and Other Cool Stuff...
- In Box...
- Why I failed Algebra............
- Sane shit different day
- Last Night...
- Happy Valentines day from the beach
- Sighting? ... or...Postcard
- Don't do drugs, or you'll end up like me.............
165 Comments:
FUCK. Double or nothing you spray painted that grass.
and that's why you were wearing clothes.
She works better naked. Kind of miss having her around this week.
FUCK TEXAS
Karo syrup?
Is it snowing today or is that just a bunch of bullshit....
Sanchez - I may hop over to Rosarito for us and stick a Papas & Beer bumper sticker on my ass!
And when I say hop, I mean it literally... as long as the chain link doesn't snag my shirt.
EN,
i can wait to smear strawberry jam all over your pussy and lick it off.
i'm thinking A-1 sauce for your rectal area.
where the fuck is Sullen...i want to give her a golden shower.
Carl - Can I take a shit on your forehead?
E - It was snowing this morning yea. So is that a no on the double or nothing cheater? Let's see a picture of you in your shit-kickers with a long neck tipped back.
EN-can you get me some authentic Mexican Chiclets and a screaming pair of slippers..
oh I almost forgot how about a taco.
are you fags excited about my trip to Seattle in August?
also, do you know where all the good strip clubs are located?
Ricks maybe.... Nah, too many politicians.
Sanchez - I say we go duct tape E's car while she's gone. Completely cocoon the fucker in silver bondage.
We can make a run for the border afterward.
Carl- Yes, excited is not exactly the words that I would use but ok.
EN-while your there can you get me a screaming hat to go with the slippers.
Shawn- I think that's a great idea...now the run for the border... well I have no piercings so i guess it's a go.
Hazah! I think I can throw in a belt too :)
Carl - I am excited... in fact, I think my right nipple got hard just thinking about that.
Shawn - The vision of you and sanchez running hand in hand to the border (non piercings) is kinda like ... well, puppies crying about your mothers inability to masturbate on Wednesdays... no?
Having time to blog is fun! But I only have a thirty minute break...
What are your plans for tonight EN? Another raunchy showdown of wits at the stockyards?
fuck texas. Go find Menace.
fuck.
Miss your smiley face around the office EN.... glad you said hand in hand about the border run:)
I'm hungry I think I'm going to get a taco.
what the fuck is emma doing in texas?
where the fuck am i?
oh yeah, fuck texas.
Oh yes right foot forward... right eye forward and don't blink they smell fear like dogs and bees..
Or you can take your meds.
I thought about emailing the Menace, but I believe he hath found himself for a moment there...
Alright, I can safely say that nobody in the immediate area knows what a Sybian is and what it's used for... nobody.
and it's great fun to try and get them to say it...
sybian
huh
sybian
huh
are you kidding me?
huh
say it
well i
no really....
huh
fuck.
what the fuck is sanchez talking about? i quit.
Hi Scummy. I am visiting family... and eating bad food.
I am med-less. :)
It is like 80 degrees here.
I like 80's.
Scummy you are not a quitter.
i have family in texas. college station to be exact. try not to fuck any of them.
If you will all excuse me, I'm going to have to go to the bad side of town for a moment....
yes i am.
good bye.
DAMN!
for cigarettes? I hear they have the best ones there....
Blacks smoke Newports that they open from the bottom.
ooo. college station.. well shit.
Bostick - Dams are for beavers, whats say you make wood...
did I miss anybody before I bolt?
I miss u too sanchez i will be home Saturday....
i need a good blow job. can you take care of that for me EN?
I have a friend that told me his girlfriend sucks his cock with a mouth full of poprocks.
why do they open it from the bottom?
Your not a quitter are you scummy?
Sybian....
some luv it. Some want something to grab that is real in that moment of ooooOOOOOooooo...
What do you like EN?
Thanks Bostick now I'm on a wintergreen lifesavers kick.... I'm working hard to avoid any and all temptation.
Carl - Sure...
Because opening the pack from the top is a white thang.
Sanchez - Im an equal opportunity lover... now if only I had opportunity....
Its funny nobody cares about this shitty blog till emma comes around.
EN-I will find one on ebay for you.... a really good used one.
Well when you havent talked to her or seen her in forever you take what you can get...
But yea, I have noticed that. What's it with you E?
Bueller?
Bostick I was actually busy with wife stuff... uh I mean life stuff.
I care like a mother fucker.
Sanchez - can I open you from the bottom? Apparently that's a white thang.
Editor, Hows that blizzard out there? Fuck the snow and Ice.
Fucking cockfarm again where is weeds skanky ass..
hold on..
Bostick - are you saying that you all lay low and stalk until I show up and then you pounce?
Is that it? Because if so... I need to be sure to bring plenty of protection and no clothing whatsoever.
and how many are there of you? I need a head count.
shawn you slipped....
She must be at lunch buffet. Not on IM.
Not that I mind stalking.
Wait, is there a blizzard up there? What am I missing?
If I go first you will be thru. Shouting 'No mo bang bang' like a korean prostitute.
He didn't slip.
The squirrels are rested and organizing against you silly EN.
I stalk EN like a mother fucker.
have you ever driven by her house?
I like squirrels.
I like Bosticks saying motherfucker.
No mo bang bang? You know Bo you may be right... I'll have to save you for last so the other boys can get some feeling....
:) You can be the finale'
No I only virtually stalk.
which is like tamale'
Which is usually spicy and when I eat one it's a party in my mouth.
Good idea EN, just make sure they pull out. I don't want to be making butter in there.
I've been to that party.
yeah, where's Weed? Hey Bostick I really can't well, shit... butter?
Sanchez - you drive by her house?
Churning I mean
....Emma....
*clit quiver
Weed is probably eating.It is those Midwesterners lunch time.
I almost feel like Madonna in that material girl video....
Yes, it is lunch.. in fact, my lunch is over in 10 minutes.. which leaves me with enough time to call my mommy and daddy back in the ol' WA and let them know my Granny DOES in fact take out her teeth after bingo....
she let me dob though, that's what's important.
...Sullen..... *smiles big
Turn On your IM EN.
i've missed you...
xx
I'm calling you so I can be the first to hear that slippery little accent you take on when you visit.
Now that I know YOU ARE AROUND YOUR FUCKING PHONE.
Rule one of the stalker code.
Deny that you do anything unless you get caught wearing an orange plant suit in their yard..
You don't want to get shot so you always wear orange... right Scummy.
Bo - now that my lunch is almost over you want to IM? Isnt that just like a man....,
maybe I can hit you up on my afternoon break or tonight while I'm watching re-runs.... that might be fun! Will you be around?
Sullen - I've missed you too are you coming to Seattle in August?
Shawn - you will need to call the 425 I don't have the cingular with me. Accent, a little...
Does any word rhyme with orange?
:( bye everyone I'll check in later!
kisses and pinches.
Of course I will be around. I am always around. I might even turn on my cam ;)
correct sanchez.
fuck the 425...
Everybody jot down that Bosticks webcam will be on tonight.
Seattle in August is a serious possibility...
Denver in 20 days is a definite...
xx
Denver?
fuck denver.
Yeah Fuck Denver.
I second that.
Did I stutter???
:-P
where is alies stupid ass?
why does bostick always beat me to secondsies?
hehe, yah ... fuck me in Denver
sullen...do you want to fly out together? this is going to be one big fuck-fest!
i'm glad we have some good blog action going on today becuase this blog has sucked cock lately.
Hmmm.... fly with Carl.
Is that like a remake of Snakes on a Plane??
Sullen,
are you getting any cock yet or are you still in the no fucking zone?
Hi ! Emma! God damn it!
Sadly... no.
yeah, Sullen... what are you going to do for cock???
My hand didn't get any cock at lunch. It is pissed.
I dunno H... is there any good cock in Denver??
bostick,
have you ever jerked it but couldn't finish yourself off?
... you're gonna find out, Heartfuck ...
Only when I am on a bunch of narcotics carl. Or cocaine.
the other night, before going over to a girls house, i decided to jerk it. however, i couldn't blow my load...and i was sober.
what the fuck is up with that.
Carl, maybe you didn't think you were pretty enough??
Do you take antidepressants carl?
Sullen,
could be. perhaps i don't know how to turn myself on anymore?
Bostick,
negative.
Sullen,
if we fly out to Washington together...do you want to join the mile high club?
maybe you just weren't in the mood for yourself carl. did you try talking dirty? or maybe a little foreplay?
Carl - maybe you just needed help like the last time...
Here's the pic I took:
http://www.chrisglass.com/photos/2004/pages/0713-bgw.html
scumbag,
i didn't try dirty talk but i might use that next time. maybe i'll start calling myself a "Dirty little slut"
Sullen...thats just down right nasty.
Sullen,
why do you like Asian girls so much?
Because the cooter is slanted.
Why not??
Could be worse... I could be into pigmy goats and dog fucking like you ass clowns...
Gimme Sung hi Lee any day of the week over that shit.
i'm not saying there is anything wrong with Asian's. i was just curious.
i'd totally bang lucy liu.
http://www.madpaul.de/albums/gedoens/Sung_Hi_Lee.jpg
Pigmy goats... Fuck thats hot.
Oooof... Lucy Liu.
I'll give you a cookie for that one. :)
gooks freak me out.
Me too. Back in Nam I could smell a stinking slope from 200 yards away.
I like to bathe in napalm before anal sex with exotic animals...
I find it works better than lithium to bi-polar retards.
I just bit into a truffle that tasted like "Ken."
I wish you were here Sanchez... I would feed it to you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear about payroll stuffers.
I like to stuff chocolate truffles up her privates and eat my way into sugar induced diabetes.
En-who holds them for you.
I have a payroll stuffer 4 you EN
Wait they have chocolate in Texas..
I am ready for some Cold fucking beer and a tater.
They do have chocolate in texas however it is deep fried...
Can E come out and play?
Sybian.... huh... oh.... you mean the mechanical bull...
and are those russians by the sewer drain?
Shawn - I'm here!
Menace - Do they look russian?
they could be standing on the grass or in the shade by the memorial... but instead they are standing by the sewer... where all the russians gather at Delay plaza..
I assumed it was the NSA...
you could be right... they might be looking for the real rifle..
or a condom wrapper...
then they would be on Harry Hines
fuck.
Johnny's on the spot today.
Shawn - Prolly why the condom wrapper, no? Well no that's not true, there's always balloon animals.
ok well I hear a bottle of Dos Equis calling my name....
How can you drink that piss beer? When are you home?
I never said I was going to drink it!
3:40 pm United Flight with a layover in Denver. And if my car is duct taped when I get home I will skull fuck you with sanchez's schlong.
WHOA!
i know bo.. i wouldn't fly united either
I bet Emma is in the 'mile high club'
I cant comment on that one. But I'm really tempted.
So what's going on with you Menace, rise from the dead?
Or just stalking Russians near sewers?
Still waiting for that headband.
fag.
Yeah menace.
Faggot
$100 bucks says if Johnny and EN ran into each other down there they'd fuck like rabbits and discard each other like trash.
And then she'll write about it and make 2k....
Shit I bet if she fucked any of you shitheads she'd write about it and make 2k...
I say we make it like a fantasy football pool, send her on a nationwide tour and see which person would make the most money after the story is written.
My moneys on Spack Attack.
I'm all alone here or what?
jesus.
Sanchez?
you've always been alone... but here.. let me make it esay for you shawn on that joke..
(insert set up) why else would she have a lay over in florida
and bo.. its fag.. not faggot.. faggot just gays it up.. and you need to space a bit more..
Hey losers!
Damn it I miss all you fuckers
fag.
see the difference bo...
fag
She has a lay over in Denver ass hat... and how do you know about my alone-ness.
tease.
fag
Can I just interject and say I planned on fucking nobody in Denver OR Florida....
In fact, I think after my family reunion fucking anything would be a 'nil' equation...
unless of course theres a parking garage involved and in that case I can be motivated.
I wish she was in the office today.. we have a great parking garage and I have a great idea rolling in my head.
It is good to see you Menace. And now, I will leave again since you are all so chatty...
Sanchez... I will be home soon.
Miss you, the office is infested with pretarded people that don't speak very good English.
And you say that like it's something that is not usual....
to be truthful nobody here really speaks very good english either.
bye, see you all on the other side!
hey niggers and cunts...
i'm going to fuck EN in august.
Holy shit Carl when was that decided?
I feel a challenge coming on....
Mondays suck!
cock!
(you didn't finish the sentence weed....) :)
beezo?
I'd love a microbrew.
This comment has been removed by the author.
EN,
after i fuck you i'm going to lick your asshole.
Post a Comment
<< Home