I come from a long line of outdoorsman.......
my grandpa's retirement villa in north-central Missouri.
posted by Scumbag at 6:20 AM
Friday, February 23, 2007
my grandpa's retirement villa in north-central Missouri. my grandpa's retirement villa in north-central Missouri.
33 Comments:
Indoorsman was the other post?...
Good thing hes wearing that orange hat. Hunter safety is important
Yeah and I hear in North-Central Missouri, you don't need a fishing or hunting license to shoot hot tubs.
i chowed some box lastnight and i got laid twice. however, while i was fingering that girl i felt something weird up in her vagina. i've had my finger in many vagina's and have never felt anything like this. i think it was circular in shape, like a thin ring. very odd.
Carl - That would be a "nuvaring"... it's birth control.
www.nuvaring.com
whatever you do... dont pull it out...
or rather do pull it out and use it as a chomp bit.
Next time pull it out and start screaming.
Take it back to the office with you the next morning and play horse shoes with it...
thanks for the info En. its nice to have someone with your extensive knowledge to turn to in situations like this.
what are you doing this weekend? will you be doing anal?
I just ordered a t-shirt that says "I <3 Carl Spackler"
on the back it says:
"cause he :-* and :-P's my (.)(.)'s"
ha. thats great. how about you wear it while i fuck you when i visit seattle in august?
ooo.. getting me to wear a t-shirt in august is not so good...
how about we shoot for the "Carl Spackler was here" tattoo on my labia after you own it.
whats wrong with wearing a t-shirt in august...i heard thats a great time of year in seattle.
tis, tis... but I dont like clothes when it's warm enough to not need them.
really, clothes... I have no use for them. At all.
It's just you and me carl... with no adult chaperone's.
can i stick this dry erase pen in your ass? Just for shits and giggles? I'll let you bang me with this label maker!!!
ok. just be gentle when you shove it in my ass.
Can I sniff it afterwards too?
you can do whatever you want with it sweet tits.
would you mind if i fucked your dog?
not at all.. he really needs it.. but do me first!
so what are you doing this weekend?
anything fun?
I see another post coming sponsored by a dry erase pen company.
did any of you cunts and fags see the OC lastnight? it was the series ending episode but i missed it.
EN,
weed told me to never do anal with a girl in the morning becuase chances are she has to poop and if you didn't before that it would be an unpleasant experience. do you agree with this statement?
Well, I sort of disagree... it depends on when her body clock dictates she should be regular. Sooo... for a woman that consistantly shits every morning then yes that would be a true statement...
But some women are regular in the afternoons or evenings... in that case you would want to do anal in the morning.
And then you have to consider that the anus and subsequent muscles in her ass may be in more of a relaxed state first thing in the morning....
OH, and then her diet... if she had spicy foods the night before or... say, god forbid... salad.
or, is she constipated? That could be an uncomfortable issue.... or perhaps she's a little loose stooled... which no matter what time of the day it is can NEVER be pleasant... or well... hmmm
oof. Well. There are a myriad of things to consider when it comes to anal sex...
And as an end note can I just say that anal is always better for me before i shit... than after i shit.
the sensation of impalement is much easier to work through.
Or, in laymans terms... the car travels a lot easier down the one way road when there's been no traffic.
this is so creatively grotesque it's almost fun.
Carl, is it a sure thing you are coming here in August or are you blowing large amounts of smoke up my rectum?
okay i just read all that back and it makes no sense....
visual demonstration anybody?
Carl, you can be my lovely assistant.
Shawn. Come out and play with me. I'm only on for a limited time before I catch a plane.
can I get in on this gayness?
Colon Polyps. That would be an uncomfortable experience.
Chopper sic balls.
Somebody said the magic word!!
Yes. Gayness.
How are you E? Feeling well I hope. We miss you around the paper, drop by every once and awhile and at least act like you still care.
Plus I need to talk to you about the Meltdown and your trip next week.
And somebody I know is having a bachelorette party and has decided that you should plan the agenda and bring the favors.
I foresee a really great phone call happening in the next weekend :)
I will stop by when I can. I haven't really had the time on my hands.
:)
And before I submerge into all that is the southern states, let me just say...
"hello everyone"
What southern states?
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