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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Eeewwww!


Maybe it is not such a bad that thing Anna Nicole did not live to 80!

63 Comments:

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

yep....I just may re-think my boob job!

7:42 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Oh, see... that's just terrible awful jesus christ.

If you're going to do tits, spend the money and do them right or don't do them at all...

I've wasted countless hours watching terrible implant jobs bounce around porn and I have to say that really the whole 'rounded' breast appeal is just not any good for my bisexual libido.

I'll take aging breasts anytime... for serious.

7:45 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

VT HOKIES...

7:46 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

As a side note... He's working some nice implants as well.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her senseless just to get in her will. That and maybe she has a hot daughter I could hook up with afterwards.

7:51 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

... or a hot son?

By the way, my youngest son has this shirt... it's fantastic. It says:

"My mom is outta your league"

He will be wearing it to Lowe's this weekend when we go to purchase a new compression nail gun :)

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm straight you perv.. get that fantasy about me and whoever the hell else outta your head

that is a good t-shirt though... why the hell do you need a compression air gun, don't go cheap on those things - spend decent cash. They cause more injuries than pogo sticks and guys on ladders... seriously.

8:08 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yes I intend to spend as much as possible. I love power tools.

No fantasies about you and other men, but will a fantasy about you and I and another man be okay?

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so you frame houses on the side? I still don't get why a chick would need a nail gun... sounds like it's more for teh "oh yea I have one" and you won't know how to repair or use it for months. Yes - you heard me - you're just buying it for show.

Whatever makes your toes curl and doesn't disturb the neighbors too much.

8:39 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

mesh is bout right gonna piss me off. I prolly know more about home repair and remodel than you do....unless you are a carpenter fucker! Quit steriotyping....oh wait....we did call you gay!

8:44 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Em....how do you keep implants from looking like that when you are old??

8:45 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

yes.....stereo is spelled wrong....bite me.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya know what i like about ya tumble - you don't make brash assumptions or fly off the handle like most typical women do.. oh wait...

my speed square is better than yours.

9:04 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

haha see everyone is fiesty today... luv it!

Hi Weed, En, Mesh & Carl!

okay that is just scary! I think she looks like that cause she needs to eat a fucking hamburger!

9:38 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Weed btw I've seen a lot of older women with implants that don't look like that at all... well hello I plastic central and hollyweird is my backyard... it's just the anorexic bitches or over stuffed implants that look like shit...

En that round boob thing grosses me out too!

9:41 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'm telling you, the magic is all in how much you spend.

Oh, that's right Mesh I forgot you missed the 130 mph wind storm we had in these parts back in January and the tree that blasted into my house... Now that the weather permits, we can repair the rest of the roof structure and the soffit...

Fuck you for assuming I don't know shit about home repair.

And I figured I'd be blatantly defensive to appease your stereotyping issue.

Hello Weed and Huneeb :)

10:33 AM  
Blogger Helskel said...

uck! yuck, and fuck!

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're a brilliant and shining representation of womendumb.. crap.. womendome... hmm.. not quite sure how to say it.. maybe 'the lesser species'.. wait that's not it... crap.. it's so tough defining your 'type'

no roof since January?!?! wow... how cavewoman-esque of ya. I luv'd flying into Florida for the past year and a half and seeing all the 'blue tarp roofs' that were never repaired 'cuz the people pocketed the insurance money. Made me proud.

and fuck you also. I'm not fiesty either damnit!

10:48 AM  
Blogger Helskel said...

mesh,

that's "the fairer sex"

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fairer.. hmmm.. not quite sure how to interpret that.. lemme mull that one over

10:52 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

It must be the 'stronger' species of you that missed the FINISH repairing the roof.

asshat.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Insinuated via "the rest"..

Come on, you're supposed to be smarter than that.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

two comments to clarify one statement.. see that's just fuckin cute right there.

Please don't operate the nail gun alone.. it won't be pretty. I mean sure it's awesome that you're trying to buy one.. but it scares me that you may try to work that piece of machinery alone.

Helskel you any good at roof repair and makin sure things are adequately fastened to the roof deck?

11:05 AM  
Blogger Helskel said...

hmmm,

I haven't tackled that part of the Time Life Series yet.

I'm a jack of many trades...just depends on when it comes up.

Nope, right now I am merely an accomplished stone layer, and gardener... i hope.

11:20 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OK well apparently my tits automatically distance me from any intelligence.

I tell you what, when we start discussing make-up or physics then somebody can ping me.

because it's soooo fucking difficult to drive a nail into a stud... I know, you poor bitches have such a distorted take on reality when you actually think carpentry is an applied skill instead of something that just 'gets done'.

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait.. tits? those small things? come on now! they couldn't get in the way of you holding the nail while someone else swings the hammer.

I got nothing on make-up and physics .. well.. did you hear about that magnetic tube they built in France to smash protons and they have no clue what's going to happen... that'll be sweet.

It's not about driving a nail into a stud silly - it's about being able to do math and maintaining one constant stream of thought. You 'nailed' it when you said make-up and physics.. you couldn't sweat, use a nail gun and worry about your make-up all at once. I'm just trying to look out for you!!! sheesh.

Helskel - I applaud your ability to take a step back and I'll remember your craftsmanship knowledge should I need stone work or gardening tips.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Ok so what if I don't wear make-up during home improvements. Hell, I don't even shower until after I'm done for the day.

baseball caps work wonders.

I'm proud if the size of my tits... so is everybody that approaches my desk on a daily basis.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

k.. your hygiene concerns me.

and i'm proud of your tits also.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No worries Mesh, I always drop the kids off at the pool after daddys had them for awhile....

and in regards to the tits, it's only because one is slightly bigger than the other...

but I wont hold that against you.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kinda like that chick in the pink top in the pic huh...

12:42 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

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1:14 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

emma called me drunk on saturday.

she was suppose to leave the phone on so i could listen while she and her husband had sex but she didn't.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i shaved my balls lastnight. they are silky smooth.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i might be moving to baltimore.

thoughts?

1:16 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i've masturbated everyday for 5 days straight.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

where is bostick?

i miss him.

thoughts?

1:17 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i think i have a pimple on the inside of my nose. isn't that weird?

1:19 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i can't stop thinking about pussy.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

where the fuck is everyone?

1:19 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

ok...this is getting boring.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

spackler...OUT!

1:20 PM  
Blogger Helskel said...

yo carl!

I hate when E breaks her promises!

Baltimore...hmmmm, ever seen that cop show "Homocide: Life on the Streets"? That's all i know about Baltimore. That and Poe.

You masturbated everyday for 5 days straight. I don't get it. Is that more than usual or less?

Where is bostick? I miss V.
thoughts?

I have a pimple on my cock. Now isn't that weird?

I can't stop thinking about pussy either. go figure!

Where the fuck am I??

1:24 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

helskel,

how come everytime i'm chatting online with V you call?

there are definitely some shady parts of baltimore.

5 straight days is a little more than normal. how about you?

i get your cock checked out if you have a pimple on it.

what are you having for dinner tonight?

1:28 PM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

lol okay that is too funny... guess we determined Carl has the attention span of a five minute maximum. H, you should really get that checked, not weird but gross. Did you get Scum's aids again! Damn it I thought you knew to take the tylenol first!

1:31 PM  
Blogger Helskel said...

Carl,

I dunno. Dumb luck?

It depends how hot it is in the shade.

Five times in one day, a little more than normal. Not getting off every day? seriously??

My cock is a healer. Ask V.

Dinner.. hmmm, perhaps my left over casserole from last night...
after my usual 4-7 drinks.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I miss snorting an 8ball off of cock.

i could care less about broken promises.

Tell me one person that can keep every single one...

Im done with giving to everybody all the time ... for the day.

I guess that makes me some bitter, idiotic, defensive, non home-improvement thinking stereotype.

2:20 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Everything is cyclical.

2:20 PM  
Blogger Helskel said...

and a cute one too!

2:20 PM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Em I think Carl missed your masturbation daily log... he thinks once a day is a lot...

2:25 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

That old broad makes me horny and hungry for a steak at the same time.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Huneeb - I think I could beat my own record tomorrow, I came close today and I have to lay off due to blood tests.

And Carl if my husband had been fucking me I most likely would have called you....

but that didn't happen. sorry boss.

No shit, huh Bostick.... A nice rack of fat juicy ribs.

tthanks H!

2:39 PM  
Blogger Helskel said...

...just like a real woman.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

semantics rock by the way.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Helskel said...

semantics,

second only to sex.

2:40 PM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

En you need your own personal fluffer...

3:47 PM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Oh and can someone PLEASE post over this by tomorrow I can't look anymore; she's like roadkill you know it's going to be nasty and you shouldn't look but you do anyway...

3:48 PM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's still here!

2:03 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

:)

makes you want to pop it huh?

2:06 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I think you want to pop it.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I want to pop you and then Huneeb. I have enough hard on for both of you bitches.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Helskel said...

vanquish the bubble skinned monster!!!

2:31 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Bubble skinned monster?

shit I want some of what you've been smoking.

2:35 PM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

so you wanna pop me huh Ed? I think bubble skinned monster is funny.. how about balloned skin hide? You see that is not a friend standing next to her cause no friend would let their friend walk outta the house like that...

3:35 PM  

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