Back to the light.... the character's encore
What is left to say.. when this captures it all.. in every sense...... ...even for those who will misread it...
posted by Johnny Menace at 6:13 AM
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Wasted coloring book pages
- Midgets are freaks Part Deux
- Facing forward.... que the spotlights
- Midgets are freaks Part 1
- Shanes Question - Unplugged
- Straight forward..... for the moment
- Dude. Sorry for the drama but yeah..
- Dear Emma. Love, Shawn
- Welcome to Chimpland.... ode to shane
- What the fuck
- record breaker
26 Comments:
Ok... I've never heard that song, but it's one of the saddest I've ever heard.
You made me cry on Easter. Butthole.
(And I cried for my own personal reasons here at home... just so y'all know that.)
I'd like to add that I listen to this song only near a window.
you are the only "Emo" guy that I know... with that being said.. pull your shit together and wash off your eye makeup.. fuckin society nowadays
No shit. Jesus Johnny for fucks sake pull your head out of your ass already.
And what the fuck? How come every body else got an honest fucking answer from Johnny Menace except for me?
Still sore about that whole head band thing?
Fag.
I totally get it..
The guys from Radiohead are a bunch of whiny english pussyboys. Even the faggots from R.E.M. could totally whip their ass in a fist fight.
Fucking gay..
Besides, you're depressing Val and Biscuit there...
Let's change the channel, shall we?
Bostick post something incredibly offensive but work safe.
Quick before I go all melty queer on you.
you've always been melty queer - hence the headband
fuckin hilarious about the REM guys though.. Noel Gallagher could kick all their asses though
why the hell do chicks luv to be depressed? "make me cry.. i luv it".. odd creatures.. this is why i don't cuddle after sex.. keeps 'em moody and wanting
Mesh - You're a thpecial kind of guy... so thpecial.
I talk in my sleep, so I'd most likely kick you out anyway.
you sleep? seriously? with all that ADD?
and I know i'm thpecial.. i just have to regulate it or it overwhelms people
I do. But I have to take pills.
Well thats fantastic that this is your diluted thpecialness.
I would hate to have to up the strength of my prescriptions.
what does "Emo" mean?
Emo - A depressed queer that doesn't know he is queer yet and likes to look at mens health and fitness magazines while listening to whiny fag music.
You know Carl, I like to play "tickle me emo".
It's similar to "Tickle me Elmo" only we wear really dark eye make up and cry about our existence.
My oldest son is Emo right now. He makes me want to shoot myself sometimes.
when the time is right i may unleash the full girth of my thspecialness... but not till i think everyone is capable.. my patience is amazing i tell ya
emo's, pillheads, queers, rednecks... phenomenal place to hang out.. good people watching
And yes what bostick said is a fact.
Only he's looking at Game guides and playing with his wii while listening to queer fag music.
E - The Melt looks fucking awesome. Good job.
Mesh - You better add a category because I fall under none of those.
Emo
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
"When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!"
sorry Shawn.. I left out 'defensive confused bi-guy'... my fault man!!!!
so sensitive that Shawn guy.. jeezus
Yep. That describes my son to a T... but, I'm not going to reaffirm the whole small penis thing there.
I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that.
Shawn - Thank you!!
The rest of the site is going live this weekend.
i fucking hope.
there's another layer to all this? another site? no way...
ugh... how much do i have to read to get caught up and up to speed with the group?
No need to catch up on that site Mesh. It's nothing like here, you'd be disinterested.
Stick with the retards and pill poppers.
I made a new post that pretty much sucks but Shane wanted something disturbing so have at it.
i read mens health...does that make me Emo?
i think its a good magazine.
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