Shanes Question - Unplugged
I received an email yesterday from Shane. He has a question for Johnny Menace but didn't know how to properly ask it - and by properly I mean in correct english.
I asked Shane to email it to me so I could make corrections for him and then he could send it. This is the email Shane sent to me... He didn't want me to show anybody, but, I felt like maybe if we knew what a sensitive guy Scumbag was - we would understand his anger issue a little better.
Sorry Shane, I hope you can forgive me. Menace, there's really no need to post Scumbags question now. In fact, keep the answer as private as possible as well. I've been throwing up in my mouth all morning.
Johnny -
I hop you will anser this emale. I hav wated for the oportunitie to finallee explane what hapend so long agoh. You dont unterstan that I had to brek it off the ol ladee was geyting nervus about thins.
My qestion is... Dos this song stil reminde you of the time we spent twogethere? I heer it and my hert goes all silly. Just want to knowe if you still kare.
Mix you forevere Johnny.
Shane
Let's all give it up for Shane people. *claps* Takes a real man to email a man about being in love with a man I guess. He gets MAD props.
I asked Shane to email it to me so I could make corrections for him and then he could send it. This is the email Shane sent to me... He didn't want me to show anybody, but, I felt like maybe if we knew what a sensitive guy Scumbag was - we would understand his anger issue a little better.
Sorry Shane, I hope you can forgive me. Menace, there's really no need to post Scumbags question now. In fact, keep the answer as private as possible as well. I've been throwing up in my mouth all morning.
Johnny -
I hop you will anser this emale. I hav wated for the oportunitie to finallee explane what hapend so long agoh. You dont unterstan that I had to brek it off the ol ladee was geyting nervus about thins.
My qestion is... Dos this song stil reminde you of the time we spent twogethere? I heer it and my hert goes all silly. Just want to knowe if you still kare.
Mix you forevere Johnny.
Shane
Let's all give it up for Shane people. *claps* Takes a real man to email a man about being in love with a man I guess. He gets MAD props.
posted by Editor Shawn at 7:39 AM
48 Comments:
no offense, but that was fucking stupid.
Agreed. You could have done soo much better!
Somebody post something funny
why don't you write about how you're gonna beat me in the fishin' derby? that always makes me laugh.
that fuckin song rocks! and i'm glad that person of asian descent gave it the proper representation
someone light some candles and let me snuggle with them under the hotel covers *sigh*
fuck that guy stole all my fuckin moves also.. the orangutan arm swing is soooo mine.. bastard..
Shawn.. that post is weak..
Mesh - I'll snuggle with you under the hotel covers! They aren't clean, are they? They smell so much better after they're broken in...
and damn them for making the headboards part of the wall, I can't grab on to that shit.
Scumbag - I will beat your ass in the derby bitch.
Day one - Mothers Day weekend I will skunk you. I get to go to Scootney and play in the spawning beds...
wit' ma lizards. Now let's remember how lovely those big mouths were now can we?
when is mother's day?
i'm gonna be so far ahead of yer silly ass by then it won't even be funny. you'll probably cry.
cunt.
bass fishin' is for sucks.
lizards are for sucks.
scootney is fer sucks.
where'd ya go you cottonheaded ninny muggin!?
I was waiting for your tourettes moment to be over.
cock smoking faggot.
Ok. That video made me ill.
But I would vote for that Asian douchebag over Sanjaya any day.
And I'm with you Em... I hate built in headboards too. Check on that with our room, would ya babe??
*bites
what i hate is when i try to prop myself up over the chick on those headboards and my fingernail gets stuck in that lil gap between the bad fabric of the headboard and the wall and then my fingernail gets ripped off right during a 'pull it out all the way' backstroke.. fucks up my momentum, forces a change of position and then the chick also ends up having to get me a bandaid while i sit there with a throbbing dick... yes it's a very upsetting moemnt to me
someone teach me how to fish - i get the whole pole, reel, bait thing.. but fuck if i can't wade the river and go somewhere it gets boring as hell sitting there
Val - Yes, the headboard is not attached. I have been to this particular place and can promise that nothing is bolted down.
Nothing.
Mesh - You already know how to fish.... Yes, you do.
Wait, you didn't mention anything about the foot slippage issue on those hotel carpets. I thought that would be the first thing you would complain about.
ahh.. hotel carpets and beds that are too low.. what in the fuck is up with that!!?!
so annoying to be denied the ability to stand beside the bed and fuck, instead you have to move to the couch or throw her on a desk
fuckin seriously - hotel designers must realize that the primary use for a hotel room is to fuck like, well a lot. why not just put velcro handles everywhere in the room, removable like so when the teens and church groups arrive they can just use them to hang up their jumpers and socks
'bout fishing - i don't know what bait to use to catch what! swear! i do like the idea of fishing off a kayak though... and thanks, here i thought you'd at least teach me so I can be Scum's fishing partner.. ya know.. fondle his nipples while he wiggles my worm
shake it like a polaroid picture
I love that song. Reminds me of this time that I knew this guy that lost his voice.... and I had to go order the drinks...
yes, shake it.
Hotel rooms with velcro. That's an incredible idea. I say that we should go ahead and patent that. You invest and I'll design.
Okay well do you want to fish in freshwater? I bet you look hot in hipwaiters.
how many friggin guys you have rolling around in your mind at once? no wait.. don't answer that question - Shawn will get all pissy if you do
Invest? hell no.. i'm just there to show the practicality of the design when private entrepeneurs think about investing cash.
freshwater.. sure.. it's a start.. what the hell is up with that thing called "a popper".. oh I have watched some Ted Nance (?), guy that wears a Tennesse hat all the time, on cable.. but all i learned from him was how to catch a snake or a tree and fall outta a boat
You're right mesh. You suck at fishing.
Fuck.
fuck all of you.
Just recast and try again... that's all it takes is a little finesse and understanding of the animal you are trying to catch.
Think like the fish mesh... Be one with the fish.
Carl - you can kindly go fuck yourself as well.
i want to think like the pussy...be one with the pussy.
I think a big part of you already is....
emma,
would you be upset if i were to bite your labia while giving you oral?
Carl,
would you be upset if I took a jackhammer to the side of your head?
yes, i would be upset.
can you please answer my question?
i think that means she'd like it Carl.
i do think like the fish! maybe that's the problem - i'm to shy, to withdrawn, to busy swimming in my own poop to attack the fish
is there a phone number for fishing assistance?
Mesh - In fact there is. One moment, I'm in the process of lighting my sleeve on fire.
Carl - If you bite my labia, you better make sure you draw blood or I'm going to pissed.
i have tomorrow off. i think i'm going to watch the Masters with some friends and do some day drinking.
then i'm going to fuck the Real Doll i had made that looks just like johnny menace.
Aha... you're a banker.
Good job giving that one up Carl. Good, fuck it once for me too.
actually...i'm not a banker but my profession is tied to the financial markets.
on a side note, i want to shove a banana in your ass and eat it.
i haven't heard aggression like that from emma since...........
carl, you may wanna be careful!
i'm not scared of emma.
i'll bitch slap anybody.
i need to think of a good question for johnny menace.
thoughts?
does anyone else enjoy pent up sexual frustration betweeen coworkers more than me? it fuckin rocks when ppl sit there and tease the fuck outta each other with subtle stretches and looks.. that and crotchless pants help
aggression - the cornerstone to grudge fucking
what's the number!?! i lost the old one.. and really.. you can get laser on your arm hairs no need to burn them off along with your sleeve
no idea on the menace question.. i'm still trying to figure out the 'pairs' in here let alone know what to ask someone
lost the old one?
hmmmmmm................
i'm gonna go beat off and then have a cigarette.
oh btw, some dipshit drowned in the kansas river a coupla weeks ago trying to fish out of a kayak.
HOLA! You bunch of dirty spics!
kayak's are for faggots and girls.
how the hell do you drown while fishing in a boat?!
you're in a FUCKIN BOAT! kansas people are stupid
There is no water in kansas! haha
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