Straight forward..... for the moment
After some heavy thought... and with these past few posts... i think its time i take a step into the light for everyone... and resolve any unanswered questions that have been lingering...You can each email me one question that i will answer honestly and directly... Now to be fair to everyone.. i will warn you now.. when you email your question like for example *coughsshane
Dear Menace,
Are you a fag?
don't make it tempting for me twist it into something like.. "no i'm not a cigeratte".. ... or like... carl when you ask me
Dear Mr. Menace,
Do you love me enough to let me stalk you?
again tempting to twist that... need to eleborate... feel free to write a paragraph if you need to explain your question... lets be detailed on these questions if you can.. so i know what it is i need to answer for you... i will post your questions so everyone can see what you ask.. and in return i will ask you one question that you must answer honest and directly for everyone to read
I will email your answers back after i post the questions on friday.... All i ask is you cannot share my answers to your questions with anyone else... and no address to mail me stuff questions or phone # type questions... *coughscarl ... and i won't ask you the same thing...
nothing where carl can stalk us.. with his pig cock..
I'll give you all until thursday midnight to get those questions in... so i can post them on friday...
And to give everyone a freebie... yes this is my favorite mexican MTV video..
posted by Johnny Menace at 8:39 AM
85 Comments:
finally i can ask him if he's a fag and he'll have to answer honestly......
and i can ask you something i'd like to get an answer about...
i thought you ask me to post all the emails between me and shawn... in case you thought he was cheating on you...
fag.
That's fantastic Menace. I can't wait to think of a question!
Bostick - I am sorry to hear about the tragedy on your block.... My heart goes out to the irresponsible parent NOT watching the child.
i'm going to ask menace if i can butt fuck him.
thoughts?
your still asking because no one has said yes yet...
what about your other half carl?
I just took the perfect crap.
bo did you take my advice and contact UPS ... tell them you gather up the neighbors for when they get sued for a little something extra...
is there ever any peace and calm in your life since you have so many fuckin questions?
by the way .. that video is fuckin phenomenal
You think I should Johnny?
Maybe I can make some extra loot out of this.
honestly if that mom is sueing... you damn right UPS would be glad to hear from you...
murshy - you have to email that... if that's the one you want answered..
i luv capitalism.. and high priced lawyers - there's at least a down payment for the Honda Minivan you always wanted Bo if UPS does come knocking
that should have been a statement, it's too obvious of a question
i think they blew their entire budget for that video... even had to trade the donkey for the camera...
bostick,
what made your crap perfect?
possum..
So many questions and answers today....
Mr. Menace you must feel like trying the "giving" sociopath side of the coin.
Welcome to my world. Now, what to ask a menace I wonder....
really.. i think i can make amends here... no dodging on this one.. no vague answers.. no elusive philosophical answers..... shit... maybe even no typos...
if i go back on my word... then you guys can boot me.. ignore me.. and i'll leave...
and your gonna post the answers?
the answers will be emailed back to you... i'm only posting the questions on friday..
and yes shane.. even old White trash and wedding party memebers may ask...
This whole thing just really kind of makes my dick hard.
aim carefully shawn you only get one shot...
I hope it makes it down your throat.
If not, it can go down mine! Sorry I missed that meeting this morning shawn but I don't work for you anymore!!!
I know, it fucking sucks. We need you so badly over here it's not cool.
Think you could volunteer? At least bring back the keys to the building so I don't have to relock and reassign.
i seriously hate it when ppl change the locks on me without warning.. very upsetting
or their phone number..
or email address...
or move outta the country...
*sigh*.. sociopath's are just so misunderstood
I usually keep the keys like a souvenir.... when I've ...
volunteer?
*checks info
Yeah no shit, huh Mesh? Funny how that is...
Well can you let me know ASAP, I emailed you about it. Two top spots I need help with.
Call me later about this question thing, I want to run a few by you first.
emma,
the boat has been rented for sunday 8/5.
there is going to be plenty of food and beverages.
please plan on attending and wearing a revealing bikini.
also, bring some X pills.
i had Chik Fil A for lunch.
my stomach hurts.
i think i might have to poop.
Carl,
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay... how many?
ya know.. usually the phone number stays the same for a while.. at least for a couple phone calls where you get to say "hey it was all your fault not mine!"
ya know.. for a second there i almost volunteered to help Shawn out also.. but then i got seriously scared of him makin me hold his fucked up nipples
with your mouth maybe.
hope you like hair in your mouth mursh
*mental note to not give Shawn visuals of my delicate mouth wrapped around his nair'd chest*
sorry bout that shawn, aka lil fella.. didn't mean to get you all excited about me
Mesh, I don't understand why you have such issues with Shawn's nipples... I kinda miss seeing them.
:*(
Menace -
Check your mail... I sent my question off to you and I'm sincerely hoping you're going to answer it honestly, as you promised. Cuz I'm sure it's something all of us would love to know the answer to.
And please, when you respond to me - do your best to use "your" and "you're" properly... or not at all.
Thank you for your time,
Curious V.
xx
i want to bite valyna's nipples.
curing the v... thanks for sending in you... yourr.r.... you'r......
i got the email ... that is a good question.. a great one to pop my cherry on...
Val - they freak me out.. it's my issue.. kinda like the same issue i have of wanting to bite your bottom lip *shrug*.. these are the things i live with daily
Thanx Carl :)
And sorry for bailing on you again last night. I'm really not trying to make a habit of that. I guess I'm just a continuous disappointment to people.
xx
Mesh - I understand things that freak us out... we all have our issues to deal with, that's for sure.
With me, I'd love to spend commercial breaks during American Idol licking and nibbling on Shawn's nipples... but you'd never catch me sucking the toes of a clown that's playing with a ventriloquist dummy.
So yeah. I get it. And feel free to bite. That will never be an issue.
you are still #1 in my book valyna.
will you be watching American Idol or Friday Night Lights this evening?
ps- i'm horny
Now that you said FNL, I'm horny too because I'm just thinking of Riggins.... Fucking oof...
Mr Valyna
I'll be watching AI tonight. I actually have a couple episodes of FNL to catch up on the Tivo - - I'm a bit behind :(
You are not a disappointment to me.
I am not watching tv tonight because I am a loser.
Thank you for your time.
your welcome.
*you're
no wait...........
*yer
I <3 Scummy
and
I (*insert many delicious options here) Emma
someone needs to punch these douchebags in the cunt:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/us_nm/usa_flag_burning_dc
also whatever *insert favorite ethnic minority* did this:
http://www.kctv5.com/Global/story.asp?S=6323510
shane that would be swahil... saw..hili.. hill.. sahil....
mexicans?
johnny,
how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?
Beer is kinda good.
151 is Emma fun.
151 is flammable as hell.
snorting massive amounts of cocaine then going fag bashing is tons of fun.
I'm really horny right now and in need of a good fucking.
It can be either anal or vaginal. Or, if you prefer you may fuck my face...
Really, it makes no difference to me as long as I hear the sexual grunt of my partner right before he cums in my ass, or pussy, or mouth.
because just hearing that and knowing I caused it is enough to sedate me for at least 4 hours.
thoughts?
151 is in fact flammable, you are right Bostick... but in the same instance.. so are the clothes you are wearing.
My favorite? Is to sit at my fire pit and burp into the fire....
My favorite is to light fires and let them get out of control. Just kidding.
I really really really do like fire though.
Is there fire porn for pyros?
I just thought of a really good idea..
emma,
i'll gladly stick in your mouth, vagina and ass.
Pyros don't need porn as long as they have something to light.
so no, no pyro porn. But there was Porno for Pyros... and they thought we'd all make great pets.
Carl,
All at the same time? Well aren't I a lucky girl.
actually...
i was thinking in the following order:
mouth
vagina
anus
shawn - got your question... that was fucking quick.. if anything i thought you would take your time... great question though.. long descriptive.. no squirming room.. i'll have your answer for you after i post the questions on friday...
carl - if that's your question you'll have to email me...
kinda like
breakfast
lunch
dinner
if your that hungry..
wait, you're posting our questions?
Okay I will have to recall my email.
No, I want to see what Emma asked you. Don't let her recall it.
*pouts
Fine fuck face but none of you retard lovers better laugh at me!
God damnit its a good straight forward question! I'm just a little embarrassed to share it with all of you Neanderthals.
:(
awwwww... p-p-p-poooor Emmmaaaa....
johhhnny wahhhnnyy do you wike me?!?!?!?
awwwww...... How long has it been since you wrote one of those?
Johnny is my little rose of Texas.
because you like to the way my petals feel across your face.. or because of my thorns..
*Every rooooose has it's thorn....
Just like eveeeery night has it's dawnnnnnn...
damn it.
where is everybody?
it's just after midnight here... i'm drunk and bored and wired... and i've had to resort to chatting with bostick on gmail. y'all suck for having lives and going to bed and shit.
*bends over
*shows you where to bite...
I heart you val. I booked our hotel here... do you like wine?
music for the day:
smashing pumpkins - somethin from Siamese Dream (remember when they were Zwan?)
that fuckin annoying Mika song "Grace Kelly" - for some reason I think it's Shawn's anthem
repetitively watching that Gypsy Kings video
Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do like wine... but I'm a pussy about it - I only like the pink stuff. I'm more of a beer girl... and body shots ;)
Mesh... I'm having a hard time getting into the Mika song. The dude sounds too much like George Michael to me. Which is annoying. Then again, I guess it could be him - it's not like I am following his career so I don't have a clue what he's doing now.
I'm totally loving the Fratellis "Flat Head" song right now. And the video is hot. I'm going to add it to my blog today, I love it THAT much.
xx
hey thanks for posting my video!
Post a Comment
<< Home