Just for you Biscuit
I was going to save this for her birthday, but a couple of these pictures just couldn't wait. So I decided to give her a little premonition of what's to come on May 5th, 2007. I hope you're ready Emma - It's gonna be a little like this:
Four reasons why I love Everything Nice
- by her friend Shawn-
1. Seeing the obvious in the littlest things.
2. Eating.
3. Definite nature lover.
(5). But most of all I love my bestest friend because... She likes to sit in the bathtub and lick the bubbles off of her nipples.
This short message has been brought to you by the Letter E.
Thank you for your time.
posted by Editor Shawn at 6:20 PM
87 Comments:
LMAO you asshole!
Can you take the tree one down, that's kind of embarrassing....
The Russian judge gave you a 9.5 out of 10. He felt you were under-performing on your tongue curvature.
Now if only I could get my teeth to it... hmmm.
In my defense, that was great honey mustard!!
You make me so proud.
You are my hero.
Thank you for always leaning into the camera.
What the hell would you do without me... That's the real question here :)
ass.
:)
just enough redneck in her to make her interesting to talk to huh
You think that's bad you should see her when she's been drinking.
Val- You still thinking of making a trip up here? lol!
see... that's just not good.. bad table manners, pisses outside and can't stop giggling at her nipples... and she's sober for this shit?
Yes.
Dude it's like she's on 24/7 insta Prozac with a Horny Goat Weed chaser, my god.
Then you barrel her with happy juice and you can't take her anywhere.
So what happens on my birthday then, some kind of "This is your life" game?
Are you going to make us a collage Shawn? I know your love of paste, are you just looking for a reason to buy some?
i was hooked on 'horny goat weed' for a while there.. so I can excuse that.. but the Prozac is bullshit.. accept the bi-polar, don't fight it.
wtf.. Shawn is into scrapbooking with the milf's on Tuesdays?
I could only WISH to be bi-polar... I think everybody should have another personality to blame stupid shit on.
Holy fucking shit, some body get that shit put on a t-shirt.
scat fetish? wtf.
Well, yes.. you are female so you are born bi-polar.. good point. My apologies for under estimating your ability to have at least 4 or 5 "inner friends" to blame shit on.
You said scat, not me.
If I had inner friends, my fantasies would be so much more interesting.
Say, I think we need a top 10 reasons TO be bi polar up here.
Shawn, get started on that and invite Trish for dictation needs.
I know i said scat.. had no idea you'd lock onto it like you did though.. sick bichick
You'd have to wait until after 5 p.m. to talk to my other personality about the top 10.
Who's Trish? is she fuckable? or is that shawn's feminine personality?
Trish would be Shawns real doll. He bought her about a year ago for $7400.00 and now she sits in a storage facility....
She's fuckable, and I must say she's available... I think Shawn is going to put her up on on ebay.
paid $7400 for a piece of synthetic fuck hole? (wait multiple fuck holes i would imagine)..
i've heard of boats going to storage, cars, RV's.. but a fuck doll I'd think I'd at least keep in the attic or basement for emergency purposes.. having to drive to the storage place to pick her up ... well that's just plain mean to Trish and to the security guard working the storage site.
I think that top ten suits you more than it does me.
How about you just make little notes to yourself througout the day and BOOM there you go.
Poor Trish. I hope she's alright in that body bag. I'm unsure whether I could sell her.
She was the perfect woman. Totally worth the money I paid.
HAHA Now the little woman won't let you keep her in the house :)!
She loved me and I loved her - fuck yeah I busted all three holes wide open..
Poor slut. Maybe it's for the best she's away. I keep telling myself that the wife is good for a bust open... but she complains that it hurts.
Trish never complained.
My vote goes for you're a sick fucker Shawn. Poor Jen....
When you bathed her, did you brush her teeth too?
Jen is just jealous. What she doesn't realize is that I'm too much man for one woman.
She should be happy to bring Trish in as a wing man, or uh woman.
I did brush her. Can't be kissing a week old cum shot now can I?
.......
what?
What!?!?!
he kissed the doll... wow.
See - I swear you ppl's level of perversion usurps mine. To be honest I'm not that envious of it either. But fuck he did pay $7400 for it so he may as well kiss it.
Hell I barely kiss a chick after I've spent $40 on dinner.. hmm correlation: money spent = level of lip contact.. interesting.
Can we loop back around to sick fucker?
And absolutely expected Mesh. We all knew you had it in you.
Do appetizers count?
Shawn I am more disturbed by you everyday.
...and scared for Jen...ha
"sick fucker" says the chick licking mustard off her nipples while someone snaps photos.. k.. right.. uh huh... poor Shawn.
Appetizers count.. as long as the total bill ends up around $40 or so.
Mesh what is your expectation on a $200.00 dollar meal?
is she paying or am I?.. that's funny.. of course she's paying.
K for $200 she gets me to be basically arm candy and I'll converse quietly to keep her entertained. I'll behave well in public and then expect her to at least take some lead once we hit the elevators. I'll fetch drinks and hold doors and compliment her ass no matter how tight the jeans are and the blatant camel toe. For $200 I'll even throw in the fact that I'll wear dress shoes but no underwear. I hate "wow'in" women with underwear unless it's $250 spent.
cheap bastard.
BULLSHIT!
All of it.
ahh.. see.. the luv from you ladies.. it's like a bright ray of sunshine on my soul
Im glad that I could serve to make you feel special Mesh.
emma, what were you up to with that "NorthWest tickler"?
cross pollinating with the tree life?
Indeed. And that limb was fairly entertaining in oh so many ways :)
What's wrong with a little firry luv?
"it's the needle and the damage done, a little bit of it in everyone..."
:)
Don't get sappy Helskel.... lol.
I'm not the one pining away!
...or, not fucking the forest for the trees...?
...or, searchin' for the REAL wood...?
...or, has an ugly splinter fetish...?
helskel is a forest ranger isn't he... GET OUTTA THE FIRETOWER HELSKEL!!!
HEHE, takes hug a tree to the next level huh? (En I think that is my favorite picture outta all of them)
;)
mesh, please do not reveal my secret identity on the INTERNETSSSS.
it pretty much blows my cover.
sheeeesh.
I like to think of you with one of those little brown hats and perhaps a smokey the bear pin.
Remember that song?
All the intellectuals do...
Smokey the Bear
Smokey the Bear
Howling and a Growlin
and a sniffin the air...
He can stop a fire
before it starts to flame.
Thats why we call him Smokey
and that's how he got his name.
Thank you, I'll be here til' thursday - try the veal.
damn E.
I used to think you were cool.
oh. my bad.
I guess I wont sing dan the lavatory man or....
the backwards and drunk alphabet song....
or..
my charming rendition of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.
cartoons are ok though...
I'm a fucking superstar people.
Bow down to the master!
Why? What did you do now?
I did something special for you.
Do the backwards ABCs for me and I'll email you what I did.
Oh shit, no way.
I'm not completely sure I even want to know at this point.
but I'll sing it for you.
Call me. I'm a lonely bitch right now and I could use a good chuckle.
OK. but you have to roll the r-r-r-r-r-r-r's like you did all those other times or it doesn't count!
Does it really matter anymore? My only purpose is to serve and protect.
Serve you and protect my reputation.
Are you calling?
Hell yes it matters.
What reputation?
OKOK calling!!! christ!
*innocent bystander
*not so innocent bystander
*turns toward the guilty bystander... look her up and down.
"hey, you like apples?"
Why yes! I do like apples :)
really?
then let's fuck!
*bounce bounce bounce
*watches
*holds camera
*snaps picture
*smokes
*looks over EN's shoulder, snatches smoke from her mouth, grabs the camera.
Oh.. hallo shawn, you were lurking....
Yep. Always looking for the perfect time to pop in (so to speak), I figure watching them should get you more ready than a ready bake oven so it's all good.
Let me snap some pictures, I think you're doing it wrong. On second thought, go climb between them and let's make this interesting.
mo' ready?
Something is really wrong with you.
.
.
.
.
Get your own fucking camera or I'll light your balls up with my cigarette.
Light up my balls with that cigarette and I'll staple your pussy lips together!
The camera is mine!
Staple my pussy lips together and I'll hammer your asshole with five coffee cans duct taped together and welded with a motorized "hammar" on the receiving end.
Hammar my asshole with that contraption and I'll give your sybian away as a 'toss in' for the highest bidder for Trish on EBAY.
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Do I at least get the banana split though?
No.
And get your own fucking camera or I'll light your balls up with my cigarette.
Ok fine! But take back that exploratory school girls comment because I really don't need people reading that specifically.
I LOVE EXPLORATORY CLASSMATES!
I LOVE EXPLORATORY CLASSMATES!
you all are scary.
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