Deep Thoughts With Carl...
sometimes life kicks you in the balls and you get frustrated and depressed.... and all you want to do is get an 8-ball, some E bombs, a pizza and a case of beer and then lock yourself in a room for a weekend so you can try and make it go away. its times like this when i have to remind myself of a quote from J.R. Ewing from the legendary show Dallas. he once said "Don't ever let those bastards get you down." there is a lot of truth in that statement.
the humidty has been so bad here on the east coast that i have gotten sweat rings under my arms even when i'm inside!?!? WTF... i've put on copious amounts of powder and deodorant.
my trip to seattle can't come soon enough...
:(
the humidty has been so bad here on the east coast that i have gotten sweat rings under my arms even when i'm inside!?!? WTF... i've put on copious amounts of powder and deodorant.
my trip to seattle can't come soon enough...
:(
posted by Carl Spackler at 10:32 AM
19 Comments:
Jack Handy will be suing you soon
i want someone other than me to jack me off.
you keep whining like that and the best you'll get is free drinks at the Regal Beagle with Mrs. Roper.
I just shucked my oyster.
is that your way of bragging that you can suck your own cock?...
yeah
*tying a noose*
Bo you can suck your own dick?
*back to tying*
how the hell did a visual of oyster shucking make Johnny think Bo sucks his own dick? I really don't see the parallel...
Spittles! you can tie!!! ditzy i'm so proud of you!
have you been Georgia?... don't you know what shucking and oysters stand for?
:) I wish somebody would suck my dick.
and what's with the noose?
is bostick black?
can you 'become hermaphrodite'? is this something doctors in India have been working on? EN you the test sample?
Seems so Mesh.
Seattle will be happy to have you Carl. I can't guarantee anybody here will jack you off but I can take care of your beer and e-bomb issue.
emma,
you are the wind beneath my wings. i can't wait to cuddle with you before sticking my finger in your ass.
Mesh,
don't be surprised if some random dude comes up behind you, cuts your throat and pulls your tongue throw the opening.
this sort of procdure is commonly referred to as a "Columbian Necktie." i read about it in a fantastic book called "Killing Pablo". its about Pablo Escobar and all the crazy shit he did before getting shot.
Pablo Escobar was a pussy.
And a dirty beaner.
No worries carl. just let me know if i need to pick you up like a six-pack at the airport.
also,
drugs and alcohol are really the only things holding me together besides Elmers Glue and embalming fluid so no worries on the drugs.
its the least i can do for humanity.
In fact I just took my morphine with a jack daniels chaser and I am about to smoke a joint.
Not to mention the sleeping pills I downed with my wine.
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