Happy Friday Homo's!
So, I was sitting here thinking.
I got laid every way to Tuesday last night and I tell ya - the afterglow is fucking phenomenal. Even better? The dinner we cooked together (which was top-fucking-notch), and the two bottles of wine, and conversation just before we tore each others clothes off delved into how much of a 'top' he is and always needs to have control..... and, well...
ok
anybody that knows me...
knows that... well.... ok I really can't just NOT.....
Anyway, so I'm sitting here thinking about the fact that it's Friday the 13th and everybody will be on edge about shit. Further, everybody knows that people get a little silly on this day about superstitions and what not.
So you already know you're going to hear "Oh, it's Friday the 13th" all fucking day... and you'll want to stick electrodes in your ear canals and stand in a puddle of piss and water by the end of the day because of it...
so... because I am in such a fanfucktingastic mood. Because I was given too so much that I want to give to others... I am going to share a piece of last Sundays photo shoot that were taken for an advertisement in a local alternative paper (for a local leathersmith)....
That and, I'm an attention whore.
Happy Friday the 13th... Now go cuff it.
I got laid every way to Tuesday last night and I tell ya - the afterglow is fucking phenomenal. Even better? The dinner we cooked together (which was top-fucking-notch), and the two bottles of wine, and conversation just before we tore each others clothes off delved into how much of a 'top' he is and always needs to have control..... and, well...
ok
anybody that knows me...
knows that... well.... ok I really can't just NOT.....
Anyway, so I'm sitting here thinking about the fact that it's Friday the 13th and everybody will be on edge about shit. Further, everybody knows that people get a little silly on this day about superstitions and what not.
So you already know you're going to hear "Oh, it's Friday the 13th" all fucking day... and you'll want to stick electrodes in your ear canals and stand in a puddle of piss and water by the end of the day because of it...
so... because I am in such a fanfucktingastic mood. Because I was given too so much that I want to give to others... I am going to share a piece of last Sundays photo shoot that were taken for an advertisement in a local alternative paper (for a local leathersmith)....
That and, I'm an attention whore.
Happy Friday the 13th... Now go cuff it.
posted by Everything Nice at 6:31 AM
65 Comments:
restrain that woman
please?
i refuse to cuff it.. and I had no idea it was Friday the 13th. Thanks for the .. umm... heads up.
you can't just NOT... what?
fuck.
you have issues with compulsive fucking?.... well hell woman.. who doesn't!
Well there you have it! I pulled a hat-trick last night... and then on my way home I got pulled over for speeding!
"Mrs (unintelligable) have you had anything to drink tonight?"
"No. BUT I just got laid and it was fantastic so I'm a little giddy... how fast was I going?"
"76 in a 55... Well I can honestly say that's a new one for me!"
"Oops! Well, come to think of it me too!!!
So we laughed and he asked me for my insurance card and I didn't have it.
So then we laughed again and I told him I think I lost brain cells.
He agreed and told me to mind my speed.
heh. my speed :)
did she ticket you? I wouldn't have...that is fabulously honest :)
I didn't realize it was friday the 13th...
ok E,
now tell us what REALLY happened with the police officer.
Stealthsparkle - No, i didn't get ticketed... i was told to drive home safely and have a good night. I have found that honesty is the best policy with the law. They've heard just about everything so nothing is shocking!
H - I was so sore and tired from the events just earlier, I think the only way I could have worked my way out of that ticket would have been with lip service...
and I did have some evian handy... :)
I knew it! That is what happened when I was honest! They kind of get all shocked and tell you to be safe and go home, lol!
*watches the chicks bond over not-lying and how it actually works to their advantage*... ditzy fuckers
the word displease in your name makes me horny.
I don't see any salmon. I want salmon. Get me some fucking salmon. Hail satan.
Holy Crap!
Jesus Toast!
Is it true you can land butter side up through the power of divine will??
Mesh - you're such a people watcher. Seriously, you impress me. Now, lets talk locker room visuals.
Stealthsparkle :) - Cops are fun and on average a tad more crooked than we are. Which makes me feel safe no matter where I am.
Also, Jesus makes me horny. He also drives my hot rod.
I left you directions to your salmon - don't disappoint me! Hail Satan.
Jesus toast is the man, the man with a master plan. Now we just need to get him some hot ass.. .and apparently a pound of good salmon.
i've landed buttered side up with the help of divine intervention.
Speaking of interventions... Spittles - stop thinking.
I officially opt out of the raw fish smell contest taking place - good luck to Jesus.
up yours mesh...I come here to think less.
it is the damn short bus after all.
I wonder if Jesus still hooks up with Mary Magdalene :P
I think cop and I think handcuffs, bribes, guns, and fuck that really razzes me.
I need to go play with myself now.
I hope to get some of that badass sex too tonigt, en, Wine at the ready sugar!!
whores.
psycho baby, take notes.
Did daddy teach you to shoot a gun yet damnit? I need you.
OH.. thats right. psycho baby smells his own.
I'm sorry... her.
which is good. Early recognition and acceptance of these things is critical.
Like seeing black and white before colour.
Yes.
whoops... i spelled that canadian.
*going to get ready for work*
Have a fan fucking tastic weekend everyone!
up mine? rim job Spittles? if you could stay quiet and not talk to the voices in your head it may be a good time.
*swear I hear fishing line whirring*
tarts!
canadian, lmao...*checking schedule*
Hopefully before Christmas..hopefully.
*grin*
yes up yours with a cucumber wrapped in mesh.
I truly mean that in the nicest way possible.
This is fantastic
she's the grocery store produce stalker type huh... see taht just adds to the enigma that we could call your thought patterns.
but hey you've got a decent ass!! I mean everything I say in the nicest way possible.
EN - you've got lazy nipples
I do. maybe you should dip them in coffee, a little cream, some sugar in the navel and have at it....
hot coffee... hot black coffee.. just like i like my women.
figures.
I love that pic every time I see it :)
*bites
I'm needing to cuff it, but can't at my new job. Plus, I want Emma to assist me.
Val,
Why can't I be you? Then I could kiss me, kiss me, kiss me... We could howl like a couple of love cats after writing a letter to elise... Then I could sing me a lullaby and it would be just like heaven.
Its Friday you know, and I'm in love :)
Now doesnt that sound hot, hot, hot?
Oh Charlotte, sometimes you're such the caterpillar girl. Call me at 10:15 Saturday Night... I'll let you babble close to me as I strap you into the hanging garden and let you give it to me.
You're my icing sugar... so hot, hot, hot...
how beautiful you are...
I have been doing so much errand type bullshit today it isnt even funny.
HELLO EVERYONE!
I am going to stalk and kill a homeless person tonight!
Emma.... That is the sexiest photo of you that I have ever seen.. I am totally going to wack off to that.
Swear to fucking god.
Hail Satan.
Bostick is my homeslice.
Fashizzle.
Val, With you it is never enough :) I am thinking that after a Lovesong or two perhaps we should take a ride in the Mint car and drive to Cairo because, you know, there's a fire there.
Only, let's take a left on fascination street cause there's a good Catch there!
You and I are some sort of strange attraction. I promise I wont call the wrong number!
Bostick - If it gave you a raging hard-on than that's exactly what I was going for. You can thank the photographer that shot me...
Should I send you the laminated advertisement once it's printed for your collection?
Hail Satan!
Well I am off to fascination street with nothing but these pictures of you so let me hold it up just one more go; hold it in oh for just one more.
Hail Satan..I already cuffed it to this so I could relax before work..thanks en..so very very much.
dude,
I am not hailing satan
he's like... bad.
Jesus told us to.
Jesus was famous for his sandals.
Jesus had favorites you know.
Religion poisons everything.
satan is totally a great guy! why are you dogging him out? what did he ever do to you?
If jesus was alive today he would be wearing Crocks.
I am high as the bejesus belt.
and drinking a margarita.
Emma,
You're such the perfect girl, lets go to bed. Round and round and round I want to push into your ocean until I'm numb. Every seventeen seconds my wailing wall continues to burn, so I hope that a few hours after this I will have your cut against my bloodflowers. *sigh. Maybe someday.
kiss,
Birdmad Girl
I like margarita, she's kind of a whore but what the fuck.
I love satan, he's my regular saturday night thing.
I woul never dog out a guy unless he has tit implants like those Thai fags.
what about if he had tits on his back?
That would be great because I could rest the ash tray between them!
Val,
I am High. And, in the same deep water as you. Do not get homesick, but pray for rain instead and we will have our last dance to a Plainsong.
There will be three imaginary boys watching...
But I doubt there will be other voices during this holy hour.
Have faith my love. You are the Perfect Girl and forever will I be left to shiver and shake for a thousand hours!
;)
hot damn! this is torture! All I want is you One more time!
that's hot.
So that's a no on me holding your beer on the small of my back Bostick?
I guess I'll have to let shawn do it.
Shawn installed a cup holder into the back of his real doll. He used a 4" hole saw and one of those window cup holders from Autozone.
fucking fag. Oh, and? Thanks for saying hello bonerface!
No No.. .actually he just straps his fanny pack on her.. that way he can put his keys in there too... and a disposable camera.. the water proof kind.
just wanted to point out..
"psycho baby, take notes.
Did daddy teach you to shoot a gun yet damnit? I need you."
was said... so the next time you hear about babies being snatched from hospitals.. well.. we all know where to look...
hmmmm that picture... so tangible...
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