Menacing advice........ violated and rejected
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posted by Johnny Menace at 8:42 AM
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obviously not a christian...
he's a shitty magician. And he likes circus midgets... wait.. think C. Diaz does 3somes with the freaks from CircusCircus now? she's a crazy bitch... I dig her and her underoo's.
There's nothing wrong with offering up a suicide.
If you think you feel rejected and violated now, wait til I get a hold of you!
which comes first...
and does that mean i shouldn't bring a red leather leash?
Johnny - No, bring that... and a chew toy.
who comes first..
come on now... no one else has the visual of Diaz in her underoo's shakin her ass?!?! jeezus people
I don't do Diaz well... give me the shakes
don't look at her face!!! come on now you know the drill
the drill.
HOT!
EN - a new one... because i can't find the one we got back in March..
murshy - diaz shakes her ass in underoos in almost every fucking movie... and it makes me think about her getting paid 10 mil or so to do that.... jeezus murshy...
Wow. I can't even remember what we did with that one back in March.
... I say this time we crank it up a notch since I have no curfew or responsibilities.
free bird and all...
free... to do what you want... any ole time...
someones back in the dating pool..
hmmmm
Indeed. I hope its not the pheremones that tipped you off Johnny, I know how you are with aroma.
hmmmm.....
you know how i am... and what if i told you i just got threw working in the yard..?
I would say that you saying that is the next best thing to waking up next to you in the morning.
did murshy just say
"the drill"
"HOT!"
.... murshy what's happening to you.. do we need to go find elle and put her under you so she can open her mouth and wait for your ball sweat to drip down to remind you how cool you use to be....
Uh, for the smell factor that is...
.... hmmm
EN- well you should remember you took a picture... why don't you share it with everyone..
hmmm it gets so messy when you and i tangle... doesn't it
Johnny - first, (the picture) I didn't think we would feel comfortable with posting, after all... remember all the giggling we did about the "this is not a porn blog" like scumbag used to say?
also, yes almost a little too messy...
*looks around
i don't see shane... anyone else?
and you certainly took enough non-porn ones.. what was it you said... "i need some to play with on my photoshop.. stand still"
which is why we had to clean the sheets everyday...
True... true... I don't see Shane. In fact, I don't see anything here but you and I... time and opportunity.
So being that I am so readily available to and for you I say carpe diem.
(and i miss the hell out of that blanket its a good thing we blessed it.)
well you would need to bless the blanket after the unholy things we did on it and to it...
*looks around
your right... i don't really see anyone standing in our way.. you do realize they are all watching in the shadows....
carpe diem... so you want it in latin this time
If you start with the latin Johnny there's no turning back and we already both know we're going to hell.
So bring out your fire and brimstone... I'll ante up with the devil for a short time.
well i had been working on my bastard french.... you should here it sometime...
and where would you like it brought... probably to a place you want to heat up...
and i was thinking.. getting to here everyone else tell me how they get to talk to you on gchat... and yet i don't... hmmmm...
What makes you think everybody else gets to gchat with me but you?
For that matter, Johnny, what makes you think I gchat at all these days?
Bastard French
.... are you, going to, sing that, little... song to me? You know... that.
well that..
well when Bo, Shawn, ect constinly ask me if i'm talking to you.. but they are.. In fact i really didn't even think about it until Shawn pointed it out.... so really it was kinda like his blessing ... and you know how you like blessings...
you might not gchat.. but i'm sure i could find you a reason..
Je'me suis marillie? the one i sang in your ear or to your pussy? De'lanse a paille?
the.one.you.sang.to.my.pussy.
my ear may have heard you but my pussy is always the best listener.
christ.
So, I guess I should thank Shawn? Or Bo? Or both? Or should I just thank you for them?
... true your pussy is always there if i need to let some steam off.. sing a bastard french song.. or fuck
christ. ahem.
i think a thank you e-mail would do for both of them..
now... when is that webcam going back up?
Well, considering the last time I made it available I was so fired up....
I really need to keep THIS job.
but. that depends on who you're asking Johnny, you know... me? or my pussy....?
Or perhaps you should ask Shawn or Bo.
perhaps... i should write a post and we can all put it to vote?
ok... well i promise no more talking on the phone in that way (the one where you beg me to stop talking like that) while your at work and the webcam is on...
funny you should ask who i'm asking... because when you think about it.. when your not in Dallas.. then how is my cock suppose to see your pussy so they can talk... really... impossible w/o the webcam.....
*copies that for the post
I think it's unfair that you people drag Bo or Shawn into this... they're merely pawns in this evil evil game of 'oh you think you're a hardass'
sorry we left you out ... but you don't call or write me .... and its only evil if your on the other side...
i can't fit in there! it's okay if you leave me out.
I stay on the good side, angelic, pristine even
quit unraveling murshy... talk about American Eagle or something...
who said the other side is good?
funny you should ask who i'm asking... because when you think about it.. when your not in Dallas.. then how is my cock suppose to see your pussy so they can talk... really... impossible w/o the webcam.....
true true. But let's both remember when that webcam carried us through the dry spells.
... and... living alone these days is a pattern for yours truly. How about you bring it to Seattle for some lip service this time? I have a place for you to sleep.
If you are feeling Democratic go ahead and put it to a vote...
Obama! Obama!
unraveling? like that Weezer song? I'm just so thenthitive now.
Is there still American Eagle? I got some sweet cardigans from there.
i didn't think anybody wore cardigans anymore.
shit.. out of style again!!! sonofabitch... what about my birkenstocks?
....
ok. We really should find time to discuss this. Or, are you just trying to get me on gchat too?
well according to Johnny you're way to fuckin busy on Gchat so no I won't prod you - such high demand from such needy fuckin guys... poor girl.
I just need to watch more TLC - I'll learn.. I'll be a trendy fucker you just watch!!!
*although - sigh - I never will get to wear a headband*
Try queer eye for the straight guy... I bet that will get you in the right direction.
sigh... ya know.. i dig the homo's, i just don't wanna be a homo... wait.. is that show still on? cuz if so I could sit in my cardigan on my Ikea couch and sip a mojito enjoying the shit outta that.
you're talking to johnny, bo and shawn on Gchat now aren't you! damnit. I just wanna be popular!
Oh, and a bit of advice... I think now that Johnny knows you wear cardigans you're not too far behind on the head band receiving.
just saying.
only don't tell shawn... he may get jealous. After all, there was that whole Bostick/how-come-he's-worthy-and-im-not thing..
Neither bostick, shawn, johnny, or anybody else is on gchat right now.
so and i can say no. and if they were i still wouldn't be.... i dont feel like giving today and it's not like any of the three have sent me flowers.
We wouldn't want to talk to you any way!
I sent you flowers once!
so you want me on Gchat.. you need me on Gchat... umm.. honestly i hate that crap.. i have a hard enough time trying to comprehend the crap you people say on here.
Shawn.. don't let her make you feel that way. You're good enough and damnit people like you.
Somewhere... someone does.. anyone? someone help me here...
I didn't give Johnny blessings to talk to you!
I vote no webcam, no Dallas, no sleeping at EN's house and no fucking french!
I also vote that Mesh strangles Johnny with one of his cardigans.
If he does I'll get him a headband.
I think it's time for you to let go and let God Shawn.
If the Menace wants to entertain me for a short while on my time, and there's really NO good reason for him not to... then...
whats the problem?
anyone else visualize a pint sized DMX talking when Shawn gets all verbose like that... 'where my dawgs at!'
I can't kill Johnny - I'd be out a stalker.
I have a fucking list! And just because you're on this new fangled "path of discovery" and "coping with change" does NOT mean I have to let you do it.
It's the equivallent of talking you down from the ledge.
Think about it. He's a fag and you have potential.
Then the least you could do Mesh would be to slip him a roofie and get some pictures taken with him and that donkey at the petting zoo.
Unless, EN, that's one of the pictures you were referencing with him?
I find it hilarious that you take comment banter so seriously actually.
You really think that right now Johnny and I are gchatting?
you really think i ever shared my webcam with him?
you really think i ever let him speak to my pussy.
do you?
really?
'he's a fag and you have potential'... that line would fuckin rock in Vegas on a bride to be. Seriously. She'd fuck the hell outta ya.
Donkeys + Drugs = Juan Valdez...
Hello queers! I am cutting the grass and my balls are extra schweaty.
I think Johnny menace is really a girl.
I can only produce girls and that time I had with his mom after the rodeo... She...
Shane was there too so chances of him being Johnny's father are greater.
.....
You should have kicked his mother in the stomach and saved us all the trouble.
she makes all the guys have schweaty balls.. that's weird.
Johnny's name should be Hercules. since his mom swallowed my nut and it got all the way to her fallopian tube.
fallopian tube... everyone say it... those are fun words. Always makes me think of a garden hose though.. not sure why.
Or either Shane cluttered up that butter gutter.
Or it was one of the 200 other drunk rednecks there.
Why does it have to be you and Shane Bostick? I sense a little bit of a fixation issue.
Are we getting into skate partners again?
I better put on my knee socks and wait by the fire exit.
Remember when Shane called you his girlfriend? HAHAHAAA
don't wear knee socks.. Spittles will show up and try to suck your life force... that goes for all of you here... don't let that shit happen.
Mesh - How is the armpit of America these days?
But i can still wait by the fire exit?
I remember when Shane called you his girlfriend too Bostick.
That was so sweet.. He even sent me a ftd pick me up bouquet. I had to go pick it up from the store.
cheap bastard wouldn't pay for delivery?!?
fuck Shawn goes through men like EN goes through crotchless panties...
Shane not Shawn you confused dumbass.
i can't keep all you peoples relationships straight Bo.. fuck man.. this shit is difficult.
and i only keep buying those panties because my butterfly fits so comfortably in the hole.
so convenient.
I gave menace the remote when I was there in March. Every now and again I get a mad jolt.
so now you got NOTHIN to say, huh fags?
it's like the other half of the BFF heart you guys share with him.
He was tired of all the cheap gold jewelry and empty promises - so you can imagine when I handed him the multi-speed compact remote and told him the frequency had been modified to extend as far north as quebec...
he was thrilled.
Sorry i was cutting weed trimmer string!
Back in march....
And fucked Johnny Menace!!
Yes.. When you went to Texas..
Now I remember!
He sent me the photos!
Quebec? HAHA! isnt that in Canaerd?
wait.. who's boyfriend is Johnny's..
and is that the same frequency that keeps opening my garage door.. CAHNGE THAT FUCKIN THING! I'm sick of that shit
He really sent you the photos? Then you know how much he hates the number 5...
and why the blanket was blessed?
Bostick is Johnnys boyfriend.
And now.
I drink.
EN - so you vote to vote on the web cam... and you want a break in the pattern.. sounds like you already had something in mind..
murshy - unraveling.. like Weezer thought that might be to emo for you... so that means you want to be popular like Nada Surf?
shawny - i didn't say you gave your blessing.. i said it was "like" you did.. did i misread that?
and you can't vote until i post.. at least give me a chance to convince everyone... and weren't you the one that voted mesh was johnny or johnny is mesh.. or did you figure that out yet?
*notes shawn said EN is on a new fangled "path of discovery" and "coping with change" ..hmmmmm.. thanks shawn
bo - you should auction those pictures.. to buy yourself a mexican to cut the yard.
I am sniffing paint now.
would you like to assist me with my discovery?
or
perhaps help me cope with change?
pick one.
I am sniffing dry erase markers.
EN - maybe your discovery is all about change?
now what to do with that coping part...
Bostick is now my boyfriend after he claimed to be my real father after all this time i thought shane was?
Im confused. Did either of you guys fuck each other yet?
I fucked Menace out of an Ounce of weed. It was grass clippings!
Sucker.
Interesting... Menace has a history with Weed... but it involved honey not grass clippings.
It seems i'm the kevin bacon of this group....
so .. bostick is saying that he is my dad and he fucked me for weed?
Something like that. Not Rhino, weed.
That's not nice.
Johnny - That's appropriate. You taste like bacon sometimes.
Does Weed allow you to call her rhino?
Yeah. she doesnt care if I do.
Well then why did she get so offended when Johnny called her that?
That makes no sense. That started a big fight.
but yet, you can call her that with no issue?
i don't think it had anything to do with Rhino as it did with honey when it came to weed...... bostick you... oh... you weren't around for that...
ok new post... time to vote..
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