Friday, February 08, 2008


now, apparently some of you have been trying to get in touch with me. i'll make it easy for you.........FUCKING EMAIL ME!!! i can't get on myspace at work (goddamnit). some of you have my phone number. some of you don't. some of you never will. don't take it personally if you don't, it just means that i hate you.
i can also be found in the off-topic forums on sherdog. my username is Captain_Scumbag.


Blogger Bostick said...

Hi Scumbag can I get your digits?

UFC is ok when they are on their feet. Once they hit the mat it turns into straight up faggot porn.

8:19 AM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Like this

8:23 AM  
Blogger scumbag said...

no you can't.

also, the two guys in the picture (wanderlei silva and shogun rua) are better known for their stand up game. kinda ironic that they're in a jiujitsu poster.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Ironic indeed... I cant wait until female college gymnastics comes back on. Those girls have the tightest little bodies. Mary Lou Retton would still get a bone tossed on her.

Where are all the bitches at?

10:38 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

what up niggers?

anyone feel like tossing salad?

9:27 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

do you think the kansas city queefs should get rid of:
A- carl peterson
B- herm edwards
C- both carl peterson and herm edwards
D- all the black players

9:29 PM  
Blogger scumbag said...


5:40 AM  
Blogger Valyna said...

Hi Scummy :)

And you other fags.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Faerie said...

All I need to know is where the hell all of you are, Scum, do not answer as this posts tells us.


5:44 PM  
Blogger Damn Proud David said...

I really like this post and it made me chuckle!
You can find all kinds of funny things when you search for stupid people! LOL!

7:38 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Miami released Trent Green today.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Hi everyone. Hi EN, I love the hat :)

Who is that fat dude? Dilly?

6:05 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Thank you Bostick. It covers the bald spot.

That's David, and he's damn proud.

9:10 AM  
Blogger Valyna said...

I'll cover your bald spot ;)

11:08 AM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Wow! what does that mean?!

Never shave your butthole.

The 'slippery walk' is not worth the satisfaction you get from lathering your freshly shaved balloon knot with peanut butter and letting your dog toss your salad.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Bostick said...

Cats will toss if you use salmon dip. Kroger has one called "Cajun crab dip". Don't use that one.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Damn Proud David said...

You guys are one of my favorite blogs.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Stealth said...

you are not breaking up with me scummy.

I can stalk.

Ask Emma.

7:37 AM  
Blogger Stealth said...

scum. marry me.

7:03 PM  
Blogger scumbag said...

i dunno stealth. i ain't so good at the whole marriage thing.

10:14 AM  
Blogger Stealth said...

I suck at it too. but we would have some adventures. I hear I drive off to other states on a whim.

Where is everyone...I need you guys. This is my safe place.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Stealth said...

I just wanted scum to know I am all about the spinoff blog "dear internet" he left in my comments.

7:00 AM  

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