Emma flutters in... I get all tingly and retarded and blind to the fact there are even cocks present in the room... and the only thing I can think of is grinding our pussies together with my tongue in her mouth as I bury my fingers knuckle deep inside her while she's pulling my hair.
This one is for the ladies
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that Rhino has a massive crank.
It has on a rubber too.
Are my eyes deceiving me, or is that you and Carl going at it??
I am blocked from the "more here". So I assume it's fucking nasty.
Bo, you need to keep your animal sex urges to yourself! Back in the closet you go!!
Sullen....yes, open them. Neither one of those guys has a big dick!
No not big
I have an itty bitty pee pee
I think it's great that they do it in front of their kid...
EN...don't you do that? Bring em up in the family biz?
That's why Carl and Bo like each other so....something in common
No but I remember one time that my husband went to take a leak and the boys were fascinated... does that count?
I held the door open and everything.
You know though, I bet that kid is "lurking" and they have no idea he's there....
he's in the tall grass and all...
speaking of tall grass....
i hate all of you. especially those of you named tumbleweed.
why?
Shane - Why do you hate me? I have always been nice to you.
WTF? You better not hate me!!
I reread that Noodlin post. It was better the second time. Like alot better.
I'm reading it now
Scummy-Thanks for the Noodling post.
I have a package of dinosaur fruit snacks. a bottle of liquid nitrogen and a plane ticket to Louisiana all booked and ready.
Cant wait to watch you noodle....
Hung like a Python...Yo?
P.S. Thanks for the spelling corrections on my last post...assbag
I dont know what is funner. Shane luring kids with meth or watching animals mate.
I am coming to Kansas this summer.
You can go now Bos, just click your heels together 3 times...
I heart sullen...
*bites sanchez....
Ouch....Hey my pants are getting tight.
I like tight pants
I like tight pants
*unzips sanchez to give him more breathing room.....
(I think Weed likes tight pants) ;)
i'm going to head to kansas just to make scumbag my bitch. then i'm going to donkey punch him.
$100 says Sanchez printed that out and modified it to scratch and sniff.
As a side note, I never knew noodling could be such a good time.
Thanks Shane for educating us.
Hello Shawn.
Hello Everybody :)
How could I Shawn, I don't have admin rights..... but you should look at the bottom of the page....
Something about cock...
Hello beautiful, you on for tonight then?
No fuckhead I'm talking about the Rhino picture. You can print shit out without admin rights.
Hi Emma :)
*blush
Hey Sullen :D
I changed the cock thing to something a little more appropriate.
Hi Sullen!!
Hey, how the fuck did you get admin rights fag?
...
thats hilarious.
Ahh...I thought you were talking about the repost of the noodling story...
Nice recovery....
Emma is Sanchez high right now?
Naw, he's like that all the time but I'll go make sure.
Hey Shawn :) Didn't mean to ignore you.... but whenever she comes around all you guys kinda disappear.
*licks
That's true... why does that happen?
Not that I don't appreciate the alone time I think I'd just rather have you on my lap Sullen :)
That's alright Sullen.
It's intimidation E. Intimidation.
And I don't run away, I'm right here.
:(
What I meant was....
Emma flutters in... I get all tingly and retarded and blind to the fact there are even cocks present in the room... and the only thing I can think of is grinding our pussies together with my tongue in her mouth as I bury my fingers knuckle deep inside her while she's pulling my hair.
That's all.
I didn't mean the boys REALLY disappeared.
*giggle
Well shit.
My 12:42 msg was completely misconstrued.
Sorry.
Now I've killed the thread by choosing words incorrectly.
*cries
Sullen you didn't kill the thread... Emma had to take a break and go Smoke.
*picks SG up and carys her away for a spanking*
Where the fuck is scumbag?
right here.
Im coming to kansas. Can I stay at your house?
which one of you fucking pussies took away my admin rights?
I dont have admin rights
I dont have admin rights
Probably Tumbleweed
The same guy that made the corrections to you noodle post.
Oh and thanks for helping me edit my post the other day.....assbag.
Bo- not Weed, not Shawn, not Emma
i want to fuck somebody.
i want to fuck somebody.
ME TOO!!! HOLA! Lets bang Carl. I wont tell anyone. Put on this monkey suit. Me first.
You guys work it well together.
Sullen I didn't take it wrong at all, but it's true that men disappear.
(they're all in the bottom of Lake Washington)
Sanchez, what's your shoe size?
Hi Emma!!! Sullen has a total crush on you for real. I know this.
she told me as I was spanking her. Screaming 'I cant handle Emma being mad at me!!' She is better now. A little bruised but ok.
Sullen- can I contact you off-line?
Sanchez - I can answer that. No.
I think it would be in her best interest to do that actually Bostick.
There could be travel involved.
....Or at least thats what my fortune cookie said.
bostick lets get an animal so we can have a 3-some. i'm thinking a buffalo would be interesting.
sullen makes me horny.
do you ever get the urge to sing Prince's song "Purple Rain" out loud?
EN,
did you get laid lastnight or this morning? i want to hear all about it?
What about a rattle snake? We can cut it in half and jackoff together with it like pocket pussies
I did not get laid. I had nightmares.
bad nightmares.
about what? do tell. The cold days?
EN-I think your Fortune Cookie is VERY WISE.
Carl/Bo-En has had a bad headache all day.. but she sill makes me LMAO.
a rattle snake...now that would be cool. maybe we could take turns shoving the tail end up our butts?
She needs to toke on my bone. It will help.
Yes carl great idea!
EN warms my cockles.
My email is in my profile if anyone needs to contact me outside of here. Just sayin.
Careful though, Bostick is my homey and he'll bring down an ass whoopin on anyone that fucks with me.
*pinch
I want to take a dump in my hand and smear it on something. Anyone game?
You God Damn Right SG.
And I spray bullets fuckers
i want to taste sullen girls nice warm vagina.
I wish I had a bodyguard like that Sullen you are a very lucky girl :)
EN-My shoe size.....?
You know if I wrote my own biography, you know how it would end.... with a period.
where is editor shawn? i want to dick slap him.
En,
can i be your body guard?
I want to tie shawn up and molest his private parts.
i can beat up anyone on this blog.
You cannot beat up a bullet
Sullen- will do....
Fifteen more mins and beer time.
i want to give everyone on this blog a rim job. is that wrong?
lastnight i was reading before bed.
i went to scratch my balls.
then i adjusted my crank.
i realized just how good my cock felt in my hand.
i then started to touch myself while i was reading my book.
it got so intense that i had to put down the book.
i then kept stroking harder and faster.
then i grabbed a tissue off my nightstand so that i wouldn't make a mess when i blew my load.
i then finished reading the chapter and went to bed.
You are retarded but funny.
After you rim everyone carl will you make out with weed?
That would be hot. Get some butt crack juice on her chin too.
Shane never answered my question.
Shane when I come to Kansas can I stay with you?
I do the same thing Carl. what a coincidence...
Who knew the Pokey Little Puppy could be so inspirational, huh?
i can't wait to have my first anal experience with EN.
I cant wait to watch her bang you in the ass carl
i cant wait to let you.
i cant wait to make bostick watch.
I have the perfect apparatus for that.
vac-u-lock is my friend and yours carl.
Hi!
is a vac u lock one that sticks to a table with a suction cup?
Hi weed!
Bye everyone
I need somthing with a suction cup on it....that is water proof
alright jesus christ people.. will you just google vac-u-lock?
It will save me time and headache...
why would we need a vac-u-lock?
i thought i was going to bang you...not the other way around?
no really Em, I need something like that. And I want it to vibrate and squirm
They have those Weed, they're called minority kindergartners.
Carl - yes I know.
omg....we have a whole school full of those!! sweet!
I'm out bitches. No bosses tomorrow, someone better play with me!
looks up sees a butter-cup *smiles licks lips*
i just looked up Vac-U-Lock. there is no way you are using a strap on with me. do you actually own one of these devices?
She doesn't own one of them Carl...... not one?
maybe 2...3...
6 actually.
En- do double dongs count as 2 or just 1?
depends on what context you're using them in and what shape they are.
REALLY....
yes.
So for clarification:
Multi-Colored Pearlescent Double Dong
does that counts as 1?
Amber Michaels Signature Ray Gun
does that count as 2?
http://www.nyrussianpages.com/Glass/002.asp
Okay so I was eating when I clicked the "more here"....
I'm not so hungry anymore.
Bostick's page is hysterical today. Just sayin....
No it wasn't. It was gay like Bostick.
In fact, I bet.. he really got his cock stuck in a pool jet and just cut and pasted that shit from his online journal.
Last night, I had my first homosexual experience with a homeless man.
who had no teeth.
it was hot. yo.
You're queer.
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