posted by Everything Nice at 7:44 AM
"Scumbag touches my privates."
"I touch my own privates"
"I wanna touch Emma's privates"
If a stare at that long enough will is see zebras and snatches.
...i forget to use a rubber when fucking a whore in the ass.
...i don't give a guy a reach around when i'm boning him in the ass.
When my mexican neighbor shoots tamale bombs over the fence at my kids.... and I think it's funny.
...EN sticks her finger up my butt while at the sametime jerking me off.
When my vibrator get's stuck in Sanchez's ass.
Really Carl? That makes you feel silly?!? I always thought you were moaning when I did that.
...i shoot my load in a girls mouth and not give any warning that i'm about to cum.
...when i fuck a skank, punch her in the face, then steal her wallet.
Carl Spackler calls me crying because I won't fly in for the booty call.
When EN's mom blogs about blowing Bostick.
...when i see a car coming down the street and i push an old lady in front of it.
when Carl cums in my mouth too soon....cuz he can't control himself
Hey!When I have to stick those suppositories up Shawns ass... and he likes it.
...when i put peanut butter on my crank and my dog licks it off.
weed,i hate when that happens. premature ejaculation sucks.
...when Shawn won't fly in for a botty call.okay wait....that just makes me sad
When Weed brings my 92% home every morning after working Johns all night.
....when I can't get the kitty licked cuz I'm on the rag.
When I sit on the accountants lap and wiggle!
....when Shawn thinks $5 is 92%
Weed. Yeah, okay...
That's because you only bring home $7!
When Weed thinks whoring for charity is a tax write off...
I take a bath in jello jigglers and tongue a twinkie.
I artificially inseminate horses for fun!
...when Shawn thinks women like to watch him masturbate.
...when i cut my dick off and shove it in my own ass.
When Scumbags herpes flair.
....when I eat all of Em's jigglers just to see her naked.
When you do that thing with your tongue.
Weed - I guess I better pick just the right flavor.Carl - Wow, a little pleasure with your pain.. when you're done shove it up Shawns ass too :)Shawn - who?
You know about my thing with my tongue? OH....you're prolly talking to Em....sorry!
Well actually I was talking to Carl.
...when I don't care if there is shit flavored jello in the tub....Em naked would be worth it!
I haven't been naked since....this morning!
...when I dream about seattle and wake up in a huge wet spot with my hand between my legs
En did you have sex lastnight or this morning? i want to hear all about it.
Weed - That's because it rains a lot here I'm sure.Carl - I did.
what positions?
When I wake up in the morning and the person in my dreams is a pillow on my chest.
... when Carl is banging my cat like the silly bitch she is.
....when I leave sanchez in the morning with a pillow on his chest.
...when i give editor shawn a rim job and then urinate on his face.
When I wear t-back thongs to keep my dress shirts tuck in.
When I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I'm pissing in the hamper....
....when I leave my panties at sanchez's and he wears them.
Do you blame the cat?
...when little red bumps show up on my cock.
.....when carl tries anal with a shoe horn and no lube.
Was it a shoehorn with teeth?
time for a client meeting. see you steers and queers later.
when playing tic tac toe with retards, and use a 'z', instead of 'x' or 'o'.
when i cashed my AA chip in for a 12 pack of schlitz.
when i told my kids that mommy went to heaven because they didn't clean their room.
When i wake up in the morning tells me I'm not supposed to be pissing in the hamper...Weed-thanks for the T-Back thongs, they makes my dress shirts look perfect on my bum.
....everytime i make emma cry because i'm a big meanie.
...when I can't remember what sanchez's bum looks like....and he e-mails me a picture!
when weed made me the human weeble-wobble.
....finding out scumbag would drink schlitz.damn....that's just sad too!
goddamn i was drunk that night.memories.................
...when I didn't push hard enough for him to fall down.
When I walk by and see EN wiggling her ass on the accountants lap.He is Chinese so I'm not sure if he was happy or just looking at me...
when i killed the lounge and the wedding party.i'm a heartless monster.
re-living all those times Menace used to spank me with wet linguini noodles and hit me in the head with the Shiraz bottle.
Chinese? I love them guys.....they are all about crotch high on me!
Scummy-Yes you were... I wanted to skull fuck you slack jawed for that... and i feel silly when...
...when I don't evan realize Johnny has been gone.
didn't we make a rule never to mention him again?emma apparently plays by no rules. she's a straight rebel yo!
*even
sanchez is falling in love with me.
she's a bi rebel
what a fag.
Oh my gosh.....sanchez is the gay guy they moved into Shawn's office. I just totally figured that out!!
when i realize how bad emma sucks at fishing.
Rules are always meant to be broken.
you're like sherlock holmes, weed! except with a vagina.
That's because I'm getting head in the boat....
excuses, excuses.
Well I think it's more than obvious that I'm the ONLY one getting head around here lately Scum.
you wanna see some backwards hillbilly kansas/missouri type shit?google "noodling".
And you know he only googled that because he misses Menace too... I should have NEVER told him about those pictures...#5 is just kidding, there really isn't a whole canole in my twat....
and just for the record, none of us have ever tried that, nor have any intention on it.
But #7.. yeah, that one was tricky... we had to bend backwards for that one... and use mirrors.If you like it you can buy it for $55.99
When En tells me her joints are sore and her leg cramps up.Weed---nooooo that is GAYry.
you must have accidentally googled "man on man bang session".
No, I've seen enough close ups of your asshole shane...
...and so has everyone else. Let somebody else have the glory for a change!
I feel silly when, Scum knows what comes up when you google "man on man bang sessions"
ah....you're rusty and he's gayry....gotcha! Boyfriends?
i set myself up for that.damnit.
fuck....now I have to google that
I feel silly when i don't know who Rusty is....
shit I gotta get birthday crap for a bitch here at work I don't even like! later!
WEED-I'll send you a picture of my crotch and then I'll feel silly...
new post.
100 :)
*side note... I'm an accountant and Em can completely wiggle on my lap anytime she sees fit.*sigh(sorry I missed craft day!!) :(*cries
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"Scumbag touches my privates."
"I touch my own privates"
"I wanna touch Emma's privates"
If a stare at that long enough will is see zebras and snatches.
...i forget to use a rubber when fucking a whore in the ass.
...i don't give a guy a reach around when i'm boning him in the ass.
When my mexican neighbor shoots tamale bombs over the fence at my kids.... and I think it's funny.
...EN sticks her finger up my butt while at the sametime jerking me off.
When my vibrator get's stuck in Sanchez's ass.
Really Carl? That makes you feel silly?!? I always thought you were moaning when I did that.
...i shoot my load in a girls mouth and not give any warning that i'm about to cum.
...when i fuck a skank, punch her in the face, then steal her wallet.
Carl Spackler calls me crying because I won't fly in for the booty call.
When EN's mom blogs about blowing Bostick.
...when i see a car coming down the street and i push an old lady in front of it.
when Carl cums in my mouth too soon....cuz he can't control himself
Hey!
When I have to stick those suppositories up Shawns ass... and he likes it.
...when i put peanut butter on my crank and my dog licks it off.
weed,
i hate when that happens. premature ejaculation sucks.
...when Shawn won't fly in for a botty call.
okay wait....that just makes me sad
When Weed brings my 92% home every morning after working Johns all night.
....when I can't get the kitty licked cuz I'm on the rag.
When I sit on the accountants lap and wiggle!
....when Shawn thinks $5 is 92%
Weed. Yeah, okay...
That's because you only bring home $7!
When Weed thinks whoring for charity is a tax write off...
I take a bath in jello jigglers and tongue a twinkie.
I artificially inseminate horses for fun!
...when Shawn thinks women like to watch him masturbate.
...when i cut my dick off and shove it in my own ass.
When Scumbags herpes flair.
....when I eat all of Em's jigglers just to see her naked.
When you do that thing with your tongue.
Weed - I guess I better pick just the right flavor.
Carl - Wow, a little pleasure with your pain.. when you're done shove it up Shawns ass too :)
Shawn - who?
You know about my thing with my tongue? OH....you're prolly talking to Em....sorry!
Well actually I was talking to Carl.
...when I don't care if there is shit flavored jello in the tub....Em naked would be worth it!
I haven't been naked since....
this morning!
...when I dream about seattle and wake up in a huge wet spot with my hand between my legs
En did you have sex lastnight or this morning? i want to hear all about it.
Weed - That's because it rains a lot here I'm sure.
Carl - I did.
what positions?
When I wake up in the morning and the person in my dreams is a pillow on my chest.
... when Carl is banging my cat like the silly bitch she is.
....when I leave sanchez in the morning with a pillow on his chest.
...when i give editor shawn a rim job and then urinate on his face.
When I wear t-back thongs to keep my dress shirts tuck in.
When I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I'm pissing in the hamper....
....when I leave my panties at sanchez's and he wears them.
Do you blame the cat?
...when little red bumps show up on my cock.
.....when carl tries anal with a shoe horn and no lube.
Was it a shoehorn with teeth?
time for a client meeting. see you steers and queers later.
when playing tic tac toe with retards, and use a 'z', instead of 'x' or 'o'.
when i cashed my AA chip in for a 12 pack of schlitz.
when i told my kids that mommy went to heaven because they didn't clean their room.
When i wake up in the morning tells me I'm not supposed to be pissing in the hamper...
Weed-thanks for the T-Back thongs, they makes my dress shirts look perfect on my bum.
....everytime i make emma cry because i'm a big meanie.
...when I can't remember what sanchez's bum looks like....and he e-mails me a picture!
when weed made me the human weeble-wobble.
....finding out scumbag would drink schlitz.
damn....that's just sad too!
goddamn i was drunk that night.
memories.................
...when I didn't push hard enough for him to fall down.
When I walk by and see EN wiggling her ass on the accountants lap.
He is Chinese so I'm not sure if he was happy or just looking at me...
when i killed the lounge and the wedding party.
i'm a heartless monster.
re-living all those times Menace used to spank me with wet linguini noodles and hit me in the head with the Shiraz bottle.
Chinese? I love them guys.....they are all about crotch high on me!
Scummy-Yes you were... I wanted to skull fuck you slack jawed for that... and i feel silly when...
...when I don't evan realize Johnny has been gone.
didn't we make a rule never to mention him again?
emma apparently plays by no rules. she's a straight rebel yo!
*even
sanchez is falling in love with me.
she's a bi rebel
what a fag.
Oh my gosh.....sanchez is the gay guy they moved into Shawn's office. I just totally figured that out!!
when i realize how bad emma sucks at fishing.
Rules are always meant to be broken.
you're like sherlock holmes, weed! except with a vagina.
That's because I'm getting head in the boat....
excuses, excuses.
Well I think it's more than obvious that I'm the ONLY one getting head around here lately Scum.
you wanna see some backwards hillbilly kansas/missouri type shit?
google "noodling".
And you know he only googled that because he misses Menace too... I should have NEVER told him about those pictures...
#5 is just kidding, there really isn't a whole canole in my twat....
and just for the record, none of us have ever tried that, nor have any intention on it.
But #7.. yeah, that one was tricky... we had to bend backwards for that one... and use mirrors.
If you like it you can buy it for $55.99
When En tells me her joints are sore and her leg cramps up.
Weed---nooooo that is GAYry.
you must have accidentally googled "man on man bang session".
No, I've seen enough close ups of your asshole shane...
...and so has everyone else. Let somebody else have the glory for a change!
I feel silly when, Scum knows what comes up when you google "man on man bang sessions"
ah....you're rusty and he's gayry....gotcha! Boyfriends?
i set myself up for that.
damnit.
fuck....now I have to google that
I feel silly when i don't know who Rusty is....
shit I gotta get birthday crap for a bitch here at work I don't even like! later!
WEED-I'll send you a picture of my crotch and then I'll feel silly...
new post.
100 :)
*side note... I'm an accountant and Em can completely wiggle on my lap anytime she sees fit.
*sigh
(sorry I missed craft day!!) :(
*cries
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