Sounds like a girl thing. Most guys dont give a fuck about shit like that Emma. You should kick her in the cunt with some pointy leather shoes if she is getting on your nerves. If that does not work make up a story about her leaving blood on the toilet seat and tell everyone.
I miss anna a lot to. I painted one of my kids dolls to look like her and she sleeps with me every night. I get to see Anna in 9 days....bitches! shizzay!
you are welcome to bag on me anytime you want douchebag! I'm not his sister.....just his ho....and I will gladly throw down for him. Or do you and take my earnings back to him!
I've never been to Vegas... Or Seattle... Or Denver.... I plan on hitting two of those before this summer so it's possible I can squeeze Vegas in the tour.
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I had a wet dream last night and was inspired to post.
Now I'm hot for sticking my cock in a tub of oatmeal while mouthing a chicken fry.
Shawn-I thought you had sex, for the first time, with a toothless homeless man and that motivated you...But alright?
So the question of the day for me is, Which one is Bostick...?
Which one is Spackler...?
Carl's the Quaker..? yeah...
Shawn: I taste like chicken!!
*looks up* WOW that is beautiful!!!
watcha lookin at sanchez?
I usually wear that to keep my dress shirts tucked in nice and tight.
are you on drugs?
Hi Em!
Where did my sexy boyfriend go?
Hi... I anticipate he's knee deep in instant oatmeal mouthing a whopper.
How are all you lovely bitches and bitchettes this morning :)
I'm peachy as fuck yo. I get to play and do almost no work. Maybe I will go around and find HNTs
Em, when the fuck do we get part 2 of "sticks"??
oh.. that's right... you're waiting for that huh.
Well after a little spit and polish this weekend I will upload it. I had no idea it was in high demand.
you are always in high demand!!
Okay Okay I'll post Sticks 2 over the weekend... I'll take my black armband off for it and everything.
I don't do drugs...Weed.
Everyone just assumes that I'm on them.
EN- What r u having for lunch?
Weed, do you play nicely with others?
I have no idea sanchez, why?
Because you better eat...
So Sweet you Rock and Sweet you Roll...
I vote we eat breakfast and start early....
I'm going to kill that bitch.
Sama-lama-ding-dong.... Peckerface Bitch?
I'm in for a penny if your in for a pound......
Where did Weed go....?
I want to pants her in public....
hold on im being tasked
because why?
I had Burger King for lunch yesterday. Unfortunately, he didn't come onto me that way.
*cries
I had oatmeal for breakfast and later I had to spread my buns....
*cries
I had nothing for lunch....
sorry sanchez....I just left ya hangin!
Drama with a friend....I had to help her out
Who rocks the body body?
I do.
fuck.
I would come onto you Sullen and sanchez would cum on you!
It's almost lunch! Emma cum eat a taco....sanchez, you can toss the salad.
I love tacos! whoo hoo!
later babes!
Are you kidding, I would love to Toss that salad....
Seconds on tacos....
Seriously sanchez, pass me a happy pill and make me love her or I'm going over there and shoving my coffee mug in her colon.
It's glass, and therefore all the rage.
Now, I was just eating my banana..... and 'you know who' spilled his coffee :)
I TOLD you he would come in today.
I love me. Now if only somebody else would.....
I heart tacos...
I love you Em....
I love you too Sullen.
tenderly even.
hi
hey fucker, whats shakin?
nothin'.
not even your balls when you cough?
Hi Scummy :)
emma - pull your head outta the gutter. can't we just have one conversation w/o you thinking about my balls?
sullen - what's crackin', ho?
Hello everbody
bostick - what's crackin', ho?
No shit
Hungover yo. Dont you miss it?
that numb tounge and the swollen head?
no, i wasn't an enormous pussy after i drank...........most of the time.
ok half the time.
ok, no i don't miss it at all.
Weed wants to bang two black guys at once. Just told me that
fuck you guys then...pissy little bitches... at least somebody's thinking about your balls.
you can think about my balls E.
*thinking about everyone's balls
You too Scumbag.
sullen - emma doesn't have balls ya silly fucker.
shawn - you really are gay aren't you?
Hes not gay, He is the naked avatar guy
I like naked avatar guy... he makes me tingle and want to bite his nipples.
Both of them.
Hed like that if you were a dude.
Shawns, Not gay but that last post on "Rhinos do it too" does make you go hmmmm
Now that's aggressive panhandling
Somebody want to tell me why you fags give me such a hard time?
Still upset I fucked your mothers?
Fuck you Sanchez.
Boys Boys Boys... no need to take it to the hizzous.
why don't you step outside and piss on each other.
or, no wait..
piss on each others territory?
Then I would be pissing on you. Did you ever get a hold of DJ Starfucker?
I wouldnt pick on you if I didnt care Sean.
it's the same reason people give me shit, shawn. because you're an asshole.
Shawn is menstruating.
Tampon Shawn?
Say, here is a general question for everybody:
Let's say your co-worker is bitchy because you never buy her coffee, you always buy it for somebody else... and not her.
she mentions this, very snarky like.. and then she proceeds to ignore you and put all of your projects on the backburner while focusing on others.
how do you handle this?
Buy her some coffee and dump it on her lap.
She sounds like the hag I work with.
*grumble
Buy her a vente tomorrow, have it on her desk when she gets in.
Tell her the other person bought it for her.
Sullen. Would you like to cyber sex with me?
oh shit sorry I got off topic.
Sounds like a girl thing. Most guys dont give a fuck about shit like that Emma.
You should kick her in the cunt with some pointy leather shoes if she is getting on your nerves. If that does not work make up a story about her leaving blood on the toilet seat and tell everyone.
Bostick... thats brilliant.
Holy fuck. Im totally doing it.
Like a tampon slap skid or something.
Or say you went into the bathroom after her and you could smell her fishy cunt.
Alright I agree, that idea is a bit brilliant Bostick.
Or do that thing like you did with Tonya where you put the Tampon on her desk while she was at lunch with that note...
that was fucking hilarious!
LMAO.. oh the one where I wrote:
"Tonya,
I guess I had one left at the bottom of my bag, sorry it's not max, I guess I don't flow as heavy.... hope you are feeling better?"
:)
Yeah LOL that one.
She was so pissed...
LMAO
I miss you around here E.
Aww. Don't get sappy on me Shawn. I'm not fucking you.
Or, fold a catsup pack in half and put it under the leg of her desk. When she sits down and puts pressure on t it will squirt all over her shoes.
I know a few things that squirt when you put pressure on them...
ZING!
I might fuck you Bostick.
you should set her house on fire. that'll get your point across.
I am definitely fucking sullen
I would cripple you.
Scumbag... i dont think i can fuck you. Actually im certain I couldn't fuck Bostick either.
christ. Okay maybe I could but I'd have to be on pain killers and ludes.
I like cripples.
They dont fight back as hard.
Holy fucking shit who got Emma started?
you think i'm ugly don't you!!!!!!!!!!
well you're a whore!
I am definitely letting Emma fuck me
And I will fuck her back
Repeatedly.
Do you like rape scenarios Emma?
100!
FUCK!
I like gun and knife play
sorry, my meds are on back order.
*raises hand
I like rape scenarios
*huge ass grin
Bostick....only a fag would come up with a ganious plan like yours!
Emma, just grab her boobs and tell her you were playing hard to get.
Shawn: I still better be part of your territory
Ok first - No scum you are not ugly. But you are hung like a python.... yes.
Bostick - depends on the situation and whether I've showered. and whether they've washed their ass recently.
Sullen - yes. we will. OOOOh we will, I'm blocking out a whole weekend just for you.
yes my dear. I know. *lick
sullen girl is sullen as fuck. and a bit of a tramp.
Did someone yell hey Koolaide?
Weed will fuck me while I fuck you.
Shawn - sometimes I just get myself startd... dunno. Okay actually it was sanchez's fault.
kjsefa;bg v;pqo'/aofnj/clz !!!!!!
ooo ooo, rape....yay!
I like Koolaide... after a donkey punch and a hersheys kiss on my forehead.
I need a cock to suck, like now.
Scum: I'm not doing that....even if you say pleae!
*slaps weed in the forehead with my cock making funny sound*
fuckin' skank.
Wow Em.....I think you are reaching the point of being as horny as I usually am. You should be afraid!
this tramp wants to see Scummy's python....
You sluts need to go to the bathroom and bang yourselves.
get it hard the next time you do that Bo
I will steal a car to get to Bellevue... i can be there in 15 minutes!
Weed - Of course you are still my territory, I will happily piss on you as well.
Sanchez - can you walk over and check on starfucker, you are the only one close enough.... I think she's due for a valium.
I already did....got a problem with that Bo?
I'm due for a cumshot down the throat and a side order of anal banging.
fuck shawn, im so lit up right now I think I might actually ride you like a quarter horse through a field of marshmellows.
Don't piss on me....ew....just put your cock in my mouth! That's still considered a marking technique
weed, you remember when pbc called you a nigger lovin' whore?
No. I bet you stunk it up good in there. Like tuna.
I called her that twice today!
um....that wouldn't be a very bumpy ride Em
I have no idea what to say to you right now.
and apparently neither does scumbag.
Yes scummy, I do remember that. Makes me all warm inside....I do miss him!!
Damnit Weed, I wasnted the opportunity to say"
"It's not pee"
i know, you remind me so much of that little bastard. what with the beastiality, racism, and AK-47s........
ROFAOL
If I put on blackface do you think PBC would beat me properly?
I miss Anna... a lot.
Fuck I'm slow today....sorry Shawn
Weed is begging to see my cock again.
remember when emma went to jail? that was hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FUCK!
No... it WASN'T! And I'm still on probation asshat!!!
beat you? i'm pretty sure he'd hunt you for sport and then fuck your pnoy.
you can bust a killer beatbox in that detox chamber. Just sayin
*pony
We need to find that mugshot.
I miss anna a lot to. I painted one of my kids dolls to look like her and she sleeps with me every night. I get to see Anna in 9 days....bitches! shizzay!
it's ok, at least it wasn't on your lunchbreak........
i have shawn's mugshot, and, pbc's, and mine............
oh and for the fags in the room.....I get to see Scumbag too....and touch him improperly
do a post with all of them or gimmee so I can.
wow, weed has a life-sized annabella doll.
scumbag never answered my question
yes...she is lifesize. I used a cabbagepatch kid
So I am not coming. Fuck Kansas
annabella has a real life friend who's a midget. swear to god.
yeah, fuck kansas!
You know, I smiled pretty for my mugshot...
In case I get famous and shit.
I have a midget cousin. Ill get a photo if you want.
When I was in population there was this crackhead that was cool as hell. He didnt do shit but lay on a cot and talk smack all day.
Fuck Yankees
I hate them fast talking loud rude fuckers
Carl is one. but i dont have to hear him so its cool
emma's one.
Yep. fucking yankee.
Bo....you are so coming to Kansas....just out of morbid fascination
Seans moms so fat she uses cars as rollerskates.
Johnny ran off with her holding hands.
Where the fuck is big bitch? Let that fat whore out of her cage, I need to laugh at how she talks.
Why you baggin on Shawn's mom? Mad cuz he banged yours?
Are you his big sister? Ill bag on any of you cunts I want! Including you asseater.
Sorry weed that was mean. You are my favorite redneck in the world.
Damn Bo, you're fiesty today...
That's almost hot.
Let me correct myself. I will bag on any and all of you cunts but Sullen Girl. Shes my favorite goth stalker.
you are welcome to bag on me anytime you want douchebag! I'm not his sister.....just his ho....and I will gladly throw down for him. Or do you and take my earnings back to him!
FYI: I don't eat ass....but would gladly shove a sharp razor in yours
Ill dry fist you deep inside your weeping disgusting asshole, bring out what you ate for lunch and feed it back to you with a baby spoon.
why you gotta be such a sick fuck? You scared all the cool people away....except me of course.....cuz I never get skeered
HEY!
HI!
Sullen is here.....she is cool as fuck!
She can be.
Bostick loves me.
yep. True story. :)
You know, we all need to congregate somewhere centrally located, and get all silly drunk and collapse into a pile of naked skin and body butter.
Good times.
Like animals? Thats hot.
I'll bring the KY.
that would be fun! Carl thinks it needs to be Vegas. I agree! I will be there in May or June. Anyone wanna cum?
Holy hell....we have new snatch in here! SWEET!!
Who is that bitch?
JK BV
Is that what the funky smell is. I must have brought it with me.
Damn, and I even ate pineapple yesterday.
I've never been to Vegas... Or Seattle... Or Denver.... I plan on hitting two of those before this summer so it's possible I can squeeze Vegas in the tour.
YAY!!!! I LOVE NEW SNATCH!!
HEY LOOK!!!!
http://www.umdnj.edu/eyeweb/casemon/case0100/nail3.jpeg%20
*loves pineapple
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I love you Bos...
*wink
I can't stop starring at that.
*I like sulleness.
who's the new chick?
She is very likeable. like cheese and chocolate cake
One of my whores.
Bostick likes my cheese.
Quick Scum, show her your python.
I'm not looking.....
Hell yes I do. I am churning my butter thinking about it
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