10 Things you should never do at a Klan Rally.
1.Write your friends name with lighter fluid in front of the burning cross.
2.Watch Monsters Ball on your ipod and yell in the middle of the rally "Halle Barrie is one hot Taco."
3.Bust open a pack of Ball park franks in front of the burning Cross and ask anyone if they would like to share a dog.
4.Ask someone if David Duke is related to one of the Hobbit characters in Lord of the Rings.
5. Dye your robe and hood a different color and tell everyone you're a non-conformist.
6. Wear Black-face under your robe and say "mammy mammy" after everything you say…
7. Put Terrel Owens name and number on the back of your robe with Duc-tape
8. Start singing show tunes during the rally.." T rhymes with P and P stands for pool and that means trouble. Trouble in River city."
9. Ask the guy next to you "why so secretive.. The donuts and coffee rock!"
10. Wear a 10 inch strap-on under your robe so everyone thinks you're excited… then tell them "Hey I'm not gay I'm just exited by all the Egyptian cotton around here.."
posted by Dirty Sanchez at 9:54 AM
157 Comments:
And for #11 Take Shawns gay ass.
Rusty, please do not piss on my purple carpets.
Rusty? EN, are you eating the blue mints out of the tin on my desk?
Rusty, lets have a man to man talk.
I am stoned as Cooter Brown
i just farted.
Carl- I did that this morning... Then i walked out of my office so the smell would follow me and kill my office mate.
EN,
did you get the email i sent you?
also, sorry for not calling you back. i went out with some bitch friday night and didn't get home until 2am.
sanchez,
i think you are my new best friend.
That hurts Carl.
i still love you bostick. we are brothers from another mother.
Carl- Where the hell did you go fag...
Oh and Bostick if i was going to send you a Valentines Day letter bomb could you publish your addy up here so we know where to send it.
I still love you Bo....just annoyed.
sanchez,
i need to take some time for self reflection. rediscover my ying and yang.
i needed time to find my inner strength. to become one with myself.
Did you grab your joint when you did that... and put a fist in your bum.
i make $50,273.60 a year, apparently.
scumbag,
i want to fuck you like the little bitch that you are.
you're nopt my type.
*not
I can make brownies with my feet.
no you can't.
i think my self healing is almost complete...i can feel it coming back.
my addy is on my profile page D.S.
self healing? were you injured?
If you forgive me all this
If I forgive you all that
We forgive and forget
And it's all coming back to me
When you see me like this
And when I see you like that
We see just what we want to see
All coming back to me
The flesh and the fantasies
All coming back to me
I can barely recall but it's all coming back to me now
SAINTS!
who is ready for some anal?
Scummy-Oh yes I can, but I wouldn't eat them!!!
Carl-hurry the fucks up and get back in the swing!
Bo-what the hell does D.S. stand for?
where are all the cunts at? i'm ready to get some stank on my hang down.
D.S. stands for alot of things
Dick sucker and Dirty Sanchez are 2
I have a cunt.
Bo are you getting romantic with me?
aRe ThErE rEaLlY bLuE oNeS iN yOuR mInT tIn?
*looks up*
would anyone like me to describe what i see
STAY OUT of my mint tin.....
sanchez,
if we were to fuck would you rather pitch or catch?
:( i'Ll BuY yOu LuNcH fOr OnE pLeAsE.... It WoUlD mAkE tHeSe FuCkInG fOrMs a LoT mOrE fUn!
I like to bite off chunks
Carl-I'm a dugout man.
En- I have a funny feeling that they wont make those forms any fun... and i have a craving for Chicken.
EN- How about a dilaudin?
I can do chicken, and may I remind you that I offered you 600 mgs of Ibuprofen this morning..?
CoMe On, HaVe A hEaRt....
And you owe me a playboy anyway!
Hey-sus Christ you got 10 pumas and a couple of dragonflies for the road...
and you still want more....
I see a Friday in the future....
i got no dragonflies. I only got one last weekend and you know what that did.
see, and it's funny you see Friday in the future...
when I looked into my crystal ball all I saw was a blow job on P1...
but it's becoming increasingly cloudy now....
Damn sanchez, that was a pretty fucking funny post yo! Didn't know you had it in ya.
I licked a tree frog and spanked a monkey Sunday.
It was silly.
I see a p1 in your future
Weed- I'll stick a funny post in you....
funny post? how big.....i'm a little tender today.
on the upside, I lost 5 pounds...yay
rEaLlY... YoU sUrE? i'M nOt FeElIn It..
well shit, timing was all sorts of off on that one!
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who deleted!
not me!
Not me. Probably old blogger being gay.
it was sanchez!! he's shady
Never big enough Weed but I'm tantric so you're going to be more sore...
Yes it was me... i said something that wasn't mine to say..
OOOOOOoooooOOOOoooo
there is too big enough! but go ahead and bring it, I;m no sissy!
em, you will get his comment in your e-mail....so just re-post it! HA
Would you hurry up with those forms...Starfucker!
I'm starting to shake funny and get light headed....
It's either the lack of food or the BJ on P1 comment.
?
Fine Fine. I'm almost done with this Notice to Applicant and Fair Housing....
then we get chicken.
I'll save the Penis Extension application and exchange rate for after lunch.
Hi Scummy :)
damn Scum.....quit talking so much....rambler!
sanchez you give me an email address and I will hook you up.
Wait we have Penis extension applications?
For the Gringo borrowers or the Hispanic borrowers?
I haven't been filling out that form... I hope I don't get in trouble with the department of financial institutions.
Bo- hook me up with what?
69
A good email I got.
A good email I got.
I prefer 68
my email is on my profile silly
Oh, did I say penis extension? shit.
I prefer 77
ba-dang....that's an oldy!
Sanchez... did you send Weed a picture of your cock?
omg....no he didn't.....get on that fucker!
*rushing to open e-mail*
cunts...
aw....thanks carl!
i got my haircut on saturday. i look like clive owen.
i'm having a soda.
tonight i'm having taco salad for dinner.
i'm going to watch Prison Break and Hero's tonight.
where is Sullen...i want to fuck that nice tight pussy of hers.
clive owen is not cute! Don't you mean will smith?
i'm not black.
although, i do have a big cock.
no you don't! You have told me numerous times you are small!! plus that picture you sent me next to that ruler proved it!
i think you have me confused with Bostick.
I am average at 8"
which one of you shittards wants to see your daddy's dick?
Clive Owen looks like a queer
*raises hand* ME!
show me your daddy's dick and I will know how small you are!
wow.
fuckin' queers.
i think white devil's really dead this time.
There is a blogger Serial killer.
wow, bill parcells just retird.
*retired
i can't type.
What happened to Whitey?
God damnit all the good men are disappearing faster than Weed's edible panties!
hey, if I leave them on too long they melt!
and get all gooey in the middle
dykes.
i need to refill my antidepressants.
something....damn. get some torettes meds too!
I had sex this morning, didn't have time to shower.....
So I sent a text to my husband that it was "take your kids to work day"....
i don't goddamn need no fuck shit tourettes meds cunt.
Hey Carl... Yeah, my pussy is sweet... are you gonna fuck it? Ummm, no.
Sorry I've been missing in action today... work sucks... and I had court today.
I'll be around more tomorrow.
Love to you all!!!
xxxx
i miss her.
Scumbag - Yes you do.
i heart Sullen.
EN,
can you elaborate on your story about sex today? like what position, was anal involved, how many times did you reach orgasm etc...
fuck you, i do not skank!
i miss annabella.
55 days now.
Scumbag - you're right, you don't.
Carl,
sure. I was bent over, clutching the headboard... no, anal was Saturday, I think I came at least 3 times because we were in a hurry.
I think sullen like me better than carl! HA!!
She is one hot bitch too!!
Good Scum, I was worried
EN,
what are you having for dinner tonight?
Carl - Prolly corndogs.
Weed - Yes she is :)
Scum - Congrats.
Em, we need to have a talk sometime. I have some questions for ya!
fuck you.
Good for you Scum!!!
i mean thank you.
Alright, we can do that here or you can call me if you like, but not now because I am sitting next to my boss...
scumbag are you aware that for the first time a black head coach is going to win the superbowl? how do you feel about that?
i don't really give a shit.
I will have to call you sometime....it's personal
wow. His head is black? What color is the rest of his body?
okay!
funny!!
later cunts!
i want someone to pour their pussy juice on me.
You know, back in school Scumbag did this video...
i'm having taco salad for dinner tonight. i would want nothing more then to spread sour cream and salsa in EN's ass crack and lick it out. afterwards, i'd shove a nacho chip in her cooter for shits and giggles.
En- would you do me a favor and call Bell Anderson.. when you get done doing blue...
Could you meet me on p1 after your done.
I just called and left a message for Terrence.
holy fuck this tastes awful.
* I heart Sullen *
Really, it's worse than a cumshot after pasta and brocolli.
Man I'm gad I had Mack and Cheese for lunch...
Butt your going to be taking flying lessons in 15 minutes.
I hope so, Its the only thing that will keep me from vommiting.
Which reminds me, did you ever get Tony the Tiger taken care of?
I wish Sullen would come back... I miss her.
I cant talk about that sister....
but you did notice he is in better spirits...
The trixster man will blow you away...
I know, my bad.
fuck.
EN-And are you feeling better after lunch? like you want to do forms..
forms? No, like I want to fix this network debauckle....
and then slam my head into P1
I'll meet you there and hold your head...
I am drinking cold refreshing beer. Ahhhhhh
I cant drink beer anymore it makes me so gassy... I fart lumps.
*licks
morning bitches.
morning hoes!
morning beautiful :)
*bats lashes
hi.
i've missed you Scummy....
xx
i havent.
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