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I was cleaning up my hard drive and found a photo of your mom!! LOL!!!! RONFLAS!!!!! LMAO!!!!! SMC!!!
And Iron my shirt whore
posted by JBoombostick at 10:18 AM
Thursday, January 18, 2007
I was cleaning up my hard drive and found a photo of your mom!! LOL!!!! RONFLAS!!!!! LMAO!!!!! SMC!!!
And Iron my shirt whore
243 Comments:
SMC stands for suck my cock
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And I would totally bang that fat whore
would you eat her asshole out?
If I could find it.
Old blogger is a dirty old piece of shit. Lets fix that.
i had a great salad for lunch. i hope it gives me some wicked gas.
wow. that's almost as exciting as rubbing naired chinchila's all over my body.
Thanks Bo. :)
I had Ramen noodles
oooooooo That sounds kinky Emma! xoxo
:D I know huh... now if I could just get a willing participant to bathe me in apple cider and drip caramel into my hair....
and then lick me dirty once I'm clean...
fuck.
Oh yeah I forgot…some other things....
1. Neosporin.
2. Razor.
3. Five 1 quart mason jars.
4. Syringes
5. 1 Fainting goat.
6. 15 bottles of blue PowerAde.
7. Safe word.
8. Stuffed Teddy bear.
9. Speculum.
10. Vile of Botox.
Hmmmmmmmmmm yeah.
Sanchez... thank you for entertaining us with your grocery list.
*volunteers eagerly to be the willing participant
am i suppose to practice anal on the stuffed teddy bear before shoving it in EN's ass?
*hands caramel to Sullen.
Carl... You cant even commit yet, why plan on fucking my ass?
I posted on my blog if anyone cares ;)
I posted on mine too... if anyone cares.
I tell you what.. Bostick I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Well okay it's not completely mine... but with Johnny gone I have a 45% share at LEAST!
Sullen..... * eyess roll back... Please don't put objects up my ASSSSSsssssssssss....* passes out... smashes a new pack of smokes.... hits head on random shit on the floor.....cover ass.... smiles on the floor....
Slides shit covered rolling pin out of Sanchez's ass and inserts into his mouth instead.
*Wakes up... hey when did we say we were going to make chocolate cream pie.
looks up.... ahhh fuck not a gain..... Somebody get me a pillow...
Damn Sullen you have a filthy mouth today. I like that.
Sullens not the only one with a dirty mouth after that rolling pin....
alright then....
Emma...when is the banner going up?
no shit.
Well Im sorry peeps Im actually working too.
so Ill do it as soon as I can....
and if you don't like that answer you can go fuck your partners... or pets...
or, fist...
i mean that in the nicest possible way of course
or? I need more options than that!
I Heart Emmas dominance over us all.
me?
EN,
my small cock would fit in your tight asshole nicely.
oh, save the drama for your mama.
i have no drama.. i have tasks.
still no committment carl?
I hate dominance.. Id rather be submiss...drug by the hair and thrown onto the bed in a heaving sticky mess.
I thought everyone knew that.
YES!! You dominate! Now whip me. I am your slave.
Jesus knows that... and he still loves me.
So Emma. You are not the Alpha type? I had you all wrong. Can I choke you too?
*whip crack.
Alright then lick my bootheel and then work your way up.
maggot.
yes, right foot forward...
wait... oh...
alpha? LMAO.. I need to take a moment.
I talked to an alpha chick once.. she was badass... took on a whole bunch of outlaws at a gas station with one eye.
was that her right eye or her left?
Fuck I so want to quote it...
right eye. right foot.
....
Thank you Shawn I needed that.
Did she douse them in gasoline and then light a match on her chin slowly flipping it onto them in their demise?
Im going to call you now and we are going to chuckle.
There are ass photos of my wife on my blog
No she took a long drag of her cigarette and looked into their right eye with her left eye and they all went running.....
You do that so men can jerk it on your wifes ass?
yes!! of course!
you know, shawn there are only certain neighborhoods where you can find that kind of cigarette.
Nugs
:) when the shit goes dooowwwn you better be ready!
ok im out for lunch!
call me fag
wait, that came out wrong
It's not lunch time! You're in the wrong fucking time zone!
Scream it Weedie
Weeeeeeeeeeee!
even if I got in here at 615am.... i cant eat after working dilligently for 5 fucking hours weed?
is that it? because if it is I will come over there and eat your box lunch myself!
bosticks's wife has a great ass.
When darkness turns to light...it ends tonight.
EN, do you want me to send you a copy of my itinerary after booking the flight?
oh, what weekend worst best for you. january is kind of booked up...how about february?
A added a photo to the post
I know your not being a whiney bitch! I will so pull my Alpha out and smack you on the ass! Now get over here....the box is ready.
Carl... stop playing with my delicate sensibilities... you know, Im still on my search for Menace there's not telling when I'll be home....
so thats a yes weed?
pull your alpha out? Where is it currently?
You tease! I wanted to see her naked ass!! You suck BO!
Isnt she lovely?
I'm not usually the alpha, but I can pull it out when I need it. I like the hair pulling and throw down myself. Let's just find us a man that can do that to both of us!!
Choke play?
where is that queer scumbag? i want to do a 3-some with him and a moose.
Airplay.......
bostick...have you ever fucked an elf?
sanchez makes me feel dirty
sorry..i mean't ELK, not elf.
as if?
WEED- I hope that is a goooood thing?
Carl- how about a Donkey with a relaxed anus for you 3some.
shucks....dirty is always a good thing
my point exactly...
sanchez,
you are slowly but surely becoming one of my favorite bloggers. a donkey with a relaxed anus would be tremendous.
ps- do you want to see your daddy's dick?
Em, is Sanchez your new best friend? I bet Shawn is sad.
my anus is totally relaxed.
I bet Tempest is dead by now
I bet Tempest is dead by now
I hate old blogger
Carl used to like me....can you tell I am trying to win him back?
Just sayin
Carl is 400 LBs of lard ass.
And you used to like me Weed.
fags
and cunts
Weed,
what do you mean used to like you...we talk everyday!
I just got off the phone with my boss...
"He said quit blogging you fag and get back to work....."
Now i have to go get him an 8-ball.
Weed- you can get dirty with me all the time....
EN- *smiles .... and flips her the birdie finger....
great, editor shawn is here. i thought we had a rule about having fags on the blog?
We do...
Editor Shawn,
do YOU want to see your daddy's dick?
Id suck Shawns dads cock just to taste where Shawn came from.
I'm past liking you Shawn! I'm into being obsessed with you now....I will have you!!
OMG.....Bo, that was a fucking classic!!!!!
EN thinks i'm a tease.
fuck.
Weed- i could never replace Shawn, those two go way far back... nor do care to.
i want to give Editor Shawn's dad a golden shower.
scumbag is a man of many words
QUEER ALERT...QUEER ALERT..
scumbag is here.
I heart both of them sanchez.....and I wanna get right in the middle...like a Weed samich.
really? cuz it seems i'm the only one on this blog that DOESN'T talk about fucking guys.
I thought negros were not allowed in this parking lot?!
maybe that's why i don't fit in here..............
if we are all heterosexual guys (which i'm pretty sure we are)...why do we talk about fucking dudes so much?
i find it very interesting. do you think its our alter ego or just another side of dementedness that comes out when blogging?
thoughts?
What is wrong Shane?
You don't fit in here cuz you have turned into a prudy bitch!
Thoughts? you're a fag
Carl. I agree. You can push dementedness to the point of even fucking each other.
devient freaks.
I'm in a bitchy mood....someone ram it in my ass! I need to be punished.
How about a potato masher? Would you like that? Ill put the handle in first to push the lube up in there and then flip it around for some colon mashing.
Where is Scumbags Ole Lady? She is fucking hot.
She is too classy for this dump....leave her alone.
What are you a bodyguard?
i think everyone in here needs a pistol whipping!
maybe.....what are you? a homo?
I was just giving her a compliment is all.
I fucked a male gorilla. Does that count?
nope gotta be human
does scumbag have a sister and if so does she put out?
scum is the sister....but he has a brother
Weed can I have some artistic nudes of you and Scumbag together? Some black and whites would be good.
or blacks on blondes
Do you guys feelings?
I don't do blacks.
You will have to wait until after the superbowl....Scum can get me liquored up, he knows I'm easy then.
Not even a big black football player from the Chiefs?
Alright this comment section somehow went completely off the hook while I was at lunch..
It's pays homage to the old saying "I can get you dressed up but I can't take you anywhere..."
or, was that "all dressed up with no where to go..."
or was that "give me my dress so I can catch the cab..."
fuck. I totally don't remember.
I bet it was "rip my dress off and take me.... (?)"
Ill keep thinking on that.
Back from lunch... Went to Taco Time, nummy.
Hey Ya'll
Carl is mad.
I love mexican!
food that is...
I think Weed is pretty pissed off at him for real
Carl is pissed at me! Maybe we can grudge fuck?
What the fuck did you guys do to Carl?
Carl got all mad and stomped his foot and ran
That was my every tuesday night thing!!!
Hes pissed.. tell her Weed.
right after Calzone...
He's not mad at you Em, just Bo and I. He won't even have a 3some with us now.
what happened?
I think he got scared when I asked him to marry me....I chase away more guys that way....fuck!
nevermind... im not sure I want to know.
oh shit... you should have never said that outloud.. If shawn hears you he'll jump out his window!
I think he is pissed for real.....I'm calling him out!
and you know what happened the last time he jumped out of something he wasn't supposed to...
huh? what are you talking about? Shawn jump? Why?
jesus christ... you chased away Scumbag too.
yea, I need some pills, I have been totally wacked out today. I think it's Bo's fault!!
......
I would ask because curiousity becomes me but I think I'll leave it up to my imagination at this point.
We found a photo of him is all I will say for now.
and weed has it in a safe place to post here tomorrow. Stay tuned.
poor Carl. I hope someday he still plans on making it to Bellevue and he will be missed.
should I have a funeral? Did you kill him or just criple him for life?
Hes pretty freaked out about his face being revealed
My love letter to Shawn...
My dearest love:
You know you are the only man for me. I will wait (im)patiently for us to be together. We know it is meant to be. The tragic fate of your penis brought us together and has bound us forever.
With all my heart,
Weed
That was so sweet.
I get that way sometimes. Shawn just makes me all mushy inside.
He better get it!
mushy.
Some additional things:
1. 4 Silk ties.
2. 12 boxes of Inspiral condoms.
3. 10 gallon container of nair.
4. 2 inch cut in brush.
5. 1 awl.
6. 6 inch pieces of red twine cut to 3 foot length.
7. 2 hostess fruit pie, Dutch Apple.
8. 1 Large box of Veggie Tales Fruit Snakes.
Yep that ought to do it…
Oh and so you know…. I like a good dig but Mothers, Wives and Family… I will never go there.
Unless they want to bang.
my god.. i see no reason for the nair.
and the pies would be cherry or lemon... preferably smashed together and shovel fed to me..
still so much to learn... so much to learn...
I put nair in a buddies shampoo and his hair fell out. True story
poor fucker... did he kick your ass?
Fuck... I forgot of the 7 chinchillas.
i'm blogging.
Racial slurs?
children are off limits......wives and family? hhmmmm
No. he never found out!! LMAO ROTFL!!!! Fuck texas
and fuck cats.
SCUMMY!
thats cold hearted bo...
look into his eyes. uhoh. he's been telling lies....
jesus thanks for making me sing paula abdul...
Obi wan, your my only hope.
Weed- I have neither so its about being fair...
I don't have a wife either!
I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel...
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel....
It's my baby callin', says I need you here...
And it's half past four and I'm shifting gear...
Weed- Then your just fair game.... :0
yep.....do me! I have been bad today!
Yeah and Carl hates you too. Probably reading this.
what happened to carl?
yes. enquiring minds...
We got a photo of him
well thats kinda shitty considering he was very sensitive about his identity....
that would be like scumbag fucking your wife... sorta.
Weed is going to make a post with it.
Its weed doing it not me. Drives her crazy.
sensitive? Do we do sensitive her? I don't fucking think so!!
Jesus fags it is that important to get a photo of him... you don't have one of me.
The guy was cool to hang, If he disappears, that's not coo fooos.
well shit I hope you don't find that porn I did back in 89'....
Weed do you remember when Johnny compared you to a rhino and it hurt your feelings?
....
I swear to god you're in love with that guy Shawn. I swear to god that you love him like no other.
thanks fer clearin' that up.
wouldn't it be kind of in the same category?
fag
You fuckers need to shut it, we are trying to have fun! Carl is not going anywhere! Good golly!
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