don't you think carl would like to have some ass pictures.. and you talk about his cock to... instead of focusing all your attention on bostick... pooh bear
Johnny, Carl was the first one to get that ass picture.....he appreciated it, unlike you. Sorry I can't look like your strung out, toothless anorexic girlfriends
EN - the hobo crowd that gathered while hobo Jim played 2 live crew on his jib and everyone sang "you ain't nothing but a hoochie mamma".... i think that's the time was biting your neck.. because you really started to grind then
potstickers... haven't had a decent one in... well hell.. do they still make good potstickers?!
i hate asian women drivers.. mainly for all the decorative crap they hang from the rear view mirror.. and their horrible lack of periferal vision - that and they can add quicker than I can - you can never short change a thai prostitute .. fuckin bitches
it's fairly amazing the amount of aerodynamic drag that Thai prostitutes still can avoid while shooting those ping pong balls - considering the amount of flappyness that is generated from their abused meatcurtains - they can still launch those fuckers a good 6 feet. I'm always amazed.
EN - did i mention....... the hobo crowd that gathered while hobo Jim played 2 live crew on his jib and everyone sang "you ain't nothing but a hoochie mamma".... i think that's the time was biting your neck.. because you really started to grind then........ oh wait i did mention that
... and you my wintergreen lifesavers were just excited to see you.. i do remember that woman with the club hand.. no not pearl.. the one with the eye patch saying she that was the most amazing spark show she had seen..
i know you were worried about being cold.. your body shivering.. but with the heat of the trash bins near by warming you.. i hope by fingers weren't to cold when i rubbed my palm on the small of your back .. up your spine.. to the back of your head.. to touch that spot
... no.. the one that makes your eyes dilate and mouth moist... the one when i pressed and teh crowd went "OOOOOooooooo"..... the rail cars.. nothing as romantic as trains passing every 5mintues...so that was the vibrations... hmmm.. i like to have thought it was me
there are limitations when alcohol is involved - let's try to be adult about this - but a rally puke does help to refocus the blood out of my head and back to my cock in those 'times of limpidity' that so awkwardly occur. The whole flip side to that is actually giving a shit if you're limp with whatever Zebra Ass you drag to trainyard also.
Carl - while it's endearing that you're shy - please try to be upfront with things - I just hate to play mindgames.
i go limp while creating a tapered log .. i can't do anything about it.. i just hate wiping my ass with a lubed up hand - toilet paper sticks to my fingertips
another thing - i fuckin really get in a quandry when my finger accidently tears a whole in the toilet paper while i'm wiping my ass and i end up giving myself a shocker/prostate exam.
A. I always end up with a popcorn kernel under my fingernail and that fucking hurts - like back in Nam
B. I have no choice but to look at my finger - check the shit stained finger and then inexplicably sniff it - don't know why - I know it smells like shit so why does my mind force me to do that!
C. No matter how long I wash my hands that funk and the shit under my fingernail just reaks the entire rest of the day - worst part is when i grab a straw to put it in my mouth i know i'm smearing shit where my lips are going to be.
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out of all the guys cock that can be... you pick.. Bostick..??
well, at least this proves Bo isn't lying about his dick size.
yep, I have known for a while about your secret fascination for him.
wow. great technique johnny... easy on the teeth though hun.
try the lip wrap thing I used to do.
how cum he isn't playing with the balls?
speaking of fascination....
you talk about bosticks cock... and be post pictures of your ass...
have any of you ladies ever been able to put the cock and ball sack in your mouth at the sametime?
don't you think carl would like to have some ass pictures.. and you talk about his cock to... instead of focusing all your attention on bostick... pooh bear
Carl, yes.
Johnny...I have yet to see Bo's cock.....at least not as close as you.....and yea, get some ball play in there amateur!
can i get a special nickname?
Johnny, Carl was the first one to get that ass picture.....he appreciated it, unlike you. Sorry I can't look like your strung out, toothless anorexic girlfriends
ok.. pooh bear.. i see you don't want to answer those questions.. and the ones from the previous post... .... so we'll let it go... for now..
we could call you pound puppy.....cuz you like stray and sticking it in from behind.
wait.. wait.. i have girlfriends..? i thought you said i'm gay... you need to make up your mind pooh bear.. your honey is getting tainted
Sorry I can't look like your strung out, toothless anorexic girlfriends
Well Johnny it's a good thing nobody knows we are fucking or I would have to take offense to that.
I knew weed had xray eyes the way she was staring.
Carl I will call you sparky.
what questions? I must have missed something.
Emma that was fucking funny.
chics with dicks johnny
Emma....I'm sorry for you having bad taste. I still love you.
I vote that carl gets the Pooh Bear nick name.
way to cover up pooh bear..
i second the carl.. pooh bear vote
I love you too Weed.
It doesnt always taste bad...
I just pinch my nose and swallow when daddy gives me my medicine.
altough i do like when EN and i play toothless anorexic hobo fucking.. and we go outside and fuck to stay warm..
carl you are the new pooh bear
and it works out well since you, bostick and weed are dipping in the same honey pot
smokers always taste bad.....just sayin.
More fruit johnny....just a tip.
Is that it? You told me it was unsafe inside...
I always played a better anorexic than you did.
Carl is pooh bear now? Who is Eeyore?
I am horny.
Johnny, I wouldn't fuck you with Bo's dick......or fuck me either for that matter.
Eeyore Eeyore Eeyore!
shane is eeyore and you are a bouncing nigger
EN - yes but you have the unfair advantage of actually having no teeth
come to Kansas Em.....we will get some meat on that ass!
I bet Carl is having a spinach salad with sprouts for lunch because he is gay.
daily pressure washed triple dipping honey pot is in play
you ppl are fucking disgusting
and toothless chicks slobber too much - anorexic i can do since you don't have to buy them crappy appetizers
weed don't focus on me and bostick.. you should be looking for your pooh bear so he can get into your honey pot...
EN - and you have to admit we stayed warm by the fire... even when the boons ran out
I will be piglet. Shawn will be Rabbit because he's always so fucking uptight.
oh wait, rabbits fuck a lot so not sure he should be rabbit.
Johnny, you be rabbit.
i thought my nickname was sparky.
i had chicken with rice for lunch.
Johnny - The railroad view, the way the ground would shake when the rail cars went by every 5 minutes...
Just like home.
believe me....I'm not focused on you. Get over yourself Johnny.
EN,
do you want to have a boy or a girl and what would their name be?
I had Kung POW chicken with rice. It was good.
Carl, I'm keeping my special nickname for you secret.
Mesh - yes. We are disgusting. Wait until Bostick posts another gorilla story with subtitles.
it will impresss you to no end.
here is some afternoon poetry for you...
lick my neck
my back
my pussy
and my crack
I gues oriental seems to be the lunch theme today.....must be the lack of asian ass we had.
carl you are pooh bear... fuck sparky
EN - the hobo crowd that gathered while hobo Jim played 2 live crew on his jib and everyone sang "you ain't nothing but a hoochie mamma".... i think that's the time was biting your neck.. because you really started to grind then
damn it Carl.....now I'm horny.
Thanks emma. nobody even saw it because white devil trumped me.
I need to find that post.
weed we all know carl's secert nickname.... Pot sticker... and quit commenting to me .. that's the only way i'll get over myself..
Gook whores smell like rice and 87 octane.
...
yes I ...
okay.
fuck.
Where did Shawn go? I miss him.
yes
okay
fuck
Emma, next time you get desperate enough to fuck johnny, shove a spatula in his ass for me!
we alredy did that before
i was thinking turkey baster this time
Weed, every comment you make is about Johnny. Is someone in love?
yes
okay
fuck..
potstickers... haven't had a decent one in... well hell.. do they still make good potstickers?!
i hate asian women drivers.. mainly for all the decorative crap they hang from the rear view mirror.. and their horrible lack of periferal vision - that and they can add quicker than I can - you can never short change a thai prostitute .. fuckin bitches
weed you should email shawn your ass pictures if you miss him
fuck you Bo.....don't talk to me.
.... oh Bo.. no more rhino ass for you...
Thai whores add by counting the bounces of the ping pong balls that shoot out of their cunts.
is "rhino ass" part of the verbal foreplay still or should I disregard that and leave it with the last post?
Weed takes "rhino ass" personal. it is the safety word.
the foreplay never stops mesh
it's fairly amazing the amount of aerodynamic drag that Thai prostitutes still can avoid while shooting those ping pong balls - considering the amount of flappyness that is generated from their abused meatcurtains - they can still launch those fuckers a good 6 feet. I'm always amazed.
Where is big bitch? Now that is a big ass...
EN - did i mention....... the hobo crowd that gathered while hobo Jim played 2 live crew on his jib and everyone sang "you ain't nothing but a hoochie mamma".... i think that's the time was biting your neck.. because you really started to grind then........ oh wait i did mention that
Aerodynamics are a given when you have a sideways pussy hole. It kinda looks like a tomato sammich on a hamburger bun.
mesh, you can use rhino ass any time you want!
With Mayo
Well yeah, because when you bit my neck you came awful close to finding that dum-dum I was saving behind my ear for afterwards...
bye
or was it a wintergreen lifesaver... I need to brush my teeth after.
... and you my wintergreen lifesavers were just excited to see you.. i do remember that woman with the club hand.. no not pearl.. the one with the eye patch saying she that was the most amazing spark show she had seen..
and you were so worried about getting your knees dirty.... when there plenty of cardboard out there to clean up afterwards..
I remember that lady! She had the girlfriend with the chicken bone and the 1 gallon milk jug that she would piss in...
and the Jims would drink it!
That's the first time I ever took all of you down my throat!
aww memories!!
i know you were worried about being cold.. your body shivering.. but with the heat of the trash bins near by warming you.. i hope by fingers weren't to cold when i rubbed my palm on the small of your back .. up your spine.. to the back of your head.. to touch that spot
Yes, the one that looks like cancer huh? THe black crusty mole-like spot.
You know, those trash bins were fantastic for leg propping... and oh so pungent...
I wasnt shivering, it was teh rail cars...
... no.. the one that makes your eyes dilate and mouth moist... the one when i pressed and teh crowd went "OOOOOooooooo"..... the rail cars.. nothing as romantic as trains passing every 5mintues...so that was the vibrations... hmmm.. i like to have thought it was me
...
I think people are watching us reminisce about dirty garbage sex.
you're all a bunch of fuckin voyeur perverts.
Oh.. no I know what happened... Carl, Bo and Weed went to IM gang bang each other.
I guess it's quiet time Johnny. Grab your blankie.
i'm here bitches.
i have a non sexual crush on johnny. he is very witty.
ya'll just ruined my fantasy about retiring and becoming a hobo
I do too Carl. He is my hero but made tumbleweed hate me.
Where you from with that ya'll shit mesh?
I've had a crush on Johnny since his asian girlfriend left him for black cock.
maybe he is from Texas. That would explain a lot.
I'm just your typical midwestern non-jew german looking type individual.. nothing to see here.. move along
I always fall for peer pressure and I think I too luv Rhino Asses boyfriend
We all want to fuck Johnny Menace!
I want him dressed in a gorilla suit with a giant banana and a Tupperware of lube.
wow. that is indeed inventive bostick.. I like your fantasy about fucking Johnny.
Mesh - do you always fall for peer pressure?
and yeah
:)
100 ;)
typically I do.. BUT.. there are rare occasions where I can fend off something completely retarded - usually if I'm sober this occurs, weird.
drunk I'm up for anything.. for instance the gorilla suit does nothing for me currently but drunk.. i'm all up in that shit
are you sure you're all up in that shit when you're drunk?
I hear some men have issues when it comes to alcohol.
or is the gorilla suit in particular that you are "all up in"?
Carl wanted me to ask you... Pooh Bear is shy.
EN,
have you ever had a cock in your pussy and your ass at the same time?
Hello Carl.
Carl - I told him to stay away from my cat and frankly it was tough to keep the rhythm going with that bitch howling in the back ground.
does that answer your question?
Pooh bear :)
there are limitations when alcohol is involved - let's try to be adult about this - but a rally puke does help to refocus the blood out of my head and back to my cock in those 'times of limpidity' that so awkwardly occur. The whole flip side to that is actually giving a shit if you're limp with whatever Zebra Ass you drag to trainyard also.
Carl - while it's endearing that you're shy - please try to be upfront with things - I just hate to play mindgames.
i take that as a yes.
hi bostick!
Well that was a fantastic answer Mesh.
I just like to feel out the new people... it's similar to the whole "lay of the land" thing.
I'm sure you understand.
The zebra ass threw me off... a little..
and I am only adult when I am put in a corner.
Has anyone ever been sitting on the pot cuffing one off before a shower hand had to take a dump? Did you--->
A - Let it out and pinch it off then start over.
B - Hold it until you bust a nut then let it go.
C - Time your spunk launch the same time as the monkey tail hits the water.
B, then C... and then A.
it's rough being the new guy - getting felt up by random individuals
i really thought it was an 'animal theme' kinda day - it's good to see someone easily confused though
Do girls plow on the can?
Awesome.
mesh,
pooh bear wants to eat your asshole.
i go limp while creating a tapered log .. i can't do anything about it.. i just hate wiping my ass with a lubed up hand - toilet paper sticks to my fingertips
Bo - Well I don't know if they all do, but I like to multi-task.
Mesh - s'ok after awhile you don't feel so cheap.
It's best to be confused when you're the only female in here besides pooh bear.
i would go in this order
B
C
A
i agree with Mesh...wiping with lotion on your hand can be difficult.
I miss big bitch :(
who is pooh bear?
That is the worst wiping with a lubed up hand. Good observation.
okay you faggots. I have a memorial lunch to attend for Sanchez soon.
Anybody have anything you want to me to relay to his parents?
I miss sanchez. :(
i can't stop looking at the rhino ass.
ummmmmm do they live on a farm?
another thing - i fuckin really get in a quandry when my finger accidently tears a whole in the toilet paper while i'm wiping my ass and i end up giving myself a shocker/prostate exam.
A. I always end up with a popcorn kernel under my fingernail and that fucking hurts - like back in Nam
B. I have no choice but to look at my finger - check the shit stained finger and then inexplicably sniff it - don't know why - I know it smells like shit so why does my mind force me to do that!
C. No matter how long I wash my hands that funk and the shit under my fingernail just reaks the entire rest of the day - worst part is when i grab a straw to put it in my mouth i know i'm smearing shit where my lips are going to be.
There I feel better getting that out.. thanks
Mesh - that was like an amendment for mankind.
You're welcome and thanks for sharing.
We will be here emma :?
asshole licker
good luck with the memorial
Carl, you are pooh bear now....johnny hates me.
Mesh - did you just call me an asshole licker?
I was paying you a compliment.
Mesh -
A - I was in Nam too. I can still smell Charlie from a mile away.
B - You smell it because you are a fucking monkey with the exception of a few added genetic traits.
C - ingesting fecal matter helps boost the immune system.
Be nice mesh or we will hunt you down and ass rape you.
I heart mesh for being able to share so candidly to a group of strangers!
B is true. C is marginal.
Carl, I am sure mesh won't mind you licking his ass.
And when I say rape I mean with fists not cocks, up the ass.
No tenting either.
I like to watch monkeys fuck. Don't you?
Mesh,
that was a great post. i too find myself smelling my finger despite it clearly having fecal matter on it.
wtf is wrong with calling her an asshole licker?!
i consider that a compliment!
yes Mesh, but flattery will get you nowhere :)
I am watching bestiality porn right now. foxes to be specific.
Maybe I should post this..
Unless you name is Micheal and you river dance.
do I have to wear the gorilla outfit? that things smells like the 2 week old still warm cum in my tube sock that's on top of the furnace vent....
fox sex. tenting. and fecal asshole licking.
You do realize that we are all living the american dream.
Holy shit. I think Mesh is my son.
i river dance like a leprachaun on meth - okay 3 leprechauns on meth.. but I refuse, fuckin refuse to oil my chest and wait my middle name is.. hmm
sure you can drip honey on it but no oil - why the hell do you people like honey so much anyway?!
Mom?
New post.
Hone is honey dumbass. It is made by bees.
they love it cuz that's what my pussy tastes like!
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