You bunch of retards
Tumbleweed's fantasy is to be gang banged by four or five big cocked black guys.
She fucks black guys all the time and loves a big black pecker in her anus.
He squirted his big black ball cum wad all over her face and she licked, using her fingers to pick up every dollop and drizzle of nigger spunk placing it ever so gently against her tongue before swallowing it, making eye contact as her mouth emptied. Tumbleweed - "Ahhhhh I love to eat your black guy cum".
This is for Carl. Carl is gay and doesn't know it yet or does, probably does. He thinks of men jacking off when he jacks off and rollerblades to the tanning salon.
Shawn was fucking his sex doll up the ass and split that mother fucker in two.
You should have bought the car instead jackass.
Now that 8000.00 hunk of shit realdoll isn't worth dick.
Let it dry before you slide your pecker back in it again.
This is Sullen girl. She likes to be tied up and peed all over. It is a fetish thing and she loves clowns and feet in her mouth. She has a sick foot fetish so email her photos of toes and heels.
Shane wears shit like this because he is a fucking redneck bitch KKK Mother Fucker. I like Shane and he is my boy. Maybe one day he will send me naked photos of his wife.
This is me. I love to fuck sheep and goats.. Sheeps are a better bang because they are softer but with goats you can get up on that nipple and have a drink afterwards and cannot do that with sheep. Sheep milk/cum tastes like ass but you can cuddle with them better.
Emma wants to cram a huge dildo up her ass like this nice young lady is demonstrating.
This is Johnny Menace getting his little bitty pecker sucked by his "pappy".(Texas slang for what they call old fags that like twinky little queers) . This is Johnny for real
She fucks black guys all the time and loves a big black pecker in her anus.
He squirted his big black ball cum wad all over her face and she licked, using her fingers to pick up every dollop and drizzle of nigger spunk placing it ever so gently against her tongue before swallowing it, making eye contact as her mouth emptied. Tumbleweed - "Ahhhhh I love to eat your black guy cum".
This is for Carl. Carl is gay and doesn't know it yet or does, probably does. He thinks of men jacking off when he jacks off and rollerblades to the tanning salon.
Shawn was fucking his sex doll up the ass and split that mother fucker in two.
You should have bought the car instead jackass.
Now that 8000.00 hunk of shit realdoll isn't worth dick.
Let it dry before you slide your pecker back in it again.
This is Sullen girl. She likes to be tied up and peed all over. It is a fetish thing and she loves clowns and feet in her mouth. She has a sick foot fetish so email her photos of toes and heels.
Shane wears shit like this because he is a fucking redneck bitch KKK Mother Fucker. I like Shane and he is my boy. Maybe one day he will send me naked photos of his wife.
This is me. I love to fuck sheep and goats.. Sheeps are a better bang because they are softer but with goats you can get up on that nipple and have a drink afterwards and cannot do that with sheep. Sheep milk/cum tastes like ass but you can cuddle with them better.
Emma wants to cram a huge dildo up her ass like this nice young lady is demonstrating.
This is Johnny Menace getting his little bitty pecker sucked by his "pappy".(Texas slang for what they call old fags that like twinky little queers) . This is Johnny for real
posted by JBoombostick at 2:17 PM
132 Comments:
alright.
I can safely say I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
holy fuck my stomach hurts from laughing... I read it twice.
i really don't else know what to say about that....
Hey, if I can "want" to take a dildo in the ass like that can I also "want" the two cheesy smiling broads on either side of me?
....
Seriously I'll have to get back to this.
ok i can make one out of clay and straw. for 2 dollars
The whores are free.
and I am drunk and hign
*high
Johnny Menace sent me that photo after I convinced him to trust me.
The old dick suckers name is bob. He is Menaces meth dealer.
He gives Menace free powder for sexual favors so they both win.
Bo- Who took the picture tho?
good question.
I bet it wasn't a girl though.
Because he is fucking gay.
i took a shit while text messaging emma this weekend.
...
Ok this thing gets fucking better and better...
homos :)
You're such a dumbass Bo! but thanks for showing my first ever black cock pictures....don't be jealous because their dicks are bigger.....hater.
fag.
:)
first time.. long time.....
the fake ficus in the anal whores pic upsets me... along with the candle holders and the sleeper sofa
it looks to me like the water bondage chick is using 'whistling meditation' while being hosed - abu gharab(?)-esque
red neck bitches do not have tits that big.. typically they are tiny and well drained from the 7 inbred kids - so that's just bad marketing right there
the sheep is sexy - i can't deny it
meth dealers are sick fuckers - not sock fuckers... sick fuckers
do you think the girl in the first picture has fake boobs?
she has a great body.
well i guess i won't be visiting this place at work anymore. later.
Somebody just called me a man-killer.
Sick thing is... I think they're fucking right.
We need a for-work-safe post here for Scumbag since he's being a pussy.
your mom's being a pussy.
i would at least have the decency to take off my socks
so i understand yer phone is fixed?
johnny, who has time to take off their socks in the heat of the moment?
i thought you were a maneater
if your the heat you have all the time
bo - meth dealer?... come on if you wanted to make it believable you should have gone with coke.. and he's snorting it off my shaft
thanks johnny, that makes me feel a shitload better.
and apparently you know how that feels per the pretty picture.
speaking of pictures... i only count 4 black cocks.. in tumbleweeds picture
and apparently i'm 16
Gotta love a man that pays attention to detail I guess.
what are you guessing for?
why not?
who are you waiting for to tell you if your right?
that's a fantastic question.
welcome back johnny menace.
can someone tell me what that thing is up that girls ass?
seriously...can an asshole expand that much?
*reminds self to send link to Carl on where to get those...
Costco Asshole Expander - between the full size dune buggy and 48 pack of Onion/Potato Perogies - freezer section
**works better if you warm it in the oven for a while**
You know, I've heard that's true actually...
Who the fuck is 'mesh displeases me'?
Queer.
I dunno... but I think he's kinda cool seeing that he knows about the perogies!
some anomynous fuck who has more interesting shit to say than me...
s'not true H... you have much interesting shit to verbose about.
Ok so I just got off the phone with Sanchez's parents....
life sux when someone dies.
...something somewhere sucking life back where we came from...
thank god for booze,
sex,
and other mind numbing distractions...
sorry for your crew, Emma.
And someone put a skirt on that goat!... jesus.. be civilized!
Can I just say that I haven't had a drink.... perhaps that's my problem.
perhaps?
:D i will get drunk tonight
not that I'm tring to encourage alcohol abuse...
just functional alcoholism.
and if you need to abuse alcohol to function... then so be it!
I don't think that thing is really in her ass buttmunchers! Look closer.
so the sanchez thing is real? Can you tell me what happened?
He committed suicide Wednesday evening. I would love to sugar coat that for you but I cant.
Remember Tempest? He died too..
We need a rubber stamp.
Jesus..
omg....didn't know things were so bad!
Nice to see Johnny again.
Thats okay Weed, I didn't know things were so bad either...
until i found him.
fuck that tempest guy.
man.. mention perogies and dune buggies and all of a sudden someone calls you queer!
(from previous reads you all are queer and seem to try to lure other queers though... so i'll take it as a term of endearment)
'functional alcoholism' = fearless nature to 'wow' a female with your verbose skills at sexual innuendos while slurring
'dysfunctional alcoholism' = limpdick/limpclit (visualize it.. go ahead.. take a minute) but still the ability to slur
sorry to this group for their loss also
I like you mesh. Let's fuck or something.
"" 'functional alcoholism' = fearless nature to 'wow' a female with your verbose skills at sexual innuendos while slurring ""
Dude's blowing my cover...
That's all the game for the girls I got!
awww Mesh! you just got offered meaningless sex by E!
welcome!
and start saving your box tops.
I'm in shock. Thought maybe it was a Clzone dying thing.....not a for real life deal. I'm so sorry Emma....and Shawn! I love you both!! Do not be too hard on yourselves!!!
H - meh. I guess that does make him/her part of the club!
Mesh - I haven't called you queer yet but I offered to fuck you... so, term of endearment remains to be seen.
Weed - S'ok...I'm kinda very fucking pissed at him actually for the moment. Later I will cry. And then I will key his car.
But for now I think nude wresting in the lube ring will work...
I was just kidding mesh. It is ok to make fun of you because you are the new guy. Welcome to our drama/retardedness.
I called Sanchez and tempest queers the first time they came around.
that makes me feel like a dick but you can take it I am sure.
Tempest was queer.
Sanchez was straight. I would know.
He enjoyed dressing me up like his puppet in the PVC maids outfit while I cleaned his house.
So in his honor I will wear it to the funeral on Saturday.
It's black, it should work.
lube ring? I want one of those!! Where can I get one?
You can make your own lube ring Weed... one blow up kiddie pool and a 30 gallons of Gun Oil Lube.
i died once. it sucked.
yes but if I hadn't swallowed you'd have NEVER come back to life!
OOO you know what? we need a memorial service for those asstards/blogs that have gone away.... and/or died
starting with Murphy...
ending with Sanchez....
But do we count white devil and johnny? It's all so twisted and backwards... so many intro's and outro's... not even sure it can be made sense out of....
like your family tree Scummy!
BURN!
Remember when Calzone died? Fuck calzone.
shady fucker...
*looks at doormat - "Sex with E will be offered once witty comment is established" *
me - thanks for the retarded welcome and no i'm not taking your dick like you implied in that last sentence (i see you workin)
you can't skip individuals during a memorial service it shows blatant favoritism and from what I can tell you people do not play favorites - let alone have any standards whatsoever
is pbc to be included in this memorial?
*cocks head
I only know of one person that ever called me a shady fucker.
where is Sullen Girl.
i want to lick her.
Murphy
White Devil
Calzone
PBC and Anna
SHS and Pearl
Shane
White Devil
Johnny Menace
Sanchez
am I forgetting anybody?
i called you a pig fucker once........
hey! i'm not dead!
oh my bad.
Hows about we put the wedding party minus shane in a package deal...
Like they were all attacked by a bunch of midget clowns.... or dead hookers.
we're not dead, we're broken up. kinda like soundgarden.
ok, we're dead.
and i can honestly say that you will NEVER see us together on one blog again.
does it make you cry?
if i were physically able to cry, then yeah, probably.
pussy.
whore.
are we all alone?
cunt.
uh. I'm not sure. Why?
you want to profess your undying love for me?
fag?
how about we gang bang scumbag in the ass then donkey punch him?
now that sounds like fun to me!
EN,
do you think i should buy that Anal Intruder kit from the picture up above for my visit to Seattle?
I second that emotion! I have a ball gag with his name on it!!!
fuck everyone!!
where is that fag johnny menace...i want to cut his dick off and shove it in his right ear.
*tries to say it without laughing*
I'm not sure you can get it on the plane hun. How's about you wait until you get here and I'll take you to the superstore... you should have it more than worked out by the time you have to leave.
Scumbag,
disregard my comment. that was very rude of me.
what do you think of the Jets picking up Thomas Jones? also, whats up with the patriots signing all the good free agents while that fag tom brady is out banging every hot ass bitch?!?! why are chicks attracted to that pole smoker?
OH, and Carl? I'm NOT fucking you.
fuck the jets. we just picked up donnie edwards & it looks like trent green is out the door with his brain damaged self.
are you guys gonna make sweet love down by the fire?
i mean, since emma is a total whore and will fuck just about every random dude she talks to on the internet..........
I can't do that anymore.
everything i just said, in case any of you are REALLY retarded, was said in complete sarcasm.
BURN!!!! Fuckin a shane.
thing is, i was the last random dude emma banged and i gave her aids. it's nothing personal against anyone else, she's just watching out for the rest of ya. you should be thankful really, and mad at me. i'm such a filthy slut.
in fact they revoked my whore of the month club membership.
So A) no talking to dudes on the internet.
B) no fucking.
Wouldn't life be great if that really happened Shane? Then I'd only need tylenol to get by.
yeah, whore of the month club is so anal about std's. pun intended.
anymore?
see.. i'm really confused by you all.. standards then no standards.. pole smokers then lube jockeys... it's really difficult
football is turning into baseball with the overpayed shitty players in the free agent market - assinine to put that much money into an offensive tackle thats going to shit his aorta after a good meal of 7 chickens and 4 pounds of sushi trying to 'maintain his weight'
extra strength tylenol......
my aids ain't no joke, yo.
Mesh - yes.
and I think I could love you for
5, 10 minutes tops.
and come on now.. it says in the bi-laws *HAH!* "once a whore of the month gets her wings.. she's always in 'the club'"... you surely still have voting rights at least..
Sullen asked for me to tell you guys she wished she could be here, but she hasn't proven herself a good girl yet, and so remains locked to that heavy ass steel table in my basement.
you know something about being a whore?
I really thought 'Trim Spa' and AID's were downright about the same thing... so what weight are you at now Scum?
Wings. Are you sure you don't mean tassles?
In that case I found the other one.
the word 'whore' just makes me feel.. well.. cheap.
Slut, clit buster, Sammy Slammy... are my personal preferences.
That and I have no memberships, can't afford the fee's yet - in due time though, due time.
Can we get a photo of the 'heavy ass steel' thing... preferably with Sullen attached in teh photo also
H - I heart her so be gentle.. I will not tolerate bruising on her thighs or running mascara until pillow talk time...
Mesh is a cuntbag
hmmm, a photo request. Ya know, that could be arranged. I'll run it by her next time I bring down a fresh bowl of water.
Yep, she's a gentle one,... but loves her punishments so.
Another paradoxical woman, go figure.
so you google searched huh... fine fine.. yes... one time for the National Replubican Convention I did dress up like a cuntbag.. fine!! Newt 'I like your peachfuzz' Gingricht would not leave me the fuck alone either.
Only feeling you out. Or up, whatever.
EN,
why can't we fuck? thats the only reason i'm going to seattle?
*likes thigh bruising
just sayin....
*yanks her chain...
Heartfuck, don't make your timeout any longer.
ok so I need a playmate...
any takers?
*watching his wrist, counting under his breath...
3...2...1...
ok, Sullen dear,
you're done.
*unlocks collar
Now what do you have to say for yourself?
*raises hand.... offers self to Emma
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YEAH lkasdhgakjw3eiojf239'cxm !!!
lmfao, that was all too funny! And Shawn's trish doll holl shit, I think that part is true. lol!!
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