Fine Fuckers
Nobody is posting here? Hmmm. Well that's too bad because you've unintentionally shoved me in the drivers seat. I like to drive sometimes... it's a control thing... I like control.
Alright then, I'll take the weight... feel free and just relax while I post on this bitch.
Q: Emma, what is a D & C?
A: Well funny you ask... here, let me explain... A dilation and curettage procedure, also called a D&C, is a surgical procedure in which the cervix (lower, narrow part of the uterus) is dilated (expanded) so that the cervical canal and uterine lining (endometrium) can be scraped with a curette (spoon-shaped instrument) to remove abnormal tissues in the uterus.
A suction D&C uses suction to remove uterine contents. This is sometimes called a dilation and evacuation (D&E).
Alright then, I'll take the weight... feel free and just relax while I post on this bitch.
Q: Emma, what is a D & C?
A: Well funny you ask... here, let me explain... A dilation and curettage procedure, also called a D&C, is a surgical procedure in which the cervix (lower, narrow part of the uterus) is dilated (expanded) so that the cervical canal and uterine lining (endometrium) can be scraped with a curette (spoon-shaped instrument) to remove abnormal tissues in the uterus.
A suction D&C uses suction to remove uterine contents. This is sometimes called a dilation and evacuation (D&E).
Other related procedures used for diagnosing and treating the endometrium include endometrial ablation, hysteroscopy, and hysterectomy. Please see these procedures for additional information.
$50 goes to the first person that successfully jerks "jack" to above picture after reading this.
posted by Everything Nice at 6:49 AM
217 Comments:
done. where's my $50?
Do I have to bring you the DNA as proof....
Sorry guys that was me that said "what is a D&C" Emma said do you really want to know.... I said ahhh no.
I can tell by the toothy smile i don't want to know.
And i still don't
I'll take it out of your tab Scumbag... tell me, was it the sppon shaped carving device that got you or the thought of eating the endometrial leftovers?
Yes sanchez... Pumpkin muffin needs cream for her coffee....
Fuck that makes me horny.
I would send you my sample but some one swallowed it on accident.
It's good to have you back E.
Thank you Shawn.
You look much better at that angle anyway.
Do you think "Pumpkin Muffin" likes her cream curdle.
:| uh.
Sanchez - Do you have curdled cream?
Shawn - cat got your tongue I see.
Is it a dickfest in here or is it just me?
Quick everybody drop, we can do a quick threesome. I found some outstanding positions over the weekend to practice.
Shane you are NOT allowed near my ass.
I'll only fuck you if you can color copy that picture and tape it over the windows.
Not for her NooOOOOOoooo. Excuse me while I go vomit...
For the second time.
Wow bad timing.
You mention "pumkin Muffin" and threesome
HA HA Scumbag doesn't get anal permission!
Don't cry Scumbag, you take the hole in front and I promise you a donkey love punch when you cum.
Quit being such a pussy Sanchez... seal your eyes and stick a cup of coffee beans under your nose..
You men are in rare form today. Fortunately I like mine medium rare or I'd be a mess.
I didn't give you anal permission either pal.
WTF? I KNOW you didn't give it to Sanchez.
You're telling me you won't even let me when a donkey punch to shane is involved? Well that's fucked.
I bet he has a tight ass.
You like it medium well liar.
why don't i get anal permission?
Trust me Shawn Jaba the hut has more sex appeal and charisma and I guarantee she is going to ask a shit
-load of dumb questions.
lay down Shawn I'll be right there.
Shane. Because rectal tearing is not attractive to me... either are staples to my colon.
I just had a vision of lea in that leather thing.
Good job Sanchez... now I need to cuff it myself.
i'd be gentle.
Jesus foos, their is a size requirement.
Not to big.... not to small...... just right
So would I Scumbag. We'd all be just a bunch of gentle mother fuckers.
*lays down.
Sanchez you stay there
I don't need your "just right".
I like gentle.. in the first five minutes.
Honestly, why fight about who gets what? Didn't you boys play well together on the playground?
Yes you do Shawn ...in your mouth.
Shawn..I think you lost your alpha a while ago.
Uh no... really.
On both counts. Good try calling that one out though.
Adore you E, have work to do. See you later today ;)
bye you stoopid fuckers.
emma, have you fucked shawn yet?
Toodles Shawn Boy... Say hello to your scrotum for me.
No, not yet. Should I stress yet?
beezo!!!!!!!
I'll take one, thanks.
E - Thank you for calling me and singing that song. Now it's stuck in my fucking head.
bitch.
Scummy - Yes, with a big head on it please and thank you.
Shawn - Sure thing, any time, blah blah blah.
Two one eyed dogs, they're looking at stereos...
Hi-fi Gods try so hard to make their cars low to the ground
These vibrations oil its teeth...
Primer gray is the color when you're done dying.
I'm trying,
I'm trying to,
drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away.
That song makes me think of H.
well shit... and magically I appear.
love that song, of course.
wtf emma... we're both alive...
is it a good thing?
i just saw this post. i guess i can't win the $50.
i'm horny. anyone want to fuck?
no.
fag.
H - If we were starlings, there would be a tree with no branches in which to sing to others with no ears... and then, my little starling...
you will show me your pecker as I fluff your feathers.
but i digress...
It is a beautiful sunny day in Seattle today and I will now begin shedding layers.
like molting.. which takes us full circle to starlings.
Two words for you biscuit.
Volleyball. weather.
and two more...
you.bikini.
I second that bikini....
did you just call me biscuit?
:D hallo Sullen you lurking beauty.
hello my love :)
Cheer cheer the gangs all here. Holy fuck what should we do now?
I say naked picture posting from the ladies.
I did call you biscuit.
No Shawn.
We are missing Bostick and Weed.... and white devil.
but its making me all emotional to see sullen and H here, and carl... well no that makes me horny.
Fuck Carl.
Yes pictures.
Hey Sullen whats shakin?
Sullen, would it be appropriate if I thanked you for making your brown eye available to me?
Somebody say my name?
i go to catch dem fish tonight.
depends on how you're planning on thanking me...
You're a sick man shawn. And though I know your jealousy will kick in I would like to say that her brown eye is available to all of us.
Is it ok if i beat off while doing this?
Shawns naked nipples make me want to pull on my cock
no.
Holy fuck. It's like dawn of the dead around here.
when I go to kansas I am bringing my limited edition re-released DVD of that movie for Scumbag.
then I will give him a paper bag to jerk it in.
I'm quite fond of the naked nipples myself
already got that dvd. thanks anyway though.
Too late scummy. Whos catching it. Raise some hands.
All this nipple talk is making me want to take my shirt off.
*puts hand down on table and stacks books on top of it.
Here it cums everyone. Open wide! UGHHHHHHH!!!
*raises hand and shakes vigorously
fuck you editor shawn.
Sullen you may want to shut your eye.
I'll let you be the bottom carl.
69 bitches.
Sullen,
i enjoyed our special moment on friday night.
i will cherish it forever.
Oh shit I got everyone and I hit starfucker on the eyelash!!! It even got in what is left of Shawns hair!
Good Job everyone.
fight! fight! fight!
editor shawn,
you got a deal.
Awwww Carl :) Thanx babe. It was pretty special.
fag.
did you guys see Weed's blog today?
Lick my spunk off of Shawns head Carl.
Thats hot.
Can I sit on your lap Scumbag? I suddenly feel compelled to cuddle.
I saw that rhino ass
I did. It was done nicely. You have a way with women Carl, which is why I cannot fuck you.
here she cums.
Fuck.
I guess that means I have to tell her I'm married.
deal carl.
She is going ot get mad about that Rhino ass comment. hehe
EN,
why can't we fuck? i want to have my first anal experience with you.
If she has a rhino ass, what does that make mine?
you want anal, then go to prison.
bitable?
To answer your question EN.
You have a monkey ass.
She has a cherub ass... but just to make sure hows about you show us to refresh our memory..
since it's been awhile since we've seen your ass.
I hate you Bo!
Everybody post a 'tastfull' ass photo
I like Shanes answer best. He gets a gold star.
Last time I checked my ass didn't look inflamed and obtrusive...
hmmm. monkey. wow, that... well, that cuts... hurts... bad... I think... I think...
I think Bostick just talked me out of posting an updated picture.
Sorry weed, only joking. I love animals and compare all asses to animal ass.
heh, i'm still her favorite.
Don't listen to Bo, he's a dipshit. He already told me would hit it.....on my ass picture. Fucker.
Did I miss Shawn's wedding?
I think monkey ass is hawt. Like the ultimate comparison compliment.
Scummy......I'm gonna kill you!
i deleted it.
100
Yes, so did I weed. It's good to see you :)
*soft moist kisses to Emma's and Weed's delicious asses....
sullen is a dyke.
true story.
shawn's married. what a pussy.
marriage is bullshit.
don't do it.
yeah, learn from the rest of us!!!
Can you marry Livedolls in Washington?
I know bestiality is legal there. Look it up.
I eat lunch at the Redhook Brewery with a vision of a D&C as my potato salad garnish.
it is bullshit.....Sullen is hot so leave her the fuck alone!
washington is a very progressive state, so i'm sure it's ok.
Marrying the wrong person can be a bummer.
Sanchez will you be my new boyfriend since Shawn is married?
Not that I know personally. I love my shit.
Real-dolls, you can marry them but the priest that does the service is a dummy.
i've been happily married for 4 years. i figure 4 outta 6 ain't too bad.........
WEED- SURE your on!
Happily....and marriage do not mix....quit lying you stupid fuckers
okay Sanchez.....but no foreign objects in my ass.....except your dick!
Well I know it's only good for the first year and then shit goes downhill so I just hooked up with a good divorce lawyer.
Biscuit referred me.
So Shawn......did you knock her up or what?
Sanchezs dick is a foreign object... I guess you're out of luck weed.
I refuse to answer that.
it is kind of an oxymoron isn't it? like literate texan......
I love my wife
(s)
fuck texas.
no you don't.
and fuck you E for good timing.
1-800-divorce
Where did biscuit go?
Yeah hey are going to have ass babies.
What's the wifes name and when is the baby due?
Yeah, I love your wife too Shane.
Shawn is going to have little drippy ass babies.
at least somebody does......
and Sanchez, if you were lucky to have a wife, I would love her sideways.
Remember the Alamo!
i kid, i kid.......
Instead you have to schlep off somebody elses.
Like left overs. bitch.
ha scummy.....only cuz she reads this!
I think I just saw a naked man wearing a sign that said "personal" run through my office.
oh, wait....
she knows nothing of this blog.....
Emma.....is Sanchez hot? You once told me Shawn wasn't...and I trust your opinion.
LMAO!
*Highfives WEED!*
Shawn what hair color is your real-doll.... hmmmm
Weed - you're just pissy cause I'm off the market and you were too slow to buy when I was featured.
that was mean.
you did marry a chick, right shawn?
Anybody that would get married after belonging to all these blogs.....needs burned. Idiot!
fag.
But Shawn, you were featured in the clearance section!
Is she white or a spear chucker?
you're right Shawn.
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i lied to weed and told her i was hot. the look of disappointment on her face when she met me was priceless!
LMAO.....you fuckers are killin' me
Weed - change your avatar to that ass photo you took.
It will be hot.
It's okay Shawn.....I have sexually committed myself to one person.....so I might as well be married....or dead
Clearance Section.... NOooooo
Half off.... get it.... Half off
LMAO
yea....good idea Bo, so I can get more Rhino comments from you and Johnny?
half off? did shawn marry a chick with no legs?
Sexually committed.. good times, good times.
I miss my PVC straight jacket with the crotch hole.
FUCK JOHNNY MENACE.
you first.
No he jumped from a moving car... that he could have just waited for a gas stop. and lost some bits
Johnny Menace is a fucking jerk
Shawn stop reading my diary.
I'm happy to report that shawns wife has two legs, she is Caucasian..
Johnny who?
but she has a lazy eye...
(that was for johnny).
we all know the story sanchez.
EN - you die.
Didn't we see her on "the meltdown"?
Is she hot? Can she join the blog?
We cant talk about that here.
Right foot forward..
is it that "that jen" chick? she was fuckin' hot! good fer you shawn.......
Menace moved to key west to be with his gay lover.
They opened a bed and breakfast call "escapes"
Shawn are you swingers? How about a threesome?
with a smoke in her mouth
I want a threesome...
She is hot if it is Jen.
fuckin' whore. and i mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Wow, is that who owns that... I just bought a package deal for my co-worker and his ass reaming faggot boytoy "spike".
Holy fuck, maybe I should send that headband with him.
I swing. Therefore I am.
sore on Sundays.
HA!~ I get it shawn! Package deal!
Yeah its easy to find in the keys, just look for all the sweaty queers dancing around being all gay. Menace will be right there with them.
Holy shit. I just realized something but I am not going to share it out loud.. instead I am going to go have a cigarette and find a loop hole.
emma, is yer cell phone still fucked?
Fucking fag
why all the johnny menace hate?
Bo - and you know this because?
E - I just thought the same exact thing. You dig for that loop hole girl, I know you'll find it.
Shane - she didn't give you her new number? Aww thats too bad.
Spitfire tried to hook him up and said he was a queer for not accepting her offer.
GAYry has a pet dog named spike.
yer a dick.
I don't hate Johnny Menace.
The court says I can't since its in the best interest of the child.
Yes it is scummy. yes it is.
Did Shawn marry Gayry?
Wait. Spitfire tried to hook him up?
Holy fuck no wonder he disappeared for 3 months and now nobody can understand what the fuck he's posting.
he wanted nothing to do with it.
Because he likes cock.
damn. burn on both of them!
I'm wishin you would have jumped out of another car instead of taking the plunge! Damn it....we taught you nothing.
I hate having pity on people. I can't feel sorry for a guy that fantasized about feeding my retarded mother a breadstick and then fucking my real doll instead of his hot live in room-mate.
bah!!!!
*snort
Shawn totally just admitted that his mothers a retard!
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