posted by Everything Nice at 8:33 AM
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
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212 Comments:
No I don't.
I prefer .jpg women.
Mesh _ are you a girl or a flaming homosexual?
Those are your only choices.
Fuckin a.
Shawn, We have a new person here.
Should we try to make them cry?
What about emotional transvestite?
Its name is mesh something and has no blog or avatar.
Fuck Mesh and its dog.
Naw, probably run into a gaper.
here i am insulting ppl on the last post and not realizing i'm being insulted here... that hurts!
Me - sure I've got fashion sense - but a female.. no. Flaming homosexual - no. Emotionally sensitive - sometimes, the 90's fucked me all up.
I wish I had a dog - I do have a unicorn though
You know if you wrap a newspaper up in a tight roll and fill it with cheese whiz, you don't have to use your hand.
The 90s fucked up and gave people a bunch of ugly tattoos. Mainly the chicks.
So you're a metrosexual beastialty man.
I don't know, sounds like he might fit in.
problem with that is the ink smears and it looks like you've been fucking a pomegranate - not that it's happened to me - best i've done is sweet talked a cantelope.
Dode I never thought of that. I once used a toilet paper roll and vaseline.
True
All the 90's gave me was herpes.
I agree on the ugly tattoos. I'll up the ante with gold chains and save africa emblems.
The 90s gave me herpies too but it aint so bad.
Holy shit it's a good thing Es not here. She'd teach you how to use that tp roll on your wife.
I don't sweet talk my fruit. I just rape the bitch.
I find the longer I make her wait, the softer she is in the end.
I only gave the herp to about five girls but they were whores.
Shawn - I thought we agreed that baby tomatoes aren't fruit.
I know Bostick, and I take Zovirax for it every 15 days.
How many sheep did you give it to?
I downloaded a porn with these Aussie chicks on it. They have extra hairy cunts and I have to admit, it really gets me going.
goats can get herpes?
I wasn't talking about anal beads... but I bet that mesh fag likes to string grapes on a licorice whip and use them like anal beads.
Carl could show you how to do that.
To answer that shawn, I have no idea. Sheep cannot call me and blame.
I dunno Johnny, how are you feeling lately? Any outbreaks?
Two queers in here now jeez. It is like the 'blue oyster bar'.
Emma you are in heaven you fag hag.
Bostick - I call bullshit on the sheep calling.
I don't sleep at night.
I am in heaven. I'm waiting for fashion advice.
my last outbreak was at the base so it didn't get in way of my masturbating.
I hate the ones on the helmet rim.
Id bet everybody on this blog has the herp.
Lets see a show of hands.
Who is going to write the post? I vote Shawn since he brought it up.
so you could still fuck then.
what post?
The all about herpies post.
...uh.. all about herpes post?
LMAO.. Yes, put shawn in charge of that.
Or VD. my friend caught the drip and had to get a qtip shoved in their.
Actually I vote a power point. With hand-outs.
SCRATCH AND SNIFF!!!
some chicks find 'boil-ish marks' on dicks sexy - you just have to find that 'special' kinda girl.
I was called by a farmer once - no idea how his wife got my cell # and that rumor forced me to move. Swear to this day that I did not suck that pigs teet but whatever.
I would never waste grapes for an anal bead stickerUpTheAss thing - hell if you're going to fuck yourself with somethin like that just use a kiwi or 4 on the end of a wire hanger.. better sensation
What about a pop-up Herpies book? To educate the kids about friction and fucking.
Teach them how to identify sores.
Yeah... so there... stoopid fags.
all of ya.
Kiwis are gross and leave a filthy dry taste in the mouth.
When i rub a kiwi i feel dirty.
*loves Emma dirty... loves bathing her even more....
jeez. here we go again....
Sorry sullen, I will have to email you. There will be no love in this comments section... physical or otherwise.
well, I guess I'll just have to poop on your chest then.
Only if you'll suck off a horse and then snowball it to my ass.
really seems more like blatant lust.. but you females go ahead and rationalize it however you need too
aside: why the hell call it a 'snowball'... at best it looks like sloppy congeled tapioca nuggets with a splash of egg whites
SO, call it custard? Maybe I can stick a lighter to my tongue and call it brulee
Bo... You're a fag.
I thought Shawn was the fag and Bo was the sheep fucker... learning curve bare with me here
And as many of you know... I usually come in here - love on everyone and leave. Guess I'll just do the latter.
Good job meat hammers.
You're all a bunch of flaming homos that deserve nothing more than a reach around from a sociopath gimp in heat.
with long nails no less.
Mesh - I'm no fag but Bostick is the sheep fucker.
E - Who needs you bunch of slug trails anyway? Unless there's a webcam and Jo lube involved.
come on now Shawn... you shave your chest.. who you trying to fool?
I had no idea that man on sheep luv was .. well.. still around. Thought it faded out with the bad tattoo's and painters caps.
slug trails - such an appropriate descriptive.
You know. I find it interesting that all you guys check out my chest.
proves you're all queer.
I would also like to add that no women ever mention it's silky softness....
just you fags. Jesus drink a beer and fart or something. What the fuck is wrong with you.
I drink tea to calm my nerves because i have a nervous condition where I shake real bad. Normally I stick my thumb in my ass but my boss told me it wasn't appropriate to do in the office place and I was cutting holes in my pants to accommodate my thumb so I was constantly having to explain myself to strangers.
fuck wrong comments section. sorry.
does anyone have anal warts?
If you dab ink on those... you can make great paintings!
Scumbags mother used to have me lance her anal warts.
A quarter per pop. Which means I was quickly able to buy that real doll AND my new car.
Carl do you have herpes too?
I was at lunch masturbating to hairy bush porn.
The Aussie chick one.
DAMN! Shane is going to be pissed that was you working behind that surgeon mask. Was it at all weird he was grabbing his cock the entire time?
Aussie chicks dont say Oh god... they say Ah Gad.
I wanted fuck Olivia Newton John during her Xanadu days.
It wasn't weird until he told his mom to swallow it.
So he fed it to your wife?
Oh wait. No.. she doesn't swallow.
Weed says that she doesnt "uses a cup"
I prefer to shoot it up the nostril with chicks like that. You avoid the pallet and are therefore providing them with a favor.
uh. what size cup is it?
would that be peter north size or editor shawn size.. i must know.
and then, does she get a free Ron Jeremy beanie baby when she collects a certain amount?
I adore your creativity Bo. But can you puddle both eye-sockets too? With the same load?
I like to blow my load in ass.
'uses a cup' .. sounds dainty.. dainty chick using a teacup and a pointed pinky to look slutty.. THAT'S HOT!
(you just set yourself up big time)
Here, let me take advantage of that..
really... ass you say... interesting.
Mesh - why do i feel like I know you?
i get around
i get around
obviously...
twice apparently
shaved chest guy that's NOT GAY likes to blow his load in ass... k... right... so what scented 'lei car mirror accessory' do you have in your honda Accord there Shawn..
E you know everybody that's your problem. For all you know you prolly chucked a buck at him at that free for all down at the strip joint two Fridays ago.
Honda accord, no.
female ass, yes.
not gay. married. which is worse.
and the pinky isn't HOT until she's fingered herself with it during the appetizer.
any idiot could tell you that.
I bet he drives a Dodge "probe"
The way Shanes mom pays? Nah, I bought a Dodge Dually.
i think Mesh is a fag just like the rest of you retards on this blog.
a step side?
I think carl has a 5" pecker that lacks girth like he said.
Carl Spackler is my hero.
what the hell is the point of a 'step side' truck anyway - you lose 4 foot of bed space for some ridiculous 'redneck "i can toss my kin in the back" ' easier appearance
and the fuck if you all aren't making me feel welcome..
anybody notice the new guy hasn't cried yet?
You're all a bunch of women.
yes, women.
100 bitches.
says the bichick screaming for female bonding
Bo? (Me?) - put on the butterfly underwear for her and let her tickle your estrogen levels
Fuck that!
wtf?
bostick,
its probably about 5 1/2 inches. i would about 2 more inches in length and 1 in width.
Bo if you come near me with that thing I'm taking your goat away.
no teet for ewe!
EN,
i can smell that wonderful pussy of yours from here!
where is Sullen Girl...i want to eat her asshole then urinate on her.
I dont consider that a compliment Carl. But thanks!
I smell honey.
I smell weed!
wafting stank.... put that with the teacup pinky reach and a vanilla wafer and i'm in precum heaven
hi.
hi scummy.
do you guys know they are putting out a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie this summer. on the drive into work i started thinking about it. if i made this movie i would show them all grown up. for example, i would make one of them a fag like the blonde hair duded in Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. i would make one a heroin addict who sucks cock for drug money. the third one would be in jail for sodomizing a goat. the fourth one would be a real estate agent.
now that would make for a good movie!
I'd pay to see the exclusive showing of that.
I'll even let Shawn cut a hole in his popcorn for Bostick.
I get to sit in between Johnny Menace and White Devil.
Carl that kinda sounds like us. Sept not turtles
Actually from the right angle you all kinda do look like turtles.
Shawn - you've sucked your own cock, you know what I'm talking about.
Make the April chick a bi-polar transvestite with trust issues and a 9 mil shoved up her cunt and I'd watch it.
and make her barely legal with this cute little dimple just above her ass cheeks.
and in love with that rat looking fucker that was their sense or some shit like that.
The love story will be a bonus when the real estate agent and the cock smoking crack addict do an eiffel tower on her with the other two eating turtle asshole....
Hey Spackler - thumbs up on getting Emma started. You may as well have offered her a virgin boy scout with no morals.
E- they take medication for that.
And the rat likes to beat off in the corner in a nylon.... with panties on his snout....
in womens clothing.
i completely missed Mutant Turtles.. I was too busy thumb rubbing my dick watching the Thundercats, the leopard chick had some amazing tits
you make me feel like a natural woman E.
fuck you for making me miss you around here. I'm going to go cry in the bathroom like an adolescent.
Somebody needs to send this mesh guy and invitation.
I would but he has no email.
*an Invitation assfag... aren't you an editor?
I miss you too... and the days you would bleed. cunt.
i agree her tits were amazing. They never really bounced that much though... i guess it's a cat thing.
I fucked a cat once. Fucker clawed me so i killed it then finished.
figures.
so what is everyone doing tonight?
Hasn't everyone banged a non-human mammal before?
is that what you call your wife?
I'll be working Carl, you?
i don't do email - it's a tool of the devil.
but i appreciate the potential invite
tonight.. staring at the NCAA brackets longingly, trying to comprehend the appeal of American Idol and then stroking one off to that Kelli Pickler chick - she's got nice tits also, real nice and SHE'S STUPID.. i so want her.
Are you a jigaboo mesh?
I knew there was something wrong with that guy.
Carl - I'll be having dinner with an old friend that hasn't been circumsized.
jigaboo... man that's just a fun word to say.. make a lil rhyme outta it.. go on, enjoy yourself
the only jigabooish part of me would be my jigabooable pubes they have some serious curl - constant need of "soul-glo" application
JAMES BROWN IS DEAD! still not buried.. BUT DEAD!
editor shawn,
no major plans tonight. although, its my last night of house sitting for this girl i've been seeing. she has a 150lb mastiff. great dog, very friendly and playful. it could probably fuck me in the ass if it wanted to. of course, its a female so it would probably have to use a strap on..but i digress.
Emma,
how cum your friend hasn't been circumsized? aren't chicks turned off by that? i can't wait to pleasure your butthole.
i want to give Sullen a rim job.
Carl would you eat ass that has the squirts? Not squirting ass but wiped and not washed.
Carl - He is jewish. You missed the part where the dog fucked you.
Will you house sit for me the rest of the week? My schedule looks busy.
I can't wait to return the favor with a spike strip :)
mesh - i hope you trim or shave... soul glo tastes awful.
Bostick,
depends on the girl and how many drugs i'm on...but more than likely yes.
EN,
i'll gladly house sit for you. would you mind if i wear your panties and use your sex toys on myself? also, can you educate me on the Eifel Tower technique?
absolutely! I'd be honored.
If you wear my panties on your head, shove your tongue through the crotchless part and growl.
i really like that.
i am so ready for some butthole pleasure.
does anyone want to see their daddy's dick...when he was a little boy?
EN,
will you be having sex tonight and if so can you call me and leave the phone on so i can listen and masturbate?
I'll do one better and send you the MPEG.
right now, somewhere 15 miles away from me a pencil just snapped...
it was my husband reading that.
hi honey! *waves
seriously,
can you send me the mpeg? i need to "rough up the suspect" so i can last a long time when the girlfriend gets home tomorrow.
what do you think they mean by that song that goes "Let me ride that donkey donkey, let me ride that donkey donkey..."
what will you retards do when my work projects get back on track?
you're all going to pussy out, arent you? Like last time.
shut your pie hole.
we don't pussy out around here.
check yourself before your wreck yourself.
save the drama for your mama.
EN,
i think its just the two of us in here. how about we word fuck?!?!?!
i'll start...
pull down your pants your dirty little whore.
Ok carl! Put them on your head!!
Uh. oh well I'll have to put some on first...
I took a vow of word fuck celibacy carl.
I am not allowed to tell you how much I want to lick the drizzling hot cum off your shaft...
or how hot my pussy is...
Hi!
is there anything good on tv tonight?
you called her your girlfriend! big step Carl.....without any ass too!
I think you should strip her crappy bed, put on a plastic sheet, douse it in baby oil and go at it. At some point things will get real slippery and you can slam your dick right into her ass without her even knowing it!
Sheer fucking genious!
Welcome Mesh....sorry I missed you.
Hey kids anybody still here?
Im here!
Hugs Huneeb :)
Hi Miss lovely Emma!
It's too bad I won't get to see you again this weekend!
hmm when do you leave?
Sunday, get in Thursday
Send you lots of love, like I said below, you can call me if you need ANYTHING!
We could meet on Sunday maybe!
I have a memorial dinner on Thursday.
I have the private viewing on Friday, the funeral on Saturday...
but I'm free as a bird and hungover on Sunday!!
when do you fly out... ?
really up to you, I gotta be at PDX at noon :(
really up to you, I gotta be at PDX at noon :(
whoa.. PDX. I thought you were SEA!!!
not this time, maybe in Aug...
in CHI in May/June :)
not this time, maybe in Aug...
in CHI in May/June :)
well FUCK. Are you staying in Vancouver?
wtf is up with blogger and my comments???
wait...are there two of you? When were you cloned Hunee?
LMAO!
no have a hotel in Portland this time
hehe a clone of me would be dangerous!
erg. well hmm you're right, that's balls... I suppose we may have to wait until August.
August will be a busy month for me I will be sure to be hydrated. BUT this time I think we should make a date and plan way ahead and you have to make me be there on time.
also, yes a clone of you would be dangerous... but FUN!
*thinks about clone, hehe might be fun.
fuck me sideways if I don't get to see Emma...I swear I have been up there more times this year than ever before but our timing just doesn't work out...since well as of tomorrow I will be unemployed I am not positive on the August trip just yet...but I will def let you know ahead of time and plan to stay a couple of days in SEA... :)
so what is all this about Shawn getting married? Pls tell me it's not the girl he jumped out of the moving car from?
Do you speak espanol?
and it can't be "Trish" cause I am pretty sure that is illegal in WA... ha
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si, es asi asi
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fucking comments!
AH! I could get you a job here actually... you could move
no, not trish.. but it is not illegal! :)
oh, actually it might be.. I think she may fall under the category same sex marriage....
my brother tells me that everytime I talk to him...yeah I could go to school up there and yeah it would be cheaper but I'd miss the sun. :(
WHA! it's not illegal, really??
LMFAO!!!! HAHA same sex marriage!!
is Trish more man than Shawn ever will be?
or is Shawn just a pussy?
It took me so long to answer because I am debating how he could use anything I say potentially against me :)
yes.
yes.
and... yes.
but Hunee we have blankets here, heavy jackets, beautiful sunsets and sunrises...
Would I have to speak spanish to work there...or you just want to hear my accent?
and a much better cost to income ratio than california.
plus. we have your energy... come and get you cali pussies.
:) respectfully.
no we need spanish speakers here... bad. I don't sound right when i do it.
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